Boring!
I don't wanna watch any of this boring stuff!
I wanna watch something decent, like...
[harp playing]
[music playing]
This show was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
[snoring]
[alarm ringing]
[screaming]
Huh? What? Huh?
[screaming]
[laughing]
[screaming]
What's making that noise?
[laughing]
Oh!
[laughing]
It's you again!
[laughing]
OK, joke's over.
[laughing]
Alright, you got me, now cut it out!
[laughing]
That's it!
[grunting]
Stop your ringing, mister, I'm warning you!
Stop it, I said quit it!
[snapping]
[electric crackling]
Oh...
Then where's it coming from?
Make it stop!
Lenny, you've gotta help me find out where that ringing is coming from!
Hey, come back!
Come to Patrick.
Tarp sauce, I'm out of food again!
All I have are these lousy cans with pictures of food on 'em.
I wanted real food not pictures!
[laughing]
Oh... The food is in the can!
[laughing]
[eating]
Huh?
[alarm ringing]
Oh my God!
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
[laughing]
I gotta put on my teeth and brush my pants!
Ooh! Ah!
[crashing]
Pants.
[crashing]
A clean mouth is a happy mouth.
[ricocheting]
[laughing]
Boy, it was sure nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.
[music playing]
[phone ringing]
Is this The Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick.
[laughing]
[phone ringing]
Is this The Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick.
[whistling]
[phone ringing]
Is this The Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick!
[phone slamming]
I'm not a Krusty Krab.
[laughing]
That's a good looking donut.
A donut this nice deserves to be served on fine china!
[plates smashing]
[laughing]
The good plate.
Don't worry, donut, no longer will you suffer the indignity
of sub-par dining ware.
[laughing]
I don't think I've ever seen a donut this nice before!
[eating]
[sighing]
[crashing]
[laughing]
[music playing]