(audience cheering)
- Bow, bow-now.
(audience cheering)
Bow bow-now. Bow bow-now.
(audience whooping)
Bow bow-now.
♪ Now I'm a bachelor. ♪
(audience laughing and cheering)
- Is Brooklyn in the house?
(audience cheering)
Without a doubt.
So we got Ricky Rosé in the building,
Captain of the Black Squad.
(audience cheering)
It's goin' down and it's time for a new game.
Y'all ready?
(audience cheers in agreement)
Now for years,
we've been hollerin' at the Wild 'N Out girls, but
finally, the time has come, we gon' put a ring on it.
(audience cheering)
This game is called Vowing Out.
We gon' bring a beautiful, Wild 'N Out girl to the stage
and we are going to give her our vows.
And if it's funny,
DJ D-Wrek gon' hit that bell.
(bell dings)
If it's wack, he gon' hit this.
(buzzer sound)
Team with the most bells wins the game, y'all ready?
(audience cheers in agreement)
Let's bring out Erica right now, our bride-to-be.
(audience cheers)
Y'all know how we do it, right?
(Nick beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping)
(Nick beatboxing "Canon in D")
Here they come.
(audience cheering and laughing)
- Alright.
Ever since I saw you,
I knew it was you that I needed.
And if you ever left me,
I will be sure it ain't Conceited.
(audience laughing)
See, I plan on loving you,
exactly like your dad did.
And I'm still trying to figure out
who the hell Slab is.
(audience laughing)
So basically what I'm saying
is your love made my heart drop
and I feel the same way about you
that Rick Ross feels about Wingstop.
I love you, baby.
(audience laughing and cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- All right. Look, the thing is
I really want to make you my wife, but I can't because
I'm married to the game.
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(audience clapping)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick] Here they come!
- Baby.
(chuckles)
Look, Imma keep this real brief.
I'm small as hell.
You tall as hell.
You shoulda knew this was gon' be short term, like just--
(buzzer sound)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- I can't believe this day is finally here.
(audience laughing)
Oh man, uh,
I just want to say that, uh,
from the day I saw you, I knew you was the one for me.
And, uh,
I was just wondering if you could do the honors,
hold on.
Damn, oh shoot, uh.
(audience laughing)
Don't, don't say nothin', okay, don't say nothin'.
(audience laughing)
(clears throat)
What's up, baby?
(audience laughing)
Uh, nah, nah, I ain't busy, I ain't busy.
(audience laughing)
Tonight?
Yeah, we still on tonight. You say about what time?
What time the reception, like eight?
(audience laughing)
10 is cool, 10 o'clock is cool.
All right now. Okay, aye, tell Jr. Daddy loves him, okay?
(audience laughing and clapping)
Now where were we?
(bell dings)
(audience cheering)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- I ain't never doin' this (bleep) again.
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick] Here they come!
- Baby, you deserve the world.
Becoming my wife,
I mean, you get half of everything I own.
(audience whoops)
Half of my 30 restaurants,
half of my 40 cars,
(audience cheering)
- Preach! Preach!
- Half of my eight houses.
(audience cheering)
And the only problem is
(bleep) when we shootin' in the gym.
(audience cheering)
(bell dings rapidly)
- Y'all give it up for Erica for being such a good sport.
(audience cheering)
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Black team got the most bells, black team wins.
Make some noise for 'em.
(audience cheering)
- [Nick] Rosé came to play.
(clapping)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Hey, beautiful.
- Hi.
- Hey, before we get married, I was just wonderin'
if I can say a couple of vows that I wrote down for you.
- Of course.
- All right, well here I go.
When I first met you,
my family said you was no good for me, but
that was something I wasn't tryna hear.
Kinda like Nick Cannon when people tell him
he should let go of his rap career.
(audience laughing)
And if anybody ever hurt you,
I promise Imma rumble.
And I know we don't shop at H&M no more,
but you still got the coolest monkey in the jungle.
(audience laughing)
(bell dings)
(audience cheering)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Ash, I don't want her.
- But, I don't want her.
- I don't want her.
- I don't want her, look at her.
- My dad owns Starbucks.
- My dad owns McDonald's.
- Well, you know how we have to settle this.
- Let's go.
(hands smacking)
- You got her, bitch.
- Whatever.
(audience laughing)
But like no funny (bleep),
I'm gonna deadass cheat on you, forreal.
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
(squawks)
(audience laughing)
- Baby.
- Yes?
- Every time I grab your hand,
I always just wanna
give you a Chance.
(audience laughing)
And there's somethin' that you need to know.
I can't marry you today 'cause I'm still
(bleep) Chance's old (bleep).
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Audience] Here they come!
- Baby.
- Yes?
- You look so beautiful,
and this dress looks amazing on you.
But lately I just realized that
I'm bi.
And I want to be
by myself.
(audience laughing and cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Now, babe, I know you say I don't listen to you, but
Imma show you I've been paying attention.
I got onion rings.
I got mozzarella rings.
I got chicken rings.
Why you dressed like that? Oh!
(audience laughing)
Oh no, no. N-Not that there.
Not that ring, we ain't ready for that.
This-- this is to hold my watch.
(audience laughing and cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- No! Don't!
- Don't do it!
- Daddy! Please, daddy.
- No!
- Don't do it!
- Please I promise I'll be good for you!
- These streets need me.
(audience laughing and cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
(audience cheering)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so late. Uh, you know,
Kanye produced this, this wedding, so
it's only seven guests, uh.
You know, I am, I am ready.
I think that, um, you know, I want to do it, but
if I marry you,
my fiance's gonna kill me.
(audience cheering)
(bell dings rapidly)
(audience cheering loudly)
- D-wrek, who won that game?
- Imma give it to the black squad,
make some noise for the black squad.
(audience cheering)
- Lookin' all lovely, you ready?
- Yes, I'm ready!
- All right. Atlanta, y'all ready?
(audience cheering)
- Red squad, Wild Out.
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Girl, you know, when I was a kid, I had a dream
that I would meet a beautiful girl like you,
get married with Luther Vandross singin'.
But I'm gay, that (bleep) dead, and so is that dream.
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Before I sign this wedding contract
'cause you know I'm rich,
I gotta holla at my best man.
(audience cheering)
(Nick laughing)
- What's up, play girl.
My little brother want me to say these vows to you.
So it go like this.
When it come to this marriage,
it's only one ting this boy wants you to know:
You better put some respect on this ring.
(audience laughing and cheering)
And I ain't gonna say it.
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Now, I've been waitin' to do this for a long time, baby.
You know I love you, right?
- Yeah.
- Hold on.
Damn. (bleep).
Don't say nothin', don't say nothin'.
(audience laughing)
What's up, baby?
Nah, I'm chillin' at the movies, whatchu doin'?
Nah, I ain't lyin'. Why would I lie about that?
'Cause you said you watchin' Wild 'N Out
and you see me gettin' married to some hoochie.
(audience laughing)
Oh nah, baby, that ain't me. Nah, that ain't me.
Nah, baby, that's Jacquees.
(audience laughing and cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- All right, baby.
(clears throat)
Put it's right here. Now,
before I start, I want to read you my vows. Okay?
Let's see here. Got it.
The love I have for you,
it'll never stop.
And the love you have for me,
should always be on top.
You know what a top is, right?
(audience laughing)
- No.
- That's what I need! I need a top!
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Audience] Here they come!
- Queen, you look amazin' in that dress,
but I just can't get married.
DJ D-Wrek, tell 'em why.
(Gigolo by Nick Canon ft. R. Kelly plays)
♪ I'm a gigolo, spendin' lots of dough ♪
(audience laughing and cheering)
And I'm always surrounding by so many--
(audience cheering)
(bell dings rapidly)
Here they come! Y'all make some noise
for the beautiful Jasmine one more time
for being such a nice sport.
(audience cheering loudly)
Thank you.
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- Red squad wins that one, make some noise
for the red squad!
(audience cheering)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- I'm not gon' be able to marry you for the simple fact that
I know you lackin' one toe,
and I'm just lactose intolerant.
(audience laughing)
(bell dings)
(audience cheering)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- We are gathered here today to wed these two
in holy matrimony.
And they have wrote they own vows. Desiigner.
- Baby, you know, I-I would marry you, baby.
I got broads in Atlanta
twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Let me see you. Let me see you.
All right, I write you a love poem.
I write:
Roses are red
and I know how to fight.
(audience laughing)
Marry me (bleep) or Imma end yo life.
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- So girl, I just been waitin' for the sign
to tell me how we gon' move forward.
Well (bleep), there it go, bye.
(audience laughing and cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
(laughing)
- Welcome.
(laughing)
Bless, um.
Before we continue this, is there anyone, uh,
speak now or forever--
(mocks laughing)
hold your peace.
- I object.
(Audience oohs)
- Hm?
Hm?
- [Cast Member] Talk that, talk that.
♪ Hey pretty lady. ♪
(audience cheering)
♪ I don't mean no disrespect, ♪
♪ but you're trying to marry DC. ♪
(squawks)
(audience laughing)
♪ But you ♪
♪ Should ♪
♪ Marry ♪
♪ Me ♪
(audience cheering)
(bell dings rapidly)
- Y'all make some noise for Jasmine.
(audience cheering)
Thanks for being such a good sport. DJ D-Wrek,
who won that game?
- I gotta give that to the black squad,
make some noise for the black squad.
(audience cheering)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Hey babe, I got some good news and some bad news.
Um, the bad news is,
I just got a girl pregnant.
But the good news is,
it's your sister, so you're gonna be an auntie!
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Baby.
On this special occasion today,
Royce and the homewreckers
got somethin' to say.
♪ Oh baby. ♪
♪ Would you be my ♪
♪ My darling dear ♪
♪ For a lifetime. ♪
♪ Oh I need you-- ♪
♪ Oh I need you. ♪
♪ Would you be mine, be mine? ♪
(audience cheering)
Ahh, ahh, ahh, Hey, hey!
You smashed, too? Oh no. That's okay.
Wait. Y'all, y'all smashed too?
(audience laughing)
♪ Well, at least it's only three. ♪
♪ She wants to smash ♪
♪ Meeee ♪
(audience laughing and cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- How you doin', sweetheart.
I just want you to know that I appreciate you a lot.
You know,
you always leave the cereal down for me so I can reach it.
When we leavin', you strap me in my car seat
for safety purposes.
And when you out on business,
you leave your friends there to breastfeed me to.
(audience laughing)
So, would you make me the happiest boy on this planet
and go to the school dance with me.
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Uh, I just wanted to say, uh,
we've been through a lot, you know what I'm sayin'?
W-we've grown to be, uh,
best friends and that's what I love most
about our relationship.
And when I first laid eyes on you,
I just knew you would be the one
to tell me if this ring is perfect for my girlfriend
'cause I plan on gettin'.
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
(Nick and audience laughing)
- Listen, I know it's our wedding day and I'm supposed
to spit vows, but to tell you the truth,
if I spit my vowels, it'll be longer than that dress.
I just want to let you know that
with every fiber in me, I love you,
And there is no other woman out there for me.
Will you marry me?
- Yes.
- And cut! That's excellent. That was a great scene.
(audience cheering)
That was amazing.
(bell dings)
She really believed it. She believed it.
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Nah, nah, nah,
you know I'm forever gonna be a player, man.
What's our motto on three,
1, 2, 3.
We don't love them (bleeps)! Aha-ha!
Alright mom, Imma call you back.
(audience laughing)
I'm sorry, I was just talking to my mama,
telling her about how my ex girl sounded a lot like an owl.
- Who?
(laughing)
(audience laughing and cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Hey baby.
Sorry, I'm late.
You know, this ring right here costs about 40 grand
and you know, you worth every penny of it.
Every penny, hold that baby. Hold that.
(imitates police radio noise)
- Well, we don't need back up, one second.
I think the ring is located.
Uh, that ring is reported stolen.
One of you have to come with us.
I ain't in my hands, is it?
(audience oohs)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
Get up outta here, ya thief.
(audience cheering loudly)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Hey, hey, hey baby.
(audience laughing)
I can't wait for dinner.
You said you got a bun in the oven?
I'm 'bout to--
Oh.
That bun.
(dramatically sighs)
I guess we have to now, right?
(audience laughing and cheering)
(buzzer sound)
I gotta return that.
(audience laughing)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
(audience cheering)
- Whew!
- Aye, a lot have tried and failed,
And you know, Harlem in the building, you know,
you need some Harlem.
So you understand, you know, I had to do this.
I had to give you eight gold rings like Shabba Ranks.
You know, we had to take it to a new level.
Can you take it to a new level?
I'm on a new level.
♪ Hey, hey I'm on a new level ♪
♪ I'm on a new level ♪
(audience cheering)
(bell dings rapidly)
(audience cheering)
- D-Wrek, who won that game?
- I gotta give it to the black squad,
make some noise for the black squad!
(audience cheering)
(bongo drum beating)
- I see y'all in the mood.
Give it up for her.
(audience cheering)
- Black squad, Wild Out.
(audience cheering)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Yerrr.
- [Audience] Yerrr.
- Babe, what's taking you so long, I've been waitin'.
And why are you wearing that dress?
I wanna-- Oh!
Oh, oh no, no, no, no.
When I said,
"I couldn't wait to walk down the aisle with you."
I was talkin' bout the supermarket.
You know, it got all the deals.
This ain't ring box, it's got all my coupons, look.
(audience laughing and cheering)
(bell dings)
Aye, get changed. Imma meet you in the car, alright?
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Aw yeah, see this, see, this what I'm talkin' about.
See, I been ready. I was waitin' on you.
But, make sure we on the same page.
Do you really wanna see us together?
- Yeah.
- Like, are you positive you wanna see us together?
- Yeah.
- Cool, the movie start at nine.
You know he wrote "Get Out," too, so.
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Hey queen, how are you?
- Hi, I'm good, how are you?
- I'm good. Look, the past three days
has been the best days of my life, you know.
You took me to that arcade and
you won a jackpot for me.
Ah, how you were so focused.
All of your lady parts are so well-developed.
Just don't be like the last girl.
What I'm trying to say is,
will you go to prom with me.
(audience whoops)
- Yes!
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- I must tell you.
All of my ex-wives made sounds like animals from my village.
My first ex-wife in grade four made sound like dog.
Roof.
The next ex-wife, grade 10, made sound like cat.
Meow.
Now my most recent ex-wife who I never will marry,
made sound like owl.
- Who?
- See?
(audience laughing and cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- My beautiful black sister.
You are gorgeous.
You are beautiful.
You are a queen.
Do not allow anyone to make you feel any different,
but there is only one question that I have for you today,
my beautiful black sister.
- What?
- Who allowed this white woman to sit in the front row?
(audience laughing)
I am confused.
She was sit here to set me up.
(bell dings rapidly)
(audience cheering)
- DJ D-Wrek?
- Black squad wins, make some noise for the black squad.
(audience cheering)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Goddamn.
Well, alright, look.
You're somebody I want to share all of my secrets with.
Now as a kid, I couldn't do it.
But now that I'm a man,
for you, baby,
I'm ready to tie the knot.
So should it be a double? Or
(audience laughing and cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Ooh girl, you so-- Girl, you beautiful!
Y'all give it up for my wife. Give it up for my wife.
Come on now, you know I trained you better than that,
now give it up for everybody, come on.
(clapping)
See, that's why I can't be with you.
You just gave it up to everybody.
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience cheering)
- Bow. Bow bow-now.
Bow bow-now.
Now I'm a bachelor.
(audiences oohs)
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- You know I love you, right?
Whew! Girl, I can't see myself with nobody but you.
Oh, man.
(audience laughs)
Now I can.
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Hey y'all.
We both look good, huh?
Baby, on this magical day,
I just had to tell you that my heart
beats for you and you alone. I mean,
feel my heart.
I mean, really, really fell my heart.
I know you could feel that beatin', but
it's just something that I gotta get off my chest.
- What?
- You!
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
Way to go.
- Stop, stop it.
Yo, check it.
(audience laughing)
Girl, you know what we came to the alter to do.
My life, that's what I'd alter for you.
You could ghost me,
but I'd still call you my boo.
No debate. And me plus you.
That's the only equation. I want you to be my boo. 'kay.
That's why I rose to the occasion.
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
Bars!
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Baby, I know I'm late, I know I'm late.
I-I love you. You love me, right?
- Yeah.
- What time is it?
- It's about seven o'clock.
- No, it's not.
♪ It's nine o'clock, no, no, no. ♪
(audience cheering)
(bell dings rapidly)
- You can't beat that.
D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give that to the black squad, make some noise
for the black squad.
(audience cheering)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- How you doin'? Look, Imma be quick.
I wrote a poem to let you know how I feel about you
and it go like this.
Me breaking your heart?
That's a no-no.
From this day forward,
you will never be solo.
And you know, I'm hung like a horse, polo.
So when I get you in the bed, Imma knock you out.
Me, dolo, by myself!
(audience laughing and cheering)
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
- Yo, check it.
(audience laughing)
Girl, that time you hit my phone,
now our loves in the zone.
but I just wish I was like that money
that you took from the bank,
'cause I wanna be alone.
(audience oohs)
Bars!
(audience cheering)
(bell dings)
I'm so sorry.
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")
(audience clapping to the rhythm)
- [Nick and Audience] Here they come!
Short god in the house!
- Baby, I'm so happy to be here with you,
but you know what?
I can't find a word to describe it.
What's my favorite word?
(audience yelling)
That's a wife.
- [Nick] Oh wow.
(bell dings)
(Nick and audience beatboxing "Canon in D")