- Ladies and gentleman welcome back
to another episode of Hide and Seek with Red and SGC today.
- [Red] Woohoo
We're in my hometown.
What do you guys think?
I know this is the first time.
You guys just got off the plane.
- [Red] Wow, is this where you live?
- Yeah.
- [SGC] This is a great house.
I really love the decor.
Like the black stone just.
- [Preston] And check it out dude,
this is my girlfriend right here.
- [SGC] Oh wow, Paige looks very different.
- Look at the cute selfie we take all the time.
- [Red] Is that what you put on the Instagrams?
You guys make so much sense.
- [SGC] Perfect for each other, I mean seriously.
- [Red] Oh my goodness, Preston look at you.
Man, look at you.
- Hey.
- [SGC] Preston, the seeker?
- Oh wait no, it's Barbie's the seeker.
I'm outta here y'all.
- [SGC] Ah, wait a second, I'm the seeker Red.
- [Red] Wait, you're the seeker?
- [SGC] Uh-huh, yep.
- [Red] I don't like that.
I'm gonna book it.
Preston, where can I hide man?
This is your house.
- Oh shoot man.
Grandmas house upstairs, second floor, under the cookie jar.
- [Red] Under the cookie jar?
I don't think I have time to get there man.
- You better find time to get there, dude.
- [SGC] Uh, hey Red.
- [Red] Hey man.
- [SGC] I could jump across the lava to get you.
I'm gonna go for Preston instead.
- [Red] Good, good, good.
- [SGC] You're lucky, you're lucky this time.
- Do you even know where I am?
- [SGC] He's up above me, isn't he?
Where is he?
- [Red] I don't think he could be above you.
- I don't know, I could be above you.
Just we'll never know
because I strike like a feather in the night.
- [Red] I'm looking for a hiding spot.
A feather?
- Yes.
- [SGC] I didn't know a feather was like particularly.
- Oh, they're pretty evil dude.
You've just never seen one up close.
I have.
- [Red] Well you never see one 'cause they strike so fast.
- Exactly, that's my point here.
They're dangerous, I need to abolish them.
- [SGC] Well if you're willing to fight against the feathers
you have my vote.
- I am willing to fight against the feathers.
- [Red] I just did a giant circle.
I thought I was working my way to a better hiding spot.
I was not.
Oh, back into my hole.
- [SGC] I thought I for sure knew where Preston was
and I think it turns out I'm actually just going.
- You can't.
I'm playing with my hair right now
and so whenever I do that it just sends good vibes my way.
(slow saxophone music)
- [SGC] I think he's also got the home court advantage
because this is his like environment.
- [Red] Yeah Preston, this is your house, you live here.
- [SGC] This is an awfully big volcano for one person.
- I just saw you, I saw you.
- [SGC] Where are you?
- I am a snake slitherin' in the gardens.
Only Paige knows where I'm at dude.
You're gonna have to go ask her.
- [Red] Oh man, that seems like a lot of effort.
I gotta call, I gotta tag her.
- [SGC] I feel like this is a big struggle that I'm not ready for.
So if you could just...
(suspense music)
- [SGC] Hey Preston.
- [Red] Oh no, Preston run.
Whatever you do don't, don't stop.
- I can't he's too close.
Dude, what do I do?
(laughing)
I was really hoping that would be the gone spot.
- [SGC] Now you get to be on the winning team, Preston.
Now we're gonna win and find Red.
And I actually know where Red is.
- [Red] No, you don't.
'Cause I actually moved.
I moved from that spot because it wasn't a safe location.
It was compromised.
Preston actually gave me a spare room.
He doesn't know where it is because I built it.
(laughing)
When he wasn't paying attention.
- Whoa, seriously?
- [Red] Yeah, I've been living in your attic for years.
You just don't know it.
- What?
Years?
- [Red] Yeah, surprise.
- [SGC] I found Red.
- Did you?
Can you tell me?
- [SGC] He's not here, I lied, I didn't find him.
- [Red] You lied, you lied, but you came really close.
- [SGC] He's somewhere.
- [Red] Being in Preston's point of view.
Ah man, I'm hiding.
I'm goin' back to my spot before people yell at me,
Red why you movin', and I'm like no.
- Hey, hey.
- [SGC] Red.
Did you find him?
- [Red] No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- I found me a Red.
Yes!
I caught him!
Ah yes!
- [Red] You just killed me man.
(panting)
- [SGC] Oh God, ah, run!
- I'm comin' for you Barbierian.
I'll show you whose the real barbarian 'round here.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Whose on fire now?
- [SGC] Please stop.
- It's over for you dude, it's over.
- [SGC] Oh stop, not in front of the dead.
Where am I?
- [SGC] Red, you are the seeker.
- [Red] I could tackle you right now Nick.
- [SGC] No you can't, no you can't.
- [Red] I could tackle you.
Look, come close to me, come close to me.
Let me just touch you, let me just touch you.
- [SGC] Hi, high five.
High five.
- [Red] Ah man, really?
That's weak.
You just teased me.
- So I've got a theory.
But I think I can literally put a brick
on my shift key right now and you would never find me.
- [SGC] What?
- [Red] A brick?
That's your goal?
- I kinda wonder what would happen
if I just like put a brick on here.
I'm actually gonna play Pokemon Go while I'm hiding.
- [SGC] I'm impressed.
- [Red] Honestly, that's real genius, multi-tasking.
- [SGC] Is he actually doin' this?
- You guys don't think I'm telling the truth, do you?
- [Red] He is playin' Pokemon Go.
- I need to put an incense on, hold on.
There we go.
- [Red] At least catch something and name it after me.
- I'm gonna catch a Pokemon right now.
I know, I turned the sound off for you guys.
But don't worry there's an incense plopped.
I'll tell you guys all about it.
- [Red] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- [SGC] If you find a really good Pokemon
I'm gonna be kinda sad.
- Oh dude, you can fly down to Texas
and come catch them with me.
- [SGC] Okay, okay.
Hey Preston man, let's meet up man.
Where you at?
- I'm catching a Weedle right now.
I can't be bothered with you dude.
I can't believe that.
- [SGC] Oh my God Red, are you serious Red?
Are you serious?
- [Red] What?
- [SGC] Are you serious?
- [Red] What?
- [SGC] Are you serious?
- [Red] What?
What do you mean?
- [SGC] I'll let myself get caught.
I'll let myself get caught just because
you walked by me and went right here Red.
You literally.
Now Red, now you're incapable, incapa -bb -bbbt...
- [Red] You're incapable of talking.
- English is a quite difficult language to master.
- [Red] It really is.
- Especially when you've been speakin'
it your whole life, you know Red.
- [SGC] You know, 20 years deep
and I'm still gettin' the nick.
You know, really, trying to figure.
- The nick?
Did you same I'm tryna get the nick?
- [SGC] The niche, the niche.
- Ahh, the niche.
- [SGC] Hey Preston, you know,
there's a real tip for hide and seek here.
Is don't hide where you're available to be seen.
- [Preston] Oh, hey guys, uhhh.
- [Red] No, no, no Nick, he's playin' Pokemon Go.
We shouldn't bother him.
- What's up y'all?
- [Red] He did put down the lure for us.
- I'll let the lava kill me before you guys kill me.
Wah, wah, wah, wah.
- [SGC] Well he actually drowned.
- [Red] I'm goin' in after him.
- [SGC] I'm not goin' in for him.
- [Red] I'm gonna find him, he's somewhere.
Where are you in here?
- [SGC] I can't see anything.
- [Red] It's all in red.
(laughing)
He's got home court advantage.
- [SGC] There's only one thing you can do
and that's take all the lava out.
- Nooooooooooooo!
Come on!
You guys are jerks man.
- [Red] Now you guys are gonna die.
You guys are all dead.
- I just wanted to play Pokemon.
I really thought that was a good hole man.
Kinda disappointed.
- [SGC] You thought wrong!
- [Red] Yeah exactly.
You thought wrong Preston.
- Hey, no need to be rude about it.
- [SGC] Uhhh, Preston.
- What's up y'all?
- [SGC] When you bought this volcano
did they tell you there's a giant hole in the roof?
- Well I didn't buy the whole volcano, y'all.
I'm not made of money or anything.
- [Red] What, you're made of lava.
- [SGC] You're just leasing the volcano?
So which section is yours?
Which half can I play on?
- All of it.
- [SGC] Oh okay, so everyone else
is just kinda cool with it.
- Yeah, I bought it guys, I lied.
- [Red] It's time shares.
That makes sense.
So, uh Nick, I see.
- [SGC] Don't even talk to me Red, don't even talk to me.
- [Red] I thought we were friends?
- [SGC] We're not friends right now.
We're not friends right now.
- [Red] Then what are we?
- [SGC] We are mortal enemies.
We are cat and dog.
We are mouse and mouse hunter.
- [Red] Can I be the dog?
I make a really good bark.
Woof.
That's my bark you guys like it?
You think I could be a dog?
- That's a pretty good one actually.
- [SGC] Not bad.
- [Red] Could be worse.
Could be worse.
- [SGC] Hey Preston!
How ya doin' over there buddy?
How are you?
- [Red] That was a distraction.
- I'm doin' pretty good, I'm doin' pretty good.
What are you doin' there guy with the SGC on his name?
- [SGC] I'm just, I'm gonna go hang out with you.
- Ah, I'd prefer if you didn't.
I really don't like your kind.
- [Red] His kind?
- [SGC] My kind?
Yeah, what are you saying?
Pizza eaters are not as good as cactuses.
- Yeah, they're really not.
They're really just gross.
- [Red] You guys are really close to me.
I just don't know where you guys went.
And it's spooky.
- [SGC] I don't know where Preston went
and it's spooky.
Actually, it's not spooky, it's just annoying.
- Hey, hey.
That's not very nice.
My grandmother would despise that.
- [Red] Would she though?
- [SGC] Preston there's no nice in hide and seek.
No, you're grandmother would tell me
look find Preston, he needs to be found.
That's what she would tell me.
- [Red] Would she though?
- [SGC] I am pretty sure she is on team seeker.
Like 100%.
Oh, there's someone.
There's someone here.
- [Red] I mean, I doubt it really.
It doesn't make sense for her to be on team seeker.
- [SGC] Red, I have a question for you.
You wanna run or?
Oh wow Preston, oh wow!
I almost gave up on.
- Noooooo!
Come on let me live, I did a good.
I did a good.
Nooooo!
How sick was that?
- [SGC] Preston, I gotta admit
you have some epic hide and seek skills.
- I was like literally trying so hard dude.
- [SGC] But that's why I'm recruiting you for team seeker.
I mean between me and you,
you think Red's gonna stand a chance?
No, no, no, no, no.
- [Red] No, no, no, no.
That's a negative.
I would never survive the hide and go seek.
- [SGC] And that's what's happening right now.
And Red, I'm very, very sorry this has to happen to you, but uh...
- [Red] Why are you sad?
No, no, no, no.
(laughing)
You were so fast.
- Thank you.
I model myself after Sonic.
- [SGC] Preston just does this thing where he stays quiet.
But he quietly finds you.
- I was tryin' to catch a Rattata guys, come on.
- [SGC] I'm just sad there's no fire type Pokemon so far.
Where are the fire types Preston?
- You'll find them soon.
You'll find them soon.
Okay.
This is so great, I haven't had to be the seeker like ever man.
- [Red] Hey man, it's your house your rules, right?
- Life is like.
- [SGC] Yeah, I guess.
But why am I always the seeker?
I mean team seeker is fun once in a while.
But then.
- [Red] No, no, it's always fun when Nick plays it.
- Yeah.
Nick you remember that one time
when you made me be the seeker
seven hundred million times in a row?
- [SGC] Uhhhh, no.
- [Red] I do. I sure do, I'm on Preston's team.
- [SGC] Red, you're my roommate
and you're gonna be on Preston's team?
You're literally goin' against,
I mean we're basically blood brothers.
- You guys are roommates?
- [Red] Yeah, we're roomies.
- [SGC] We're best friends on Minecraft and in real life.
- That's gross.
- [SGC] It is kinda gross.
- And you never invited me?
- [Red] Well Preston you can come over this weekend.
- [SGC] He says you can.
We'll have to take a vote.
- I just won't go into your half of the house, okay?
- [SGC] Yeah, that's fine, that's fine.
I'll just wave to you from the other side of the couch.
- [Red] Look at Nick, I can see him from here.
Wow Nick, you look so small.
- [SGC] Is that supposed to make me feel like, feel bad?
- I think that's an insult.
I would hit him.
- [Red] You're like a little toy, you're like a little baby.
- Wow!
I would not stand for that dude.
- [Red] How does that make you feel?
- [SGC] Words hurt, you know.
This friendship is over.
- [Red] Oh okay.
- Holy shrimp-a-potamus.
- [Red] You gotta be out of the apartment by next week.
- [SGC] Preston, your words really get me man.
- I try.
Sometimes I do though.
But other times I try to catch Pokemon.
- [SGC] Other times, well listen.
You're hiding right now
and I'm not gonna let you catch Pokemon.
That's a grave insult to my hide and seek.
- Last time it got me killed.
So maybe you're right.
- [Red] I think I'm on fire.
- [SGC] Listen, you little.
Listen, I am not gonna insult you Red
because that's a mean thing to do
and I'm all about friendship.
So why don't you just come out here,
we'll make up, shake hands, and call it a day.
- [Red] That's a negative.
You're still on fire.
- Yeah, he was on fire, but he's not on fire anymore.
I saw it actually.
- [Red] I was gonna say he's not on fire anymore.
Which is good.
- Maybe I was behind those boxes again Barbie.
- [SGC] I'm not even gonna go back there and check it
because I know you're not.
- What if I was though dude?
What if I was?
- [SGC] Well if you are then you're probably.
I'm not gonna find you anyways,
so there's no point in me checkin' it.
- [Red] Look at you running around.
Where are you going now?
Oh no, oh no, Preston.
Watch out Preston.
I saw him, I saw him, I saw him with my eyes.
He's on the top floor.
He looks like he's walkin' around.
- Ah dude, you do that thing man.
I got an incense alright.
So have fun.
- [Red] Nick, I don't think you're ever gonna find us man.
- [SGC] I'm gonna find you guys.
Oh, that's not you.
- [Red] What'd you see?
- [SGC] I thought I saw something.
But it was blood on the ground.
- Oh, ouch!
- [Red] I saw you,
look now you're back on the first floor again.
- [SGC] How are you constantly seeing me?
And I'm not seeing anybody?
Why is this how this works?
- You're bad luck.
You spawned a Pidgey for me man, a Pidgey.
- [SGC] A Pidgey?
I don't really think a Pidgey is necessary.
For me, that seems pointless.
- [Red] You know what would be a shame?
If you came into this hole that's right behind me.
But you know so far so good.
- Oh man.
Things are gettin' kinda bleak for you, that little SGC guy.
- [Red] I know, he's not finding anyone.
And I'm just kinda crawlin' around on my little butt.
- [SGC] Alright, I'll never find you.
- Whoa!
Whoa!
Okay, I'm the last guy left now.
- [SGC] And that's what you get.
Do you have anything else to say to me
about my hiding skills?
I didn't think so.
- [Red] Yeah, let's find Preston.
- Hey, can I make it like interesting?
- [Red] No.
- [SGC] Yeah, let's do it.
- I'll give y'all, what do they call those things,
puzzles, no.
- [SGC] Riddles?
- Rid, that one, with the d-d-l-e, yes.
- [Red] Oh, with the double d's.
- Yes, okay, so I am just
in my natural habitat.
- [Red] Inside the lava.
- [SGC] Are you serious?
- Hey, hey, I didn't say that.
- [SGC] We're goin' lava diving.
- I never said that y'all.
- [Red] Lave diving, okay here we go.
- You gotta have your license to do that, okay?
- [SGC] I'm just trying to hit him
without goin' in the lava.
If he's in here I'll get him maybe.
- Hey, watch those fists of fury there.
- [Red] Whoa, are you close to him?
- I don't know.
One could say you might be kinda cold right now though.
I don't know.
I don't see any name tags right now y'all.
Hey Barbie, you know that one place
that you didn't find me that one time, but you did find me?
I might be there.
- [Red] What?
- I might be there.
I might be in that lava pit the whole time.
How did you think I would see that you were on fire.
- [Red] No.
- What's up dude, what's up?
Noooooo, don't do it, don't do it!
I could last!
Yay!
- [SGC] I saw him!
I saw him!
- Nick, you were so close!
- [SGC] I was so close and then I didn't make it.
And now I'm.
- [Red] Now you're dead.
And now the lava man killed you.
- I did.
- [Red] The lava man just murdered you.
- And I died too.
- [SGC] No Red, I saw the burningness of him.
I had him in my sights.
- [Red] You know honestly, that's your fault.
- I mean, we all knew, we all knew.
I got the home advantage y'all.
You put up a good fight.
It wasn't enough, it wasn't enough.
But my mom said she'll still make you guys
some lava cookies if you're down.
You guys wanna go?
- [Red] Are they better than these normal cookies?
- Oh yeah, those don't have any pizzazz
when you bite into them.
- [SGC] Don't insult him.
They're lava cookies, of course they're better.
- [Red] Oh guys, I am so sorry.
- [SGC] I'm sorry for my friend Preston.
He doesn't need any, I'll just take the lava cookies.
- Okay, you can have them all.
Can you tell your friend to stop punching me?
Do you not understand who I am?
- [SGC] Leave him alone.
- [Red] Guys, don't sacrifice me to the lava gods.
- It's too late.
I was gonna do it for you.
(laughing)
Alrighty ladies and gentleman,
thank you so much for watching this episode of Hide and Seek
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Do it now, don't wait.
Go, go.
- [SGC] I'm dancing sadly.
I'm gonna get out of here.
- Yeah, it's like whenever we stop filming it makes me cry.
- [Red] No, no Preston, don't cry again.
- I'm gonna miss you though.
- [Red] How's water coming out of your lava face?
- I don't know, I'm gonna turn to obsidian soon.
Stop it, hurry, no.
Hurry, okay.
- [Red] Happy face, smiles, smiles.
- Thank you.
- [Red] Little baby puppies.
- Ah, oh, that's what did it for me.
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