- What's up, fruit lovers?
Today we're doing the Fortnite Dance Challenge.
Whoo hoo!
Let's find out who's competing.
Grapefruit?
- Okay, looks like our first contestant is Marshmallow!
- Yeah!
I love challenges.
- Marshmallow, have you ever played Fortnite before?
- No, but I love forts, and I also love the nighttime.
So I must love Fortnite. (laughs)
- (laughs) And who will be the challenger
trying to harsh Marshy's mellow? (laughs)
- Looks like Marshmallow's competitor
is gonna be Copper Lincoln.
- What up, y'all?
'Bout time you put me back in video game.
Good to be back!
- Look, we all know
you're the kitchen's dance resident expert,
but have you played much Fortnite, Copper Lincoln?
- You kiddin'?
I was the guy they motion-captured to get those moves.
- Whoa, really?
- Actually, nah, but I did get a callback.
Should have been me y'all.
- Mmm, seems like you got some angst panted up there,
Copper Lincoln.
- Not doubt, y'all,
but Copper Lincoln is ready to dance it out.
- Let's get to it.
Judging will be me, Grapefruit, and Marshmallow's mom.
- Hi, Mom, yeah!
- Hey now, Marshmallow's mom's a judge?
That doesn't seem very fair.
Copper Lincoln wants to win this thing, y'all.
- Well, it is a dance challenge,
and Marshmallow doesn't have any limbs,
so I feel that evens things out a little bit.
- Alright, that's true, that's true.
- Time for round one.
Marshmallow' mom, please, get the Fortnite dance wheel
of mystery and excitement a spin.
Whoo hoo!
(wheel spinning)
- First up, looks like we've got floss,
a classic Fortnite move.
- Yes, yes, y'all, you know I got this one.
- Marshy, you ready?
- Oh, yes, I definitely know how to floss. (laughs)
- Awesome, sauce-ome!
Three, two, one, dance.
(upbeat music)
- Okay, Copper Lincoln's looking strong.
He's definitely practiced this move before.
Meanwhile, Marshy's at a severe disadvantage.
What, without having any arms.
But, oh, oh, watch this,
Marshmallow is literally flossing.
Wow, what a comeback!
- I love dental hygiene!
Yeah!
- Okay, judges, let's see who won the first round.
(whooshing)
And the winner is Marshmallow!
- Yeah, I love winning!
- Oh, what's this all about?
I'm not sure Marshy did the move, like, at all, y'all.
- True, but Marshy's just so cute.
- Yo, that's true, can't argue with logic.
- But who will win round two?
Marshmallow's mom, spin that wheel.
(wheel spinning)
- The round two dance move will be,
hype, another classic.
- How do you feel about this one?
- Yo, I know the move,
I'm just not sure my body moves that way.
Copper don't bend, y'all.
Definitely gonna stretch before this one. (laughs)
- Sounds like a good call.
Marshmallow?
- I'm gonna stretch out my limbs real quick, too.
All done. (laughs)
- Ha, ha!
Wait 'til you're my age.
- Let's see your best hype.
Three, two, one, dance.
- Copper Lincoln's got the first going.
He's at least attempting the leg thing.
Overall, it feels like and F plus.
- Really wishin' my body wasn't made of metal
right now, y'all.
- Meanwhile, Marshmallow's completely ignoring
the challenge, and seems to just be playing with a kitten.
- Well judges, I think the winner of round two is clear.
(whooshing)
And the winner is, Marshmallow!
- Huh?
Yeah!
What'd I win?
- Oh, did I just bend my leg in half for nothing?
- Sorry, Copper Lincoln, but that kitten was just too cute
not to vote for Marshmallow.
- Yo, yo, I get it, I get it.
That kitten was pretty cute, y'all.
- Time for round three.
I'm really excited to see what's in store. (laughs)
(wheel spinning)
- [Grapefruit] Orange justice.
- Ooh, goodie!
My personal favorite. (laughs)
- Copper Lincoln, you ready for this one?
(metal leg falls down)
- Looks like Marshy's gonna have a leg up on me
this round, y'all.
- How you feeling, Marshmallow?
- I can't wait for this round.
I love justice, and you know I love orange.
- Yeah hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, now, stop sweet talking the judges.
- We don't mind. (laughs)
Round three coming at ya.
Here we go, three, two, one, dance.
(upbeat music)
- Copper Lincoln is struggling,
but he's giving it his best shot.
As for Marshmallow,
well, it appears Marshy has floated away inside a bubble,
and is making friends with baby clouds, wow.
- Yeah hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Simply adorable.
- Well my vote's definitely Marshmallow.
- I gotta be honest here,
'cause I am Abraham Lincoln,
I'm not even mad, y'all.
- Well, that's it, Marshmallow wins!
- What'd I win?
And also, what's happening?
Yeah hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Thanks for watching, y'all.
- See you next time.
Yeah!
(upbeat music)