Group hug
The Cotswolds. What beats it?
- Nothing - Quite a few things. National lottery winnings.
- Mm - A good night's sleep
- Yeah that's good - Uh, a healthy breakfast. A good routine.
- No, a tasty healthy breakfast. - Um, so Rosie and I, we're walking the dog
It's a beautiful, crisp morning - Uh, are you gonna keep cutting me out of the shot?
- Medicine ... Taste of your own ... ta ... It's always better if you can actually say a comeback right.
I have got a pronounced lisp this morning. It's getting worse.
It's actually just getting worse - Rose has got wax on her bwaces so ... Have you got the wax on right now?
Someone's shouting at their dog over there
They're really pissed off
Plan of action for today:
Number one, be happy. Is that not just the nicest? - My daily plan of action
- It's Rosie's daily plan of action. Number two, drink more water. I can do it.
- Can we buy that spiced Vimto? - Yes
- It was Vimto - It was Ribena
- Was it? Was it Vimto? - Know your own fake spon. Oh my god
You're embarrassed that we're vlogging and there's a random person in the field. - Yeah
- She's like a hundred years old
Don't worry about it. She can't hear anything.
She heard me
Let's go. Quick
How to survive the English countryside in the winter? Really easy. Wear a coat, number one.
Number two, wear some shoes 'cause I find that that always gives you an advantage really, on rough terrain
- Ugh - What?
- I think there's a bee in my hood
- Rosie, that's just the bees in your head. Come on
- Rose, get it out
Your hood is inside out, Rosie. How could anything get caught?
- Oh my god, when I used to walk to school every day, - Yeah, yeah
- I used to hear this clicking - Yeah
- And for ages I thought it was something rattling in my bag.
And then one day I wasn't wearing my bag and I still heard it
And I realised that my head clicks.
Like, something clicks in there
No, doesn't wun away in the countryside!
- Tell me - Yeah
- How good's your orienteering and are we going north?
My favourite of all the walks
It looks like the back of Lauren Jauregui's neck.
What society were you a part of in primary school? I was the Environmental Club
What were you? I was also a door monitor. What were you?
- In primary school? - Yeah - Primary school?
- Yeah, primary school. Did you not have a role in primary school? - No
- Oh really? - We didn't have roles.
- Oh, that's really sad - They wouldn't let me write with a pen in primary school.
- Oh - They said my pens won't move [??], write in pencils.
- See that genuine mound of manure?
Well, this is where Rosie had to poo one time she was caught short on a dog walk.
- I got wunny nose! - Oh, Bobie!
- It dwipping! - Go run after it. Go run after it.
For God's sake, this is why you like this trail so much, isn't it? Because there's a rope swing
- Push me. They've made it higher
Oh okay, well ... - Push me - It's not for 28-year-olds probably
I don't know what I'm getting you for Christmas yet. Should I get you a rope swing?
Rosie Rosie Rosie, she's looking up for squirrels, look. Squirrel!
Okay Rosie, we do have to go, though. We have got things to do today - No
Rosie, come on!
- It's really difficult to mount - Okay, alright, alright, it's fine.
I'm not actually worried.
I'm not actually ...
Look, I'm not actually worried
We can do a photo shoot here with Linda - Yeah. Shall I push you? - I mean, come on.
Paul McCartney
How does one do that on a rope swing? - Up to you. Use your creativity
- Okay. Paul McCartney
I hope there's no one around
Let's go
Flawless
The relationship you have with the letterbox is unhealthy
Okay. Alright. That's ... Alright. Okay
And calm down ...
Okay. Okay, nothing there. Okay!
So tonight's date night. Now here's a little tip from someone who's been married for several years
To keep things alive and as to avoid lesbian bed death
sometimes it's important to actually dedicate one night of the week
to your loved one
when I was younger I always used to think this was like the worst thing ever to have to pencil in time.
Uh, and considering Rosie and I work together, live together, you'd think we have a lot of time to spend together, which is true.
But a lot of that revolves around what we do
So Rosie and I are going for a meal tonight and I think Rosie's getting ready.
I've put on my semi casual wear because I don't wanna look like I'm making too much of an effort because I'm not desperate or anything.
Rosie's getting ready. I'm about to zhuzh myself up.
Shouldn't take long.
I hope Rosie offers to pay for the meal 'cause there's nothing more embarrassing
when you're like "Oh we'll split it" and hoping the other person actually pays the full amount
Wouldn't it be really scary if my reflection moved on its own
I'm gonna try and make it happen
Is it doing anything?
This is the stupidest thing I've ever done on the internet
Let's go and see Rosie. I'm really excited.
You know, she doesn't ever fail to take my breath away
Um, it's usually in shock at something she said without thinking first, but, to give her credit, she always looks absolutely wonderful
Oh, wow, what have you got there, Rosie? - Ahahaha!
- That ... You do have plans for date night. - I do. I do indeed.
- Are you curling it?
- Um, I am. Do you want me to curl yours as well? So we can be curly twins?
- Um, what's her name?
- Wicked Waver - Wicked Waver, okay - Yeah, she is one of my Mark Hill Pick N Mix styling barrels
I was drawn to this one. I mean, I have, I have ... - Were you really? I'm so, I'm so shocked
- I have other ones - Oh, Hello!
This one
looks fun
The loose tumbling waves. But I'm, I'm going with Wicked Waver today - So just to clarify,
This is a hair-curling wand - Mm hm, that's right, yeah - Love it! Love it! Looks like spon to me!
Can I just say, Mark Hill is so amazing.
I've been using them forever and then um,
they sent Rose an email and they were like,
"Oh, we'll send Rosie loads of vegan products."
All the products they sent me were vegan
- And not tested on animals, which, you know, we stan. We stan hard.
Just leave it in like that
- And it's all pink as well. Look, they sent me this so I can travel with it, a little travel bag.
How cute is that! - That's adorable ... A "little" travel bag? - Yeah
It's so I can put my barrels in it
I can take this with me!
You could do it for me if you want. You could do my back
- Your back hair? - Yeah, why don't ... - Do you want that curled as well? - Why don't you do the back of my head?
Do you want your back hair curled? I'll do it. - Yeah - Yeah, no, I'll do it.
Rosie you look great - I know, thank you. come and do it with me - God, that's taken no time at all. - I know
It says bobble barrel. I like how they call it "bobble barrel" - "Bobble barrel"
- It says "bobble barrel creates a natural, textured beach wave"
God look how beautiful this is.
- What if I were to change your barrel halfway through a particular style? Would I achieve two different looks?
- I mean yeah I guess you would.
- Well, you're bisexual. Would you like that?
The Mark Hill Pick N Mix Extra Long. Sounds like a fun night in.
- Is that how you want your hair flow, yeah? - Yeah - Like that
Oh, it's for, it's for your hair
So, interchangeable barrel ends. Love that. Depending on your mood, depending how wild you're feeling, eh? - You can Pick N Mix
- Ah, love that. The clue is in the title, isn't it? It really is.
It is actually exclusively available at Boots. Boots UK
- Boots - Boots UK.
- Get some Boots points getting your Mark Hill - "Get some Boots points"?!
- I love my Boots points - I know, me too.
- Babe, I love ... I ...
Every time I go in and I pay at Boots, I'm like, "How many points have I got?" They tell me and I already know.
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And I love buying a big-ticket item as well. I'm like, "Yeah, it's gonna get me more points. Yes"
Stunning
Absolutely stunning - Thank you
- You also look really really nice
- So I always get a little bit nervous when Rosie curls my hair because she's a bit haphazard
With the older curly wand there - $%& really professional - but in this case maybe I'll enjoy it
I just wanna know how many references I can get away with
- So this is the ellipse
- There's no way that's gonna fit
Don't burn me! - I won't! I haven't turned it on yet
It's gotta heat up - I'm a control freak, okay?
I'd like to insert it myse ... I mean I'd like it to curl it myself
Mm, you're a hot one, aren't you?
Alright
- Oh my god it looks perfect. Look at that perfect wave
I'm so good at this I'm perfect
- I love it how you're taking the credit - Yeah?
- and you're not giving the product credit. Give the product ... - Yeah, the product ...
- Know your spon, Rosie!
- Rose, can you sit back a little bit and then I'll be in it as well?
- Wow. Someone wants to feature in the vlog
I already feel more attractive
- Oh, I really like this one - I just didn't think I'd be able to achieve that but apparently I can
Who's your favourite prince?
- Eric - Boring! Who's your favourite princess?
Esmeralda's hot - Mm, Esemeralda's hot - Hot
- But I always thought it was sad she didn't end up with Quasimodo.
I guess we have to appreciate that, you know, the heart wants what it wants. She obviously wanted that, erm, blonde gay man
Can I just vlog the back? Hold that
- Okay - Okay this is it so far, guys. This is how good I am.
- I think I might just want to take this to date night. No offence.
This is exactly your type of hair curl. You picked the right barrel
Thanks, Babe
Babe, that smells amazing. - I know.
It really does work, doesn't it? It really %$# - Well it's always good when the thing you're sponsoring works,
- Yeah I know! - ...you know? - I'm really impressed with it, though
- And it's actually fantastic
I'm more, I'm even more impressed. I always knew Mark Hill was good.
All right guys, we look hot and now we decided what we're gonna do for date night as well
We were gonna go for a meal, but we hadn't booked anywhere so we changed our minds
and we're gonna go to the tsips sop and get tsips
What do you think, Bobo?
I think that's a great idea. Um, did you want an appetizer?
'Cause I have just ... - Ugh, you're disgusting.
Just pulling off of my drive before someone else decides to park on it
Can they hear me? I'm scared - Yes, you're screaming. - Let's go. Let's go - Rose!
Can I ... - Wink
- Wink? Please - Like this
That ... Do you think that was good? - No - Do it again
Rosie, why, why do you do it in then look away immediately?
Look, you don't have to look away in shame - 'Cause someone told me that if you move while winking,
you look smoother, like this - Right, let me show you how you do it.
Right, Rosie. Let me show you.
See?
Rosie, what are you doing?
You're literally winking and looking away
Like someone's accidentally blown in your eye - 'Cause someone told me, "Wink on a head-turn. It always looks better."
- Okay, let me try
I can't wait for our chips. I'm so hungry.
It's so nice in here, it's so pretty.
I know. And we'll take them home and let's watch Fifty Shades
'Cause date night, am I right?
The Mark Hill curling wand got me in the mood.
Hi guys. Um, I'm still full from yesterday's date night.
Rosie's cleaning her teeth because she's got like a gazillion mustard seeds stuck in her brace
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It's so much harder to bully you when I've got a lisp.
- I'm done now
Going this way. Where is you going? Come on. Come.
Coming - Okay I'm coming
- Come on there - You said you weren't scared
Believe me this year, do you, that weird things happen in the house? Didn't believe me last year, though, did you? - Yeah
- WOW
Rose!