[music playing]
- Hey Rusty. - Hey Lincoln.
My parents are both at work, so I had to bring my little bro.
No problem. Hey Rocky, make yourself at home.
Gasp.
[sighing]
[moaning]
What the...
Sigh.
- I see you've found my blood. - Ah!
It's my new recipe: beet juice, molasses and coco powder.
Hm, now it's got the ooze but not the splatter.
Hi, I'm Lucy.
Was that Rocky?
Sorry, Lincoln. You'll have to finish the project.
What happened?
I keep trying to talk to Rocky, but every time he runs away from me.
What am I doing wrong?
Well, what are you talking to him about?
The usual stuff, blood, bruises.
I didn't even get a chance to show him my new embalming kit.
You know, maybe he's just not into that kind of stuff.
Then what is he into?
I don't know him very well, but he just seems like a regular normal kid.
Regular and normal, hm.
What are you doing?
I... I... I...
I thought if I could be more regular and normal,
Rusty's brother Rocky would like me.
Guys, it's literally happening!
Lucy is finally ready!
Will this hurt?
[yelling]
[music playing]
Perfect!
Hm, I can live with this.
What do you think, Fangs?
Ew, ew! No more bats!
Yeah, and do not talk about mortality.
Or death.
Or ask him his blood type.
Or suggest a cemetery for a date.
And make sure you laugh at all of his jokes like this...
[laughing]
Ha-ha, ha, ha-ha.
Oh, and talk about sports. Guys really dig that.
If all else fails, try a little of my patented pizza spray.
[coughing]
Gag.
[music playing]
OMG Rocky, it's totes great to see you.
Um... who are you?
I'm Lucy.
Oh... I didn't recognize you.
You can't make it to mini golf?
But we already bought four tickets.
Oh right, maybe we should
invite two other people to come?
Oh! What a great idea! Anyone? Lucy?
I'm supposed to meet my girlfriends at the mall, but YOLO.
Oh, if only there was another guy to round out the foursome.
You're free, right Rocky? Right!
- Oops. - Ow! What was that for?
I thought uh... um...
How about that baseball team... that played the other night?
Ooh, great shot boo-boo bear.
- That one's for you, babe. - Aww.
[laughing]
Oh, great shot rocky bear.
What? I totally shanked it. My ball went down a rain gutter.
Ha-ha, ha-ha, you're so funny.
Ahh!
Tell me everything! Tell me everything!
Are you totes in love?
No, we are totes not.
Hey Rocky, grab us some sodas from the kitchen, will ya?
Ah! Oh, hi.
Uh, hi. You changed your hair back.
Yeah, the blonde wasn't really me.
I was trying to be regular and normal, but I think I'm just gonna be myself.
I'm really glad to hear that.
Thanks, well see you later. Wait, you are?
But when we first met, you kept running away.
I thought I freaked you out.
To be honest, I thought you were too cool for me.
And I couldn't think of anything to say, so I just ran.
Hey, uh, my coffin collection is in the basement.
- Wanna check it out? - Sure, that'd be really fun.
- As long as I don't have to get in one. - Deal.
We spent all weekend on this, we're not going to drop it now.
- Hey, guys. - Ahh!
Phew. Good save, man.
Sorry we scared you.
We just wanted to tell you we nailed the fake blood recipe.
We also threw in a few popcorn kernels for brain matter.
- Oh! - Dang it.