- Hey guys!
We are back!
I just love talking royals with you.
I get so excited about this moment each and every week!
Hello, It's me Rickey Thompson and this is Royal Tea.
Grab a cup, 'cause it's gonna get steamy.
(royal trumpets)
This is the most complicated part of the monarchy.
Who is who?
I remember watching this wedding,
and it was so hard to keep up with the family.
You have the uncles, the aunties, the hats!
Did y'all see those hats?
Today I'll be breaking down the ins and outs
of this family.
Strap in!
'Cause it's gonna get real tedious.
The Queen, Queen Elizabeth,
is the longest reigning monarch in history.
She married Prince Philip in 1947.
They're actually third cousins.
They share the same great-great-grandmother, Queen Victoria.
(gagging)
Ew, but okay.
Elizabeth and Philip have four children together.
Prince Charles, Princess Anne, Prince Andrew, Prince Edward.
Prince Charles, also known as the Prince of Wales,
is the next in line for the throne.
He married Princess Diana in 1981
and they had two kids together.
Prince William and Prince Harry.
Okay, so.
There was a time where Prince William, he was fine.
But then, Prince Harry,
(chuckles)
stole that from him real quick.
Also, Prince Harry he just has all that nice hair.
Prince William.
(whoosh)
Charles and Diana divorced in 1996.
In 2005 he remarried Camilla Parker Bowles
and they don't have any kids together.
Prince William, also known as the Duke of Cambridge,
is second in line for the throne.
He married Kate Middleton.
(gasp)
(snaps fingers) Wait I know her.
Now known as the Duchess of Cambridge.
They have three kids together,
Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis.
But let's get into the King!
Prince George!
(snaps fingers)
Thank You.
(squeeling) Oh my God!
Look at him in his little sweater vest.
He is so adorable!
I think he looks just like his daddy!
Pause, I take it back.
He looks just like Kate.
Oh, that morning mood.
I feel you, you just look miserable right here.
Oh, I feel you
Too early, too early.
Let's move on (snap)
Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex, married Meghan Markle,
the Duchess of Sussex, in 2018.
They're expecting their very first baby this spring.
We know all about that!
But if you did not know,
go ahead and check out the first episode
of Royal Tea, to get the full breakdown, baby!
Prince Harry is technically sixth in line
for the throne because he comes right after
Prince William's kids.
Now, sadly, he will be pushed back each and every time
William and Kate have a baby.
Okay, back to Princess Anne,
she married Captain Mark Phillips in 1973.
She and Captain Phillips have two kids,
Peter Phillips, who's the Queen's oldest grandson,
and Zara Phillips, but they divorced in 1992.
And she remarried Sir Timothy Laurence the same year.
Peter Phillips married his wife Autumn in 2008
and they have two children together.
Savannah Phillips and Isla Phillips.
Zara married her husband Mike Tindall,
who's a professional rugby player, in 2011.
And they also have two kids together,
Mia Tindall and Lena Tindall.
Prince Andrew is also known as the Duke of York.
He married Sarah Ferguson in 1986,
but they divorced in 1996.
They have two daughters together.
Princess Beatrice, who's eighth in line for the throne,
Princess Eugenie, who's ninth in line for the throne,
she married Jack Brooksbank in October 2018.
Prince Edward is the Queen's fourth and youngest child.
He married Sophie, Countess of Wessex, in 1999.
They also have two kids,
Lady Louise Windsor and James, Viscount Severn.
Geez!
That was a lot!
Are you guys still with me?
Am I a great teacher?
Let me know in the comments below.
(royal music)
All right, you guys.
It's time for my favorite segment,
Rumor Report!
Where we shut down all those fake, ass rumors.
Pippa Middleton wore a fake butt to her sister's wedding.
I don't believe this because that ass right there,
Wow!
You can't buy that ass, baby.
That is hard work right there.
Go ahead, Pippa girl.
Meghan, oh.
No you...
Geez, Meghan Markle is a robot.
No (chuckles) I already told y'all.
You're not about to come for my girl, okay?
She is not a robot.
She is a woman, she is human!
Come correct next time, okay?
Thank you.
Prince Charles has a cracking bod.
What are they talking about?
Oh!
(grunts)
Oh, okay but the throwback picture, though.
Oh.
The Queen is a shapeshifting alien reptile.
Now, you know what?
You guys are wrong for this.
If I was the Queen I would send you straight to the dungeon.
No questions asked.
Like, excuse me?
That is a woman, she is not a reptile.
(royal music)
Pippa's dress looks like the Arizona iced tea can.
Hashtag Royal Wedding.
(whistle)
(gasp)
(slurping)
When the world ends, all that will be left are
cockroaches and Prince Philip.
(whistle)
Remember, under UK Law, Will and Kate are required
to have one, hashtag, Royal Baby
for each and every Fast and Furious film produced.
(whistle)
That was a good one.
(chuckles)
Princess Charlotte is me at the beginning of the school year
and Prince George is me five seconds into the semester.
(whistle)
Me, literally me.
I relate to this so much.
I could not stay in school so Prince George,
I feel you with that one.
I feel you, buddy.
Alrighty, you guys.
That was your crash course of the Royal family.
I really hope you took notes because there will be a test.
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It's me, Rickey Thompson.
Bye!
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