- OUR FIRST GUEST IS BEYOND ADORABLE EVERY TIME HE'S HERE.
PLEASE WELCOME FIVE-YEAR-OLD KAI LANGER.
[cheers and applause]
HI, KAI. - HI.
- I'VE MISSED YOU.
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A LONG TIME.
- THANK YOU.
- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN--
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOUR CUTE LITTLE OUTFIT?
- I'VE BEEN WELL, AND I MISSED YOU,
AND I MISSED YOUR FACE.
all: AWW.
[laughter]
- SO I HEAR YOU HAVE BIG NEWS.
YOU'RE GONNA BE A BIG BROTHER.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE SISTER.
- YEAH. - THAT'S EXCITING.
- YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT. [cheers and applause]
- I BET.
WHAT DO YOU THINK-- DO YOU HAVE IDEAS
ON WHAT YOU WOULD NAME HER IF YOU COULD?
- UH, YEAH.
I--I WOULD NAME HER DAD.
- DAD?
I THINK THAT'S A FANTASTIC NAME.
I ACTUALLY THINK I SHOULD GET ANOTHER DOG TO NAME IT DAD.
SO THAT'S WHAT YOU'D NAME HER IS DAD.
DO YOU THINK THEY'LL GO ALONG WITH THAT,
YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY?
- YEAH, THEY SAID OKAY.
- THEY SAID OKAY.
SO THEY'LL HAVE A LITTLE GIRL NAMED DAD.
AND WHAT IF IT WAS A BOY?
DO YOU HAVE A GOOD NAME FOR A BOY?
- ZOO.
THESE ARE ALL REALLY GOOD NAMES.
WHY ZOO?
- BECAUSE I KNOW HOW IT'S SPELLED: Z-O-O.
- OH. audience: AWW.
[cheers and applause]
- AND SO YOU'VE TURNED FIVE, AND IT SEEMS TO ME--
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M MAKING THIS UP,
BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE TALLER
THAN THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE.
- UH-HUH.
AND MY HEAD'S 21 INCHES, AND DADDY'S 22.
HIS IS ONLY 2 INCHES BIGGER.
- YOU--Y'ALL JUST SIT AROUND MEASURING YOUR HEADS AT NIGHT?
- YEAH.
- SO YOUR HEAD IS 21 INCHES AROUND?
- UH-HUH. - AND YOUR DAD IS 23 INCHES?
- YEAH.
- THAT MEANS YOU'RE PRETTY-- AS SMART AS YOUR DAD ALMOST.
- YEAH. - RIGHT?
'CAUSE YOUR HEADS ARE THE-- - I'M SUPER SMART.
- YOU'RE SUPER SMART?
WELL, I ACTUALLY THINK YOU ARE SUPER SMART,
AND THEY THINK YOU'RE SUPER SMART TOO.
[cheers and applause]
NOW, THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE,
YOU--YOU'D BEEN SINGING BRUNO MARS SONGS
'CAUSE YOU'RE A BIG BRUNO MARS FAN.
- UH-HUH.
- BUT TODAY YOU'RE NOT GONNA SING BRUNO MARS?
- NO. - WHAT ARE YOU SINGING?
- KATY PERRY. - WHICH SONG BY KATY PERRY?
- "ROAR." - "ROAR"?
OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR IT.
OKAY, YOU WANT TO SING FOR US NOW?
- YEAH. - OKAY, GREAT.
[pop music]
- [humming]
[singing] I USED TO BITE MY TONGUE AND HOLD MY BREATH
SCARED TO ROCK THE BOAT AND MAKE A MESS
SO I SAT QUIETLY, AGREED POLITELY
I GUESS THAT I FORGOT I HAD A CHOICE
I LET YOU PUSH ME PAST THE BREAKING POINT
I STOOD FOR NOTHING, SO I FELL FOR EVERYTHING
YOU HELD ME DOWN, BUT I GOT UP
ALREADY BRUSHING OFF THE DUST
YOU HEAR MY VOICE, YOU HEAR THAT SOUND
LIKE THUNDER, GONNA SHAKE THE GROUND
YOU HELD ME DOWN, BUT I GOT UP
GET READY 'CAUSE I'VE HAD ENOUGH
I SEE IT ALL, I SEE IT NOW
I GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGER
A FIGHTER
DANCING THROUGH THE FIRE
'CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION
AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR
LOUDER, LOUDER THAN A LION
'CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION
AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR
OH-OH-OH-OH-OH
WHOA, OH-OH-OH-OH-OH
YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAR
NOW I'M FLOATING LIKE A BUTTERFLY
- OH, YOU KNOW THE WHOLE SONG!
[cheers and applause]
YOU'RE SO GOOD.
AND I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO LEARN
HOW TO PLAY THE DRUMS, IS THAT RIGHT?
- UH-HUH.
- 'CAUSE YOU-- YOU LIKE THE DRUMS?
- YEAH. - AND DO YOU HAVE A DRUM SET?
- NOT YET.
- OKAY, WELL, YOU DO NOW,
BECAUSE OUR FRIENDS AT GUITAR CENTER
WANT TO GIVE YOU A DRUM SET.
LOOK AT YOUR BRAND-NEW DRUM SET.
[cheers and applause]
- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
- I LOVE YOU.
[cheers and applause]
[hesitant drumbeats]
HOW ABOUT THAT?
YOU'RE GONNA PLAY THE DRUMS.
SORRY, FOLKS-- YOUR PARENTS, YOUR PARENTS--
YOUR PARENTS ARE BACKSTAGE GOING, "OH, NO."
YOU'RE GONNA BE SO GOOD AT THIS, AREN'T YOU?
LOOK HOW FUN THAT'LL BE.
AND THEN PLAY A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR US.
[drumbeat] YEP. YEP.
YEP. YEP.
EXCELLENT.
[cheers and applause]