Hey I found the best candle ever.
CEREALously, Fruit loop scented cereal bowl candle has 3 wicks and wax fruit loops so
don’t taste it unless you want to burn like an
all natural wood burning grill.
It’s small enough to take with you and eliminates the need for charcoal, lighter fluid, and
barbeque flavored wood chips.
So whip out your hot dog or kebab to cook over the flames because this is LÜT!
Well this is just great.
It’s an instrument…EXCUSE ME!
Thank you.
It’s called Otamatone.
Shaped like a music note, simply slide your finger up and down the neck to change pitch
and shake your hand for vibrato.
You can also adjust the pitch by squeezing the face at the bottom.
Now that you’re a music pro why not audition for Cats the mu...ELTING CANDLE.
Light the wick for your fix of flaming felines and watch as the cute little itty bitty kitty’s
face melts off to reveal his metallic skeleton inside.
That sure is a CHARming but let’s show some class
With this spinning globe glass.
Hand-blown by skilled artisans and holds 9 oz of liquid, whoever gifts this will be a
knight in shining
ARTHUR boiled egg cup that comes with a spoon sword.
Really it’s just a spoon.
Eating sounds great because I am famFished…
The fisherman tea holder!
Place it on the edge of your mug, hook the bag onto the rod, and let your tea steep as you
Squeeze juice with bruce...the lemon squeezer.
Twist and turn for every single last drop but don’t
drink it all ya hog...
Hedgehog the toothpick holder!
Who, like the fisherman tea holder, sits gently on the edge of your container and has little
holes in his back to hold your toothpicks.
Now take your pick of quirky corkies
Like this cork monkey or this cork reindeer.
Or this cork...ya know what, just take the corky six pack.
Don’t waste your leftover corks and most importantly don’t waste your time
doing anything other than assembling personal tornadoes. Why did I say it like that?
The teaching tornado takes 30 minutes to put together and helps you learn about how a strong
up draft is important, teaches you about funnel speed, and more which is excellent because now
you can protect yourself from flying debri with the
FEND helmet that can fold up and fit in compact places.
With an adjustable fit system and EPS foam for high impact, practice skull safety wherever
you go...walk your robot dog.
CHiP the lovable robotic dog connects with its owner using a smart band and can play
fetch and recharges itself.
Best of all - no need to pick up robot poop.
Because it’s a robot.
It doesn’t poop like a
Bunny ring holder.
A lil fluffy chrome rabbit that has long ears to store your many rings so you can feel as
prosperous as your
Rhinoceros...hammer.
Pull his head out to reveal the handle.
Extend it, and then smash its awesome face into a nail.
Now there are rhiNO more unattractive tools laying around the house
So you can truly enjoy the aesthetic of this door sticker that makes you feel just like
you’re walking through a peaceful, lush path in the fore…*bang* OW!!!!
I think I’m gonna go lay down
On my boldloft say I love you pillow.
A two part pillow product with this dude whispering into a string phone on one pillow to his sultry
stick sweetheart on the other.
But if you’re single, no need to whine because you still have
Einstein the USB Flash Drive.
Decapitate him to use it and underneath will be his genius face waiting, with his genius
tongue sticking out.
Wow that is so amazing….
I’ve never melt this way before….hmm that has a really nice meringue to it.
Those are some really cool pillows but use your BUTTER judgement and recognize that whoever
Melt it, Dwelt it.
And as always, thanks for watching.