- What happens when you put a bath bomb
in a pitching machine? (upbeat music)
- Let's talk about that.
- Good mythical morning.
- As a kid, I was terrified of pitching machines.
It's got that wheel moves that so fast, man.
And I was afraid it was gonna rip my coach's arm off
and then I'd have to swing at his arm.
- Whoa, okay.
- And what if I missed?
Can you imagine how embarrassing that'd be for me?
- If you missed the arm?
- Yeah. - Yeah,
that would be embarrassing,
but probably not as embarrassing
as the time I was trying to hit a cage pumpkin
with a baseball bat and lost my balance.
And please do not cut to that.
- One. (cage clatters)
(cage clatters)
See him, whoa! (bat clatters)
(Rhett laughs) (Link groans)
- I'm sure we just didn't cut to it.
- Yeah. - And hopefully,
none of that happens today,
because we're gonna use a pitching machine
to launch weird things at high speeds,
none of which include a human arm
or a cage pumpkin, I think?
It's time for
putting things in things, (upbeat music)
pitching machine edition.
Welcome to our lair!
The throw zone lair!
- Get it?
Throw zone?
Like ozone, but throw?
- In a lair.
- Okay, what we're gonna do
is we're gonna be putting things
into this pitching machine that should not
or have not maybe before been put
into a pitching machine. - Yeah, this is the--
- Don't put your hand on it,
come on, safety first! - What, what, what?
This is a safe spot,
don't make me nervous.
- Well, you're making me nervous.
- Well this is a safe spot to put the hand,
I mean, not on, - Why do you have
to touch it at all? - not on the spinny.
Stop it! - Just talk about it
without touch out yet. - I'm not touching!
You're making me nervous. - You're making me nervous.
I don't want your arm - (indistinct)
ripped off like a coach. - to go through there.
- This is the First Pitch Baseline, not a sponsor.
It will launch stuff
up to 70 miles an hour.
- Case in point, this is a baseball.
Watch it go 70 miles per hour.
(ball hits board)
- Whoa! - Whoa,
whoa, whoa. - Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- You see how I caught that grounder?
That was like little league.
You see that?
I caught it.
It was like, it just came right back to me,
like grounder. - Let's see you (indistinct).
But we're not gonna do anymore balls.
That's stupid.
- Yeah.
- That's for baseball players.
And that's not us. - You know what
we're gonna do?
We're gonna make not a tossed salad,
but a pitched salad.
(upbeat music)
Okay, the first thing you want to do when
you're making a salad is make a base layer of lettuce.
- Well, we've got all these bowls laid out here,
and either it's gonna spew across it
or bounce off the backdrop or I don't know,
we haven't done this yet.
- Well you're gonna have to - Move a little.
- battering ram that thing in there.
Get it lettuce!
- It's slowing down, it's about to cut off.
Yep, all right, (lettuce thumps)
yeah, hey look, right,
into our bowl man! (Link laughs)
Look at that!
I mean, what are the chances?
(machine whirls)
(lettuce thumps)
(Rhett yells)
I made one too!
Can you believe that?
I made one too.
We should just quit while we're ahead.
We just made salads man.
(machine whirls) (lettuce thumps)
(indistinct), oh.
- Whoa, I did it again!
What are the, hold on!
Look, you don't seem impressed Link.
We've just done something
that Michelangelo couldn't do.
We made (laughs) three for three salads man.
- All right, now let's put some guacamole in there
or whole avocados. - Okay.
All right.
Go for it.
(machine whirls) (avocado thumps)
- Oh yeah.
(machine whirls) (avocado thumps)
Oop, I broke that.
Oops, I broke something again.
(machine whirls) (metal crashes)
Oh! - Oh!
Grab an onion.
- Oh my goodness.
I mean this is like a fricking softball.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
(machine whirls) (onion thumps)
Oh! - Whoa!
(machine whirls) (onion thumps)
Oh! - Oh, oh yeah.
(machine whirls) (onion thumps)
- [Link] Oh!
- We're gonna send it over the wall.
(machine whirls) (onion thumps)
- Whoa! - Whoa (laughs)!
Here you go. - Let me do it.
(machine whirls) (onion thumps)
Oh, now I'm scared.
- It'll catch it, it'll catch it.
(Link yells) (Rhett laughs)
- How about apples.
(Link coughs)
How about apples
for your salad huh? - How about it?
(machine whirls) (apple thumps)
- Oh, wow yeah.
That's real nice.
(machine whirls) (apple thumps)
I think you could toss them from back here.
(machine whirls) (apple thumps)
Watch this.
(machine whirls) (apple thumps)
Oh yeah?
(machine whirls) (apple thumps)
- Oh yeah, let me do that.
(machine whirls) (apple thumps)
(Link laughs)
- Why stop at apples when you can do peppers?
- Pepper time.
- Put it in like this.
(machine whirls) (pepper thumps)
Oh, the peppers are giving (machine whirls)
nice distribution.
(pepper thumps)
Oh, you're getting pretty-- (pepper thumps)
(group laughs)
(hosts high five)
Who eats raw potatoes in their salad?
(machine whirls) (potato thumps)
(potato thumps)
(potato thumps) (machine groans)
- Whoa, okay. - Oh, oh, oh, oh!
What is that?
- It's mozzarella.
(machine whirls) (cheese splatters)
Oh yes! - Oh!
Everywhere, bits and bits.
You know what? - Did you see that?
- You know what, I don't even care man.
I'm ready for this one.
(machine whirls) (cheese splatters)
(cheese splatters)
Nothing.
- You like blue cheese, right?
- No, but you do. (Rhett laughs)
- I'm not getting blue cheese all over me.
- [Link] Come on, man.
- I'm not going to smell
like blue cheese for the rest of the day.
(machine whirls) (cheese splatters)
Whoa! - Whoa!
- Yeah, oh, it's crumbling.
- I'm telling you. (cheese splatters)
Whoa!
- Boy, that wheel smells like cheese now.
It's a cheese wheel.
Link, I have a lot of little tomatoes.
I don't know if these are,
I really got to give some momentum here.
(machine whirls) (tomatoes splatter)
(Stevie laughs)
- That didn't.
- Yeah, that didn't really amount to much, did it?
- And last but not least,
another baseball.
(machine whirls) (baseball thumps)
oh! - Whoa (laughs)!
You know what, - Man.
You forget about the power. - it seems like it was made
to put a baseball in there.
- Yeah, you forget about the power associated with it.
- All right, let's turn it off,
and let's find our favorite bowl.
- I got a bowl of nothing but blue cheese.
- I got a bowl of pepper and apple
and a little bit of avocado.
- And I got a bowl of three chunks
of cheese and then one little chunk of apple.
- There are restaurants in this town
where this would pass for a salad.
- Like your neighborhood bar and grill?
Is that what you're talking about?
Dink it. - No, I mean like
a fancy restaurant.
- And sink it.
(Link spits food out)
Tastes like pitching machine.
- I kind of like it.
(upbeat music)
Why bust a piñata with a baseball bat
when you could bust a piñata
by launching baseballs at it at 70 miles per hour?
- As you can see, we have suspended
our Elmo piñata.
He's saying hello,
or maybe, maybe help me. - Bye (laughs)
Okay Link, there's only one way to approach a piñata
and that is a little bit dizzy and disoriented.
- Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We do not advise you to do this at home.
Whenever you approach a pitching machine at home,
you should not, - Whoa, is that,
I think that's my phone.
- You should not be dizzy.
I got your phone.
Everything's gonna be okay. - Okay, okay.
- Now approach the piñata, I mean approach the thing.
Can you see it clearly?
- Yeah.
(machine whirls) (baseball thumps)
- Whoa, okay.
A little bit low. - Your turn.
- I'm gonna get dizzy while you adjust that.
Okay, whoa, whoa.
- You get a ball.
Drop the bat.
(bat clatters)
(baseball thumps)
Oh! - Oh!
(baseball thumps)
(Rhett and Link yell in slow motion)
(baseball thumps)
Oh! - Oh!
He's not dead yet! - Whoa.
- He's just been tickled a little bit.
- Oh yeah, he had a belly full of mashed potatoes.
- All right, I don't know if you knew this,
but the model that we bought is not Tickle Me Elmo.
It's decapitate me Elmo.
- Oh, okay, well bring it up a little bit.
- So let me, actually, I'm gonna get dizzy.
You adjust it to go right for that noggin.
Ready? (machine whirls)
- Yeah.
Do it.
Do it now.
Right at his head.
- Oh man, I'm really dizzy this time.
Action.
(baseball thumps)
Oh! - Oh!
(baseball thumps)
(Rhett and Link yell in slow motion)
(baseball thumps)
Oh! - Oh!
Decapitate me Elmo!
- Look at that Elmo.
Oh, we tickled him so hard.
- Look at that. - Leave it up there Link,
leave it up there.
Let's annihilate it some more while it's there.
- I'm gonna throw this out there when you,
give me a count. (baseball thumps)
Oh!
(Rhett laughs)
- Hey, I was a little close. - Whoo!
- You came into our parking lot Elmo,
and we tickled you to death. (Elmo hits ground)
- Take that Sesame street.
I actually really love Sesame Street.
- Yeah, it's a great program.
- Holds a special place in my heart.
(upbeat music)
- You like coloring? - Yeah.
- You like books? - Yeah.
- Well we got a mythical coloring book
for adults of all ages. - Yeah.
Yeah, it's so soothing.
Get it at mythical.com. - Yeah.
- Hey Rhett. - What?
- You ever wonder what it would be like
to put baby doll heads into a pitching machine?
- Yeah.
You ever wonder what would it be like
to try to hit them with a mannequin leg?
- Yeah.
Okay. - Let's do it.
You want to go first?
- I'm gonna go first, because I'm not a good batter.
- But have you ever batted baby heads with a leg?
- Nope.
- You might be great at this Link.
Now because we're both delicate flowers,
we're very well-protected.
- I'm dressed like a catcher.
- I'm dressed like a catcher, and I'm pitching.
- I got to take the gloves off.
The gloves are coming off. - Why?
- 'Cause they're too small.
I can't grip the mannequin leg.
(Rhett laughs)
- Here we go.
(machine whirls) (baby doll head thumps)
- Ow, you hit my elbow man! (Rhett laughs)
- Heads up Neil.
(baby doll head thumps)
- Oh, you hit my hand! (Rhett laughs)
Right when I took the glove off.
- Yeah, hey, be ready man.
Here we go. - Okay.
(baby doll head thumps)
- Oh!
- It's a little inside.
Do you want me to adjust it?
- That baby doll head was moaning as it came in.
It made a sound like (groans),
and I'm not exaggerating.
- All right, I moved it more to the middle, okay, ready?
(baby doll head thumps)
Don't be so scared.
- Give me a countdown,
all right. (baby doll head thumps)
(baby doll head thumps)
It's a little low man.
(baby doll head thumps)
I'm exhausted.
(baby doll head thumps)
- [Rhett] Oh yeah, you had contact!
(baby doll head thumps)
- What is that?
(baby doll head thumps)
- Oh, hey grounder!
Grounder! - I hit it.
I hit it. - I think he got
thrown out, but-- - I'm too tired to celebrate.
Okay Rhett, your turn,
and my advice is pace yourself.
- Remember Babe Ruth Link?
- Okay, whatever.
Here it comes. - When he pointed
to the left field.
(machine whirls) (baby doll head thumps)
- [Link] A little high?
(baby doll head thumps)
A little low, oh.
(baby doll head thumps)
Oop, a little low.
Did it hit you? - Yeah.
(baby doll head thumps)
- Oh, that was a strike man.
(baby doll head thumps)
Oh yeah! (Rhett yells)
Did it hit you?
- [Rhett] That thing came so fast and touched my nose.
- [Link] It touched your nose?
No, it didn't. - I mean the baby's nose,
the baby's nose touched mine.
I kissed it. - No it didn't.
(baby doll head thumps)
Oh, reaching for it.
(baby doll head thumps)
Oh! - Yeah.
- [Link] Grounder, yeah!
Hit the camera! - I hit the camera.
(Link yells)
- Okay, now I've got toilet paper.
- And I've got a plunger.
- Here we go.
(machine whirl) (toilet paper thumps)
- Whoa, whoa, (Rhett laughs)
that was, it was like a goose flying out.
- [Rhett] Yeah (laughs).
(toilet paper thumps)
Yeah!
(toilet paper thumps)
Yeah Link! (Link yells)
(toilet paper thumps)
Yeah, that's in the strike zone.
(toilet paper thumps)
- Whoa, sorry! (Rhett laughs)
All right, did I inspire you?
- Oh yeah, that line drive right
into left field?
Yeah. - Whole first, okay.
(toilet paper thumps)
Oh! - Yeah.
Bring it, bring it! - Strike man.
(toilet paper thumps)
No you whiffed!
Go! (toilet paper thumps)
(toilet paper thumps)
- Yeah!
Okay, I'll take a base.
- [Link] Here we go.
(toilet paper thumps)
(laughs), I aimed it at you.
(toilet paper thumps)
- Whoops.
(toilet paper thumps)
Oh! - Nice!
- Whoa. - Yes!
- I broke it.
- What the crap? - I broke the bat.
- Look at this!
(laughs) I'm like Bo Jackson.
You see that?
You see that? - Oh man.
- Am I too close to the camera?
- [Rhett] Probably.
- Hey, I got to give it to you, man, whoo!
I'm not gonna high-five somebody
who just broke a plunger.
- Well, we got more to hit.
- Bath bombs.
I got a baseball bat.
I got bath bombs y'all.
- Oh crap.
I mean it's the same shape
and size as baseball.
- Here we go.
(machine whirls) (bath bomb thumps)
- A little low, oh, you had a little puff
happen back there. - A little puff.
That was Puff the magic dragon over here.
Here we go.
- That was short.
(bath bomb thumps) (bat smacks bath bomb)
Yes! - Oh!
(bat smacks bath bomb)
(Link and Rhett yell in slow motion)
- Yeah. - Hey, that was good contact.
- That was nice, right?
(bath bomb thumps) (bat smacks bath bomb)
- [Rhett] Oh yeah, that's good.
(bath bomb thumps)
- Oh, oh, oh! - Sometimes
the ball just particulates. - Hey, hey, hey!
I just, things get out of hand, man.
(bath bomb thumps)
Oh, that was a nice one.
- You like those noises I'm making when I'm swinging?
- Yeah, you sound like Monica (indistinct).
- Eh!
(bath bomb thumps) (bat smacks bath bomb)
Oh yeah! - Oh, hey, hey, hey,
that was awesome.
That was awesome. - Whoo!
- You made contact over here. - Did I hit a lens?
Morgan, you all right?
Bombs away Rhett!
(bath bomb thumps) (bat smacks bath bomb)
Yeah, nice! - Yeah.
(bath bomb thumps) (bat smacks bath bomb)
Yeah. - Oh, another nice.
(bath bomb thumps) (bat smacks bath bomb)
Oh! - Oh!
Take a base. (Rhett yells)
- [Link] Whoo!
We did it, boom! (bath bomb thumps)
- I'm gonna break this bat on my knee.
Ah, no I'm not. - Do it!
No, don't do that.
- I'm not gonna do that. - I'm gonna break
this bath bomb on your chest.
(Rhett groans)
- Give me another one (laughs).
(Rhett groans)
That hurts more than it should.
- I'm gonna save these for my bath.
- Okay, good.
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