hey link this is what quarantine looks
like
good morning Rhett I'm still at home and
I thought I would just share with you
some of the things I've been doing the
Occupy myself while I've been stayin
exclusively at my home now I know we
can't get together to make a video but
what we can do is we can share some of
the things that we're doing to get
through this time of staying at home it
is currently 10:00 a.m. and I've been up
for four hours
so I found a number of things to occupy
myself I'm just gonna present them to
you as food for thought maybe you'd like
to do them as well maybe you can learn
some things from me I can learn some
things from you and we can just make
this quarantine experience that much
more bearable this scene probably looks
familiar
welcome back to my bathroom of course I
take a shower every morning I also found
something else which I told you about on
ear biscuits but I wanted to show this
to you the drain in my shower is this
like weird slot looking thing and before
I take a shower I gotta take this green
up it's a big freaking tile but
underneath this thing there's one little
drain and of course oh gosh
I know this is gross I'm sorry but we're
all human we have hair it goes into
drains hey take it over here and I
cleaned that drain out look how clean
that drain is now I started to go a step
further because I realized hold on the
hair off but I'm not really cleaning it
and this whole freaking trough it's just
full of like soap scum like look at that
stuff we just happen to have some of
this cleaner just give it a nice spray I
was kind of doing this for the moment
first time I did it and I was completely
naked because I thought I was gonna take
a shower
but then I just reached for the nearest
towel and just started screaming
down in there you got time on your hands
you might as well clean the hidden spots
and I realized that this spray has
bleach in it so I totally destroyed my
hand towel but you know what it's an art
project brother I've been wearing a lot
of sweats and slippers these are a
little tighter sporty these are a little
looser you gotta remember to free your
mind and your balls these are a little
dressier when you need to be presentable
like if you're gonna take a trip to the
grocery store you want people to take
you seriously and for when I'm feeling
stripy I'm ready for that as well I
think you have a sweatshirt like this
link we got our sophomore year in high
school and French class
my name is Rhett and I take French I
don't know what this is I got it at
VidCon one year but I am naked
underneath and of course any
self-respecting middle-aged man has to
own at least one onesie simple effective
unflattering since I've been staying at
home a lot more we've been generating a
lot more trash which gave me an idea of
something else that you can be doing
take out the trash of course everybody
does that but I'm talking about cleaning
the trash can itself so what what is
this is a yogurt how many times have I
told you guys don't throw trash away if
there's not a bag in the can how hard is
it to put a bag in the can before you
throw something away the can is not made
for trash without a bag that's usually
the response I get your cans dirty you
gotta get that thing clean can we do it
yes we can get yourself some dish soap
hmm
goes a long way and you take this thing
you go outside to your garden hose oK
we've been working on this for a while
you can also do it with your dog link we
call this downward dog with dog let me
get into position here yeah okay
bring it
stay
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stay stay stay
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he does not want to say he was gonna do
okay
bring it
stay stay stay stay stay stay stay
good girl
Gege let's go let's take it deeper good
dismount it's good to take walks right
it's good to get fresh air as much as
you can
yeah ladies I'm running a jackhammer
next door I sprayed the guy running the
jackhammer with my garden hose I won me
good to me
you got some soapy suds in there but you
need a good brush toilet brush from the
boys bathroom these things are great for
clean toilets and also your trash can
you can get in there I recommend doing
that every yeah one to two weeks
depending on how I'm discipline your
children are it feels good
gives you a sense of accomplishment and
I actually think the toilet brush itself
gets clean in the process I mean I
wouldn't you're welcome to this is
something that I'm calling the Indiana
Jones challenge do not try this at home
I'm serious about this because you could
get hurt or worse
but my particular garage door model has
an auto reverse feature so if something
gets stuck it automatically reverses not
all garage doors have that link yours
might not have it I don't know mine does
and I'm doing this at my own risk do not
try this at home
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okay I'm in my boys bathroom where there
lives a very hot commodity you know what
I'm talking about
white gold roll together I got basically
a full roll in here for the boys but
I've seen this is the perfect
opportunity to spend some quality time
with this valuable role and also do
something that I've been meaning to
enact for many years at my home step 1
unroll the roll
hey yeah it's not long enough to
continue the rolling boom we try that
again
continue the unrolling ready to go
continue the unrolling continue the
unruly continue the unrolling
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It didn t unrolling continue the
unrolling it's never the roll
now we can get down to business
okay I'm also trying to teach Barbara to
be able to do a staring contest with me
okay remember like we talked about when
you lucky Danny and you just stare at
him don't go asleep don't go to sleep
keep looking at me don't go to sleep
dog this thing the main thing that
happens is she kind of goes to sleep
notice I hate wake up okay I go oh it's
just fine staring contest just look this
worked before you kind of entice her a
little bit okay I have a little bit of
peanut butter on my nose there we go
Derek yeah do it do it
stare yeah yeah no no look at me look at
me look at me look at me
don't fall asleep there's peanut butter
oh my nose yeah yeah yeah yeah that's
good it's deer yeah right yeah yeah see
tricks the beginning a phenom and the
generous mood even though we've got to
conserve so I'm gonna say three squares
per session and this is just a poop roll
- I don't want nobody patent anything
when peeing got a shake or do something
else so it was square one
you've got square two one two three done
one two three done still got more to do
you're Sol now I need to do is uh number
all these
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Wow okay this is something else I've
been doing I've known about this
phenomenon since I was a child but now
as an adult man I feel like I'm
rediscovering it it's pretty awesome
you see how the water just grab this man
and just grabs it he just grabbed the
spoon
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look at that look at that
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Blake you can do this too oh and just in
case you thought I was wasting water I'm
a responsible citizen gotta stay
hydrated
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three one two up someone's gonna have to
use the cylinder for their third one at
the very end all right hey numbering
completed rats took a little longer than
I thought I now all I got to do is roll
it back up
and of course I'm making beans a lot of
beans
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rollin rollin rollin keep that paper
rolling this is fun this promotes
conservation this is other positive
stuff about it oh yeah i got a big one1
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Janet I wrote it up it could look better
but it's all on there and it's all of it
time to release the bean mist
Oh
it's good for your pores let's take this
penalty that is one of the positive
things that's come out of this situation
that we're all dealing with is I've had
a lot more beans in my life
hey boys come in your bathroom got
something to show you all Shepard go get
some big boy that land in it Lando come
over here yeah it's your toilet
paper roll girls beat cool can you tell
what I did yeah I to use three I'm gonna
get used to so it's gonna be like
nothing really you can use two if you
can only use two I want you to keep the
third one and I want you to make a stack
and for every third one that you keep
and don't use I'll give you a penny
that's a weird
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I don't know if it'll fit on that that's
a good point let's see if I can yeah it
does fit ran look at that oh that's
that's the wrong way it's got to come
over not under because we're the Neal's
zero I have a I have a bday upstairs man
and it has a dryer but I will use one
square sometimes just for safety wait
think they're good but I think we're
having too many beads boy you don't
speak those words in this house take
your beans run along it doesn't look
great but he's doing it civic duty when
you guys do your duty I want it to be a
civic duty you don't I'm saying you're
proud of me I'm proud of you good work
take it mate to get out of here
hey you know I want to see you bring
back an empty ball don't throw it in the
toilet you'll learn all right carry on
I'm just gonna stay here and admire my
work a little bit well there you have it
link hope you learn something anytime
you want to stop by it have more beans
you know where I live okay right there
you go you two can ration out toilet
paper and have fun in the process
thank you for your tips hopefully you
enjoyed my tips everybody's on board
over here it seems
whatever beautiful arrangement hopefully
it doesn't last forever
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