- Recently I told you about a new Instagram account.
It's called "Texts From Your Ex."
It's a collection of real texts between exes.
Have you seen these things?
Oh, and these are real.
We're not making these up.
It seems like we're making up,
but these are real texts from exes.
Let's see the first one.
"So, would you say you still fantasize about me sometimes?"
"Hahahahaha."
[laughter]
Here's the next one...
"Annie, I get why you don't believe me,
"but I'm not lying about this.
And whoever said I was hooking up with her is an idiot."
"Admit it." "Okay, I did it."
[laughter]
You don't want that guy with government secrets.
That's...
Let's see the next one.
"Any way I could get my necklace and bracelet back?"
"Yeah, check the dumpster outside my apartment."
[laughter]
One more.
"You changed the HBO Go password."
"You slept with my best friend. Why would I give you free TV?"
[laughter]
"It's not TV. It's HBO."
[laughter]
"Also, I'm sorry."
[laughter]
If your ex texts you something you think I should see,
please send it to me.