All right, I already got $200.
Two, what about three?
What about three?
[auctioneer chant] What about four?
What about five?
What about $500?
And six.
What about $600 there, and $700?
Where?
Would have been seven right there.
Eight? - Eight.
I've got eight. - Nine.
What about nine?
Want $1,000?
$1,000, where? $1,000 there. - Tell him, folks.
$1,100 where?
I got $1,000. $1,100. $1,100, now 12.
What about 12-- 13 now?
And I got--
Stop it.
12, what about 13?
Casey thinks this locker is what dreams are made of.
21 now.
Two-- two-- what about--
What the hell are you doing?
I think it's what fever dreams are made of.
- Come on, Casey! - 24.
Now five.
What about 26?
And 26, what about 27?
I've got 27.
What about 28?
What about 29?
Crazy.
Don't bid anymore. - 29.
No, stop it. Seriously.
3,000.
What about 31?
I've got $3,000 and 31?
I've got 31.
What about 32?
I've got 31.
Yeah. Yeah.
32. Now three.
Three. 33?
Don't bid. Stop it.
34.
And I it 33. She's in.
Leave her alone. - She's not in.
Yes, she is.
She ain't got no money.
She's got 33. What about 34?
I bet she does.
I've got 33.
[auctioneer chant] 34?
$3,400?
What about 35 now?
I've got 34.
35?
Bid 35?
34, 35, and 36.
I've got 36, 37.
37?
I've got 37.
38.
37, 38?
38, going once.
38 is going twice.
Last one, final call.
Is anybody gonna bid $3,800?
And I've sold it your way, Casey.
You got it for $3,700!
Woo!
Rene has a fever.
He's not thinking clearly.
This is a great locker.
$3,700, baby.
For about $800 worth of merchandise.
Woo!
Thank you very much for paying the lady.
All right.
Whole bag of clothes.
Right here is at least $30.
Is that to a bicycle?
Dude, we spent $3,700.
Don't be throwing stuff.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's get something right.
You spent $3,700.
I was like, don't bet.
Don't bet.
[coughs] Oh man.
Welding tank and cart, $60.
$40 ladder.
Another $40 ladder.
Swelling tank right here, that should be $100.
How much are in the lockers, like--
Inflatable throw-able device, life raft.
That's cool.
Pull it.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's just a pad.
You said it was a raft.
[laughter]
Oh [bleep],, I need a life vest for this locker.
That's what this is.
My buy is not that bad.
It's fricking terrible right now.
I'm afraid.
That's got to be worth some money, right?
$50?
Oh, see?
Good, movies.
$2.99.
Four for $10.
That's $200.
More DVDs.
This box is another $200.
This is another $200.
See, we're slowly getting there.
Yeah, we need, like, another 40 boxes like that.
Rescue platform.
To inflate, pull handle.
We're not doing this this time, but this
could be really good, actually.
Ooh, so this could possibly be good.
No.
[laughter]
It's the best thing I've seen so far.
This locker literally threw us a life ring to save us.
That's a nice bike, mister.
Just because the bike is called Big Ripper doesn't
mean you have to rip one.
I think we get $500 for the bike.
Probably get a couple hundred bucks for that.
There's DVDs, that's another $200.
Nice!
Garbage.
Oh, gumball machine.
Eh, $40.
Another box of DVDs, $200.
Nice.
CDs.
This box is probably $150.
Xbox 360, $50.
That's another $200, easy.
We're probably down to another 50,
60 boxes that I haven't seen.
Let's just say average out, what do you think, $20 a box?
This is another $1,000.
This may be the locker that kills me.
I think you've just extended my cold by, like, a year.
Sorry.
Let's do this.
That thing is way too heavy.
Casey and I are at Avalon Rafts.
Let's see if we're going to sink or swim.
What you have is a rescue platform from
a Switlik life-raft company.
Probably 10 person.
10 full-sized men or, like--
People our size, somebody is in the water.
This one looks like it hasn't been
serviced in quite some time.
The only way to really tell if it's any good is to open it.
And if we do open it, then I can't close it back
up unless it's re-certified.
How much does that cost?
That could be anywhere from $500 to $700
with the testing and everything done.
And how much would it be worth, then?
About the service.
Maybe a little bit more.
It's not good to invest $700 to make $100.
That is really bad business.
Yeah, I understand. That's--
What if I sold it as is, just like it is?
I'm like, hey look, it's not certified.
We don't know anything about it.
You need to go get it certified.
Maybe $100, if that.
That's actually the same amount of profit
if I don't invest $700.
It is, isn't it?
So can we blow one of these up now?
This is your activation line.
So give it a good, hard, swift--
Bed time.
You going to get in it?
Yep, no padding.
I'm just all floor.