- But mom, what if I wear my nice jeans?
- It says formal attire on the invitation.
(sighs)
(trumpet music)
- Yep.
- Fifty dollars? To line my lips?
- Hey, can I get you something?
I make a really good appletini.
- Can I actually get the IPA on draft?
- I mean, Cam's cocky but he's good,
and I don't know speaks for itself.
- Doesn't matter, the paps are gonna take care
of it just like they did in '03.
- Formal attire.
(sneezes)
Oh my god. (bleep)
- Hey, do you wanna go on a date with me this weekend?
- Sure, yeah, I was actually just about to ask you.
- Cool.
(groans)
- How do people do this everyday?
(bleep) it, I can't.
- Oh, thanks.
- Oh my god, isn't he the cutest thing?
- Oh. Yes, he's cute.
Can't wait to see him after he's born.
(squeals)
- I had a really nice time.
- Yeah, me too.
(laughs)
- I'm sorry.
- Wanna try again?
- Yes.
- Oh my god.
- How was the baby shower?
- (bleep)ing, heels all day long,
why do I want my thighs to (bleep)
and pretend like it's not happening?
I'm just exhausted from being a woman, okay?
- It's here! It's here.
- [Together] It's here!
- It's here.
- [Together] It's here! Get it. There.
- I think they got it, get it!
- Yeah, you get it.
- It's here.
- Quinta!