- To bed, bath, and beyond!
- Let's talk about that.
(quirky upbeat music)
- Good mythical morning!
- And please welcome to the show, our new friend
and the star of Disenchantment on Netflix, Abbi Jacobson.
(applauding)
Right here!
- Welcome to the show!
- Hi guys.
What's up?
- Thanks for being here.
- Thanks for having me.
- Okay, now your character on Disenchantment is named Bean.
I'm a bean man.
Uh, what are your top three beans?
- I mean, I love a garbanzo bean.
- Ooh, nice, yeah, can become so many things.
- [Abbi] Right?
- Can become so many things.
- They could be, it could become so many things.
Okay, and then I really like the big bean,
the big white bean.
(laughing)
- The big white?
- Like a lima?
- Got somebody.
No, maybe it's called an elephant bean.
- Oh, the elephant bean.
- Beans have nothing to do with this episode, guys.
- You're right.
- I will say, we never really,
Bean doesn't talk about beans a lot.
- Okay, good.
- Well, you know what?
It's early though.
- It is early.
(laughing)
- This episode is about Bed, Bath, & Beyond.
- Okay, of course.
- And I'm a huge fan of your secret handshakes
from Broad City, but I didn't realize that there was
more of a connection to Bed, Bath & Beyond than that.
- Yes, yes.
My mom worked at Bed, Bath, & Beyond when I was a kid.
- Ooh.
- I think she worked there for maybe, seven years.
- Okay.
- A couple different locations.
In the Philadelphia area. - So you should know,
you should know your products then.
- I mean, I'm pretty familiar.
I'm familiar with how to fold things
and I'm familiar with products and appliances.
- Okay, well we're gonna put that to the test
- Oh no.
- Because it's time for Some Bed, Bath, & Beyond products
are great and some are crappy.
Can we tell which is which with Disenchantment's Abbi?
(laughing)
- Yep, we just went crappy and Abbi, I'm sorry.
I didn't do it, it wasn't my idea.
In each round, we're gonna be presented with two items.
One of them has prevailing five-star ratings
on the Bed, Bath, & Beyond website,
while the other one is only gonna have one-star ratings.
- Wow, okay.
- Yes, and using our collective deep love
and knowledge of BB&B, we're going to guess
which one has the one-star ratings,
and the winner of the game
gets to keep an item of their choosing!
- Wow!
- Secret handshake time.
No, we can't, with two.
- It's hard with two.
- Not enough time to learn it.
- Let's play.
(funky guitar music)
- [Stevie] Okay, first up we have
Gerber Graduates for Toddlers Lil' Biscuits for $2.49
versus the Tricerataco Taco Holder for $12.99.
Which is the one-star Bed, Bath, & Beyond product?
- So is this so that, here take one of those, Abbi,
is this for display of the taco
or actually help with the eating of the taco?
- [Rhett] No, it's fun, it's taco night.
- Does it make it where you can eat two at once?
- No, you just give it to little Bobby on a dinosaur.
- I mean, this is a fun product.
- Yeah, it's very fun.
- I have, honestly.
- I thought you were gonna say something obscene.
- Never seen anything like this.
- And it teaches children how to eat dinosaur
for later in life.
- Yes.
- But I don't know, but you can't eat out of it.
- No, it's just a holder!
- I think it's a different.
- I'm just saying.
- I think it was interesting because
we were presented with a plate as well.
I think this is the plate.
(shell crunching)
- I mean, you can do that if you want,
but I don't think little Bobby is expected to do that.
- You can eat out of it.
I just proved that.
- Is the taco the, not, the taco is a separate?
- Taco sold separately.
- Okay.
- I think people are gonna be disappointed
because after one bite, maybe three,
you're gonna be getting into plastic dino.
- I love that you're making it part of the food.
- You want a Lil' Biscuit?
- Uh, sure.
- I'll pour it right in your hand.
Yeah, you can get a fresh one.
- A fresh one.
- You have a fresh.
- These look really fresh.
- Pass those on.
- They look very fresh.
- So this is like, for teething babies, right?
You use your gums to bite it.
(cookies snapping)
- It's a dog biscuit for children.
(laughing)
- Okay.
- How could you hate that?
- We're having very different experiences
with these right now.
(laughing)
- Yeah, all right.
- You guys both love the lil' baby biscuits?
- I did not, I didn't say I loved it!
- You're still, you're still both still eating it.
- Well, we, when people give us stuff, we eat it.
(laughing)
We don't have to like it.
- It's very chalky.
- It's not good.
- But I think babies' palate aren't very refined.
My palate is very refined.
- Are the babies leaving the ratings,
or are the parents leaving the ratings,
'cause that's a big difference here.
- [Stevie] All right, guys, so you're gonna have
to all make your own individual choices,
and on the count of three,
- Hold your hand over.
- I love that you're still eating it.
- [Stevie] You're gonna put your hand
over the one-star object.
- Over the which?
- [Stevie] Over the one-star.
- Over the one-star, over the bad one.
- Which hand?
(laughing)
- Oh, you know what?
I can't wait to find out.
- [Stevie] Here we go.
- I know I'm right on this one.
- [Stevie] One, two, three.
- Bam, all right, you guys are wrong.
You're so wrong.
Tell 'em, Stevie.
- [Stevie] Okay, the one-star product is,
Gerber Graduate Lil' Biscuits.
- Yeah!
- Yes!
- Why?
Again, it tastes bad but.
- [Stevie] Apparently, Gerber changed their recipe
and adults and babies alike hate it.
Reviewer Chrissy from Covington, Georgia said,
"Granted, I'm old but there's just
"some things you shouldn't change."
- Oh.
- Oh, they got.
- Wait, these aren't a classic?
- This is a new recipe.
- Lil' Biscuits?
- New recipe.
- Which is like a, but the old recipe
was a five-star product?
- Yeah, apparently Lil' Biscuits used to be great.
- Mmmkay.
(funky guitar music)
- [Stevie] All right, up next we've got
the Kickerland 10-in-1 Wood Hammer for $19.99
versus a set of four waterproof pet sandals
that cost between $19.99 and $24.99, depending on size.
(giggling)
Which is the one-star product?
- Wushu.
- Well, Wushu immediately started drinking the water.
- This is Wushu, and Wushu wears shoes.
Wushu shoes. - There's so much happening.
(laughing)
Wow.
- But I can see his feet getting wet.
(laughing)
- Yeah, why are they, are they water,
are they water sandals?
Aren't they land sandals?
- I thought he was gonna pee on me.
- Look what's happening in the back.
- Guys, is the water for the dog to hydrate,
or for the sandals?
- Wushu, stay in the water because
you're supposed to stay dry, ironically.
- I see.
- I don't know the answer to your question.
- I think that they're land sandals.
(chuckling)
- [Link] Look at how he's hold.
- I think they're for the beach.
I'm gonna say just by the very few steps
that these might have gotten some bad press.
(chuckling)
- Yeah, Wushu don't drink the water
that you are standing in.
That's embarrassing.
(laughing)
- Oh my, Wushu.
(laughing)
- He doesn't seem ashamed.
- I can't tell if his feet are going out,
or just the sandals are going out.
- I mean, hilarious.
- Don't know what we're dealing with over here.
- Good Job, Wushu, good job buddy.
- Just to show you.
- What are you gonna, what's the?
- You might just wanna, could you hold,
could you pull on one arm there?
- Pull on an arm, yeah this is a.
- Looks like you have to.
(fabric ripping)
See how easily that?
- That was extremely easy,
and an interesting choice.
- Right, yeah.
(laughing)
- I mean, look, you can do all kinds of things with this.
You can do ten different things.
(laughing)
- But who's counting?
Are you guys ready to vote?
- [Stevie] All right, you guys, you ready to vote?
- Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, wait.
- [Stevie] So hand over the one-star.
- Hand over the one-star.
- Either hand.
- Right.
- Freestyle.
- Put your hand over the one-star.
- [Stevie] Okay, here we go.
- Okay, I think I'm ready.
- [Stevie] One, two, three.
- It's gotta be the shoes.
- Yeah, I'm.
(laughing)
- [Stevie] Poor Wushu,
but you guys are all correct.
- Look at them.
- I mean.
- Can't stay on for a minute,
and I really am, I don't think they're meant for water.
Think that might be on us.
(laughing)
(funky guitar music)
- [Stevie] Before you, you have
the Blomus cheese slicer for $31.99 versus
the Philips Sonicare - Blomus.
- [Stevie] Tongue Care and Base kit for $14.99.
Which is the one-star product?
- Okay, now do you guys wanna slice some cheese
or scrub some tongue first?
- I think you do cheese first.
- Bingo.
- Here.
Oh, look, you gotta do this.
- Oh wow, looks like it goes the other.
- Oh, it's like one of those, I've seen these on the TV,
elementary school paper cutters.
Look at that, oh oh oh, it's so easy.
- [Abbi] Wow.
- [Rhett] Take a slice.
- That's a huge slice of cheese.
- Yeah.
We have a lot of cheese.
(laughing)
Oh, you wanna go small?
Look, I can do that.
Yeah, go, I wanna see how small.
- [Link] How small can you go?
- [Rhett] Oh, how small can I go?
- [Link] Can you go paper thin?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, just eke it over.
Bring it down.
Ooh, dang, that is thin.
- [Rhett] You gotta hold your cheese,
if you wanna do it like that.
- [Link] That is thin.
- [Rhett] Look at that.
- I mean, I'm impressed right there.
- Eat it, Abbi.
You don't want.
(laughing)
- This is a very Type A kind of product.
I'm into it.
(chuckling)
- Very.
- Very, oh!
- I mean, will it cut your finger, if you like?
- I think it will.
(seething)
Guys! - No, it won't.
It won't, it's just a cable.
- Okay, cool.
- Just a cable.
- Let me do it really hard.
- No!
Sorry for the yelling in your ear,
but let me see how this tastes.
Imagine this has a little blood on it.
(light laughing)
- Look at that.
We do have a cheesy poster to try to cut.
- Hayden Christensen was in other movies?
(chuckling)
- Do you wanna, you wanna take the, remove this,
see what else it can cut?
- Yeah, we can.
Okay, there it is.
- It has its limits, guys.
Only cheese.
- Not working.
- I wonder if you do it, yeah.
- Not working.
(slicer clanging)
- I like the fact that it can only cut cheese though.
- I bet it could cut other food products.
- Cheese-like products.
- I'm a big fan of the Blomus.
- Great name. - Now,
now they're saying 80% bad breath comes from the tongue.
Let's get rid of that, try this.
- Let me remove this big block of cheese away.
- Sure, anywhere you want.
So we've got this attachment,
which goes on, like, the Sonicare
mechanical vibration toothbrush thing.
- Which we don't have.
- They didn't, that's not part of this, and then.
- Do you, I'll just use yours.
- Yeah, you wanna save it?
- [Rhett] I'm gonna.
- [Link] Yeah, we'll save these.
- Okay.
Now, I'm just gonna spray this on your tongues?
(laughing)
- Oh, it goes on the tongue first.
(spraying)
- Aah.
(spraying)
Hey,
(spraying)
and then, what is, this is weird, there's nothing to it.
- Well, you have to shake your hand
real fast to emulate the.
(laughing)
(imitates buzzing)
I think I hurt myself doing that.
What could be wrong with that?
- Wait, on the thing it will just vibrate,
or it's just something else to hold?
- I think it vibrates it.
- Okay.
- Like a toothbrush.
(laughing)
- I mean.
- How could that not be, these are both great.
- This is sucks.
- [Stevie] It's a really hard game,
but I'm gonna have to ask for your answers here.
- Nothing about the experience I had with this.
- No.
- I feel like this is overkill
because I can use a regular tongue brush.
- This should come with
the toothbrush. - The thing.
- The base line, yeah.
- This should not be a separate.
- [Stevie] Okay, here we go.
One, two, three.
- It's gotta be one-star.
- I'm losing.
I'm just trying to even out the odds.
I don't know why, but I'm voting for that.
- [Stevie] The one-star product is the Blomus.
- Blomus!
- No way!
- Yes!
- This thing's amazing!
- Three-way tie, thanks to the Blomus.
I don't know why.
- I'm very, this is five stars?
- Okay, so we all tied.
- That's nuts.
- Which means, well Abbi, since you're our guest,
you get to pick the thing that you wanna take home,
and we'll just choose from the leftovers.
- Maybe you, I could interest you in.
- I want the dog.
(laughing)
- Yeah, the dog.
The dog not gonna go. - All right, okay.
Dog adopted.
- I want, wow.
- The toilet?
- There's so many good things to choose from here.
I think I want.
- Looks great on you.
- Obviously, the dog sandals!
- Yes!
- All right!
Okay, congratulations to all of us.
- All four of those,
and check out Abbi in Disenchantment, part two,
now streaming on Netflix.
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- Oh, did you just say that already?
- Yeah.
(laughing)
You know what time it is.
(laughing)
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in Snowdonia National Park in Wales.
It's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
- Dang, she calls that a hill?
- The air is thin up there.
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