thank you all for coming to this
emergency briefing this is a matter of
the utmost importance and the highest
security level
there are new developments on our
interdimensional portal
and for more information on that i'm
going to pass it to our head scientist
thank you
as many of you know my team has been
working on this project for the last two
years
using advanced code we've been able to
successfully isolate individual atoms
separate them and then reorganize them
once present in the new dimension
now this project is still very much in
the testing phase we've only just begun
with live animal testing with varied
success this machine is extremely
dangerous and is strictly off limits
now last night we reported high levels
of radiation coming from the machine
which means it had been turned on
without authorization
do any of you know anything about this
dana
do you have anything you'd like to say
no
um did you guys know the cafe is doing
burrito bowls now you don't know
anything about
turning on the portal last night
which portal the interdimensional one oh
um
no
you didn't turn it on and use it uh
no
not that i recall dana you have a thumb
coming out of your forehead
uh
that is uh
that's a pimple a pimple yeah
yeah i've always struggled with acne
that thing on your head you're you're
claiming that's a pimple well or assist
you know you ever watch those pimple
popping videos some of those are
pretty huge that is not a cis it might
be it's not i assure you you don't know
that i've got a pretty good idea what
are you a scientist yes dana just say if
you use the portal or not uh is it the
one
down at c15 yeah
i might have walked by it walked by it
and then used the secure code to turn it
on and then went through it i
i don't recall she used the machine it's
clear she used it dana just say you used
it
what would happen if if i had had used
it you would be dishonorably discharged
and court-martialed well it's i mean
it's a good thing i didn't then
um
yeah
somebody it was probably somebody broke
you're saying somebody else might have
broken into the most secure building in
the nation gone through three iris and
fingerprint scanners to get to the lower
15th level where they had to use an
access code that changes every 24 hours
to turn on the machine assuming they
knew how to turn it on and then proceed
to walk through the portal
it's a possibility
dana where's your other thumb
if you'll excuse me i just have to run
to the washroom
just for a b are you guys going to be
here i won't be long it'll be really
quick i've got to um
just gotta go
check for something
well
still looking for the guy i guess
so that was awkward
hopefully find the guy that did it
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