[High Five Sound Effect]
Top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome back to 'Google Feud'
I didn't think I'd actually make three videos on this
because it's just a simple
like, guessing kind of thing
but it's really fun!
I don't know! I-I-I get a lot of fun out of this
I like it a lot
so, let's just ah-
let's just jump straight into-
see why are people and names different?
'Donald-'
I wonder what the top one is gonna be
Donald Duck
'Donald'
See I always run out of names!
I have like two
Wait, Donald-
oh- how do you pr- how do you spell his name?
Faison?
F-A-I-S-S-O-N?
he's um-
He was Turk in Scrubs, why was he not there?
um-
'Donald-'
Donald where- oh, where is Donald?
'Donald-'
Hupermeyer
I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE DONALD'S!
SHIT!
'Donald-'
F- oh, I know another Donald
Donald Fl-fa- Flargin
DONALD FLARGIN OF COURSE!
Donald Trump, Donald Trump wife, Donald Trump Twitter, Donald Trump net worth
Of cour- I shouldn't have been thinking of more Donald's, I should've been thinking of the same things got to do with the one Donald!
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven
SEVEN OUT OF- wait
eight!
wait; one, two, three, four, five, six, sev-
SEVEN!
out of ten things were all Donald Trump related
nah, fuck that it's people then!
that I should've been on, not names!
um-
'why do people like-'
why do people like what?
'why do people like-'
oh, what would the internet pick?
somebody who's really terrible
Hitler! *chuckles* God no
'why do people like-'
to whip their hair back and forth?
ooh-
why do people like cheese?
could be a good one
what food do people-
think that's disgusting but then is like- oh, why do people like that?
wait, why am I thinking about food?! I always go to food
why do people like girls?
no, 'cause it says 'people'
yeah, of course that's not there!
um-
'why do people like-'
WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE ME NOT ABLE TO THINK OF PEOPLE LIKE
QUESTIONS?!
ARGH UM-
why do people like apple?
why do people like iPhone?
why do people like word?
*chuckles*
I just looked down at my phone, I was wondering what I could say
Why do people like Google?
WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS GAME?!
why do people like anime, cats, beer, spicy food, drake
music, Game of Thrones- I should've fucking known these things!
let's go again!
'my friend is addicted to-' porn!
ARGH! You can't put that into Google, that's why!
'my friend is addicted to-'
league of legends
Pokémon Go
COME ON!
xanax, weed, oxycontin, drugs, pills, Instagram
oxycodone
her phone- my friend is addicted to her phone
oh, anime again?!
LAY OFF THE ANIME, ANIME'S AWESOME!
uh um- shit!
God dammit!
why do- why can I not think of things properly? My friend is addicted to drinking, my friend is addicted to alcohol
those kind of things- that's- neither of those things are there either
FUCK THIS GAME!
*chuckles*
uh- questions!
'should I be a-' snowman? (Jack, stop hanging out with Mark so much)
'should i be a-' smart person?
nope!
ah hah, um-
should I be a doctor?
YEEAH!
I GOT ONE! HAHA!
I kept saying as well-
three guesses out of all the rounds I've done, you need to get three guesses per round
I are such a dumb-
ah um-
okay,
'should I be a-'
librarian!
should I be a priest?
*chuckles*
NAH, MAN! Should I be the Pope?
wha- see ya- your- your mind draws a blank when you actually have to think of them
for- if somebody else was to do this, they'd probably think of a billion things!
but now that I'm sitting here trying to think of them myself and trying to-
"win" the game- I CAN'T THINK OF ANY OF THEM!
Tell me!
beam me some stuff!
through the internet, I should just tweet out 'should I be a...' and see what people finish it as, but,
no, I don't want to spam my Twitter!
either-
If something else funny comes up, something that I think people would get then I'd put it down but
again, I don't like putting stuff up on Twitter and spamming it out
because I feel like people are gonna get annoyed
by all the shit that I post
even though people that follow you on twitter
just want you to post all the time
so it's kind of a-
a weird thing
'should I be a-'
better person
YOU SHOULD! Maybe that's why it's not there 'cause it's so obvious
*chuckles*
should I be a Google Feud?
NAH, FUCK!
should I be a lawyer, teacher, nurse, surgeon, cop, pharmacist, vet-
THEY WERE ALL JOBS!
Again, I was gonna say I should've known this but
I say that after every one
how to grow weed
how to grow hair
HOW TO GROW-
A better sense of humour!
*chuckles*
'how to grow-'
as a person
'how to grow-'
hair under your armpits
how to grow pubic hair
*chuckles*
HOW TO GROW-
ARGH!
a chiapet
How do you spell chiapet? Uh-
chia-pet
*chuckles*
I don't know how to spell chiapet, I just heard Game Grumps say it, I don't actually know what they are
how to grow potatoes- I GOT THIS ONE ALREADY DIDN'T I?
I think I got 'how to grow' before
and I- I can't even remember
Football- I got this one before!
UH- NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER THE ANSWERS!
'Football is-' LIFE!
that was one of them
HAHA!
FOOTBALL IS LIFE AND MY LIFE!
THEY CHANGED IT!
NOW WHEN YOU GUESS ONE OF THEM, IT KIND OF GOES IN!
I got two in one for that one
a two for- A-WOW!
UHM- 'football is-'
ohh-
the best sport?
'football is-'
I is football!
it's a sport, I know that!
lame, stupid, bad
uh- good
awesome
gay
THAT WAS IT!
I remember 'cause I-I'd had a big conversation about why it's not good to use 'gay' as like a negative term
for it- um-
okay, let's go back to people then
'how to raise-'
raising
ohh- how to raise money
Yes!
how to raise a baby
child
how to raise child
'HOW TO RAISE CHILD'
I DO NOT KNOW, MAN NOT KNOW CHILD RAISING
'how to raise-'
a sail on a yaucht
*chuckles*
how to raise a penis
*laughs*
come on!
'how to raise-' A PET! (named Steve)
a dog
how to raise chickens
how to raise Pokémon cp
*laughs*
how to raise hdl
I don't even know what that is- how to raise blood pressure
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO RAISE BLOOD PRESSURE?!
how to raise a boring girlfriend
why are people searching these things?
what is wrong with you?
'my armpits smell like-' HERE WE GO!
*clap*
FINALLY! ONE I CAN GET!
cheese
*laughs*
I HAD KNEW ONE OF THEM HAD TO BE CHEESE
I KNEW CHEESE WOULD BE AN ANSWER EVENTUALLY
*laughs*
awesome!
oh! My armpits smell like sweat
THAT'S NOT THERE?!
I guess, yeah, it's too obvious
but my armpits never really smell though
'cause, okay, this is gonna sound weird and it's going to sound like I wanna make myself sound more interesting than I really am
that's not the case
I-I-I don't sweat
like a lot and it's really weird
I wish I did
'cause then you could cool off easier but
like I sweat a little, If I- If I go running or whatever
and I smell my armpits, they'll smell a little like sweat
but
I don't- I don't like get beads of sweat down my face, I don't like
glisten with sweat or anything like that, if I go running
or work out
and then I come back, I'll just get all red and splotchy
because
I don't know- I don't know if my sweat glands don't work or if it's just something weird
but I don't sweat a lot and it makes me heat up
a lot
and then I just turn out in a rash and it fucking sucks
I've talked about this before haven't I?
probably
um- but yeah- you always hear people say stuff like that like
I-I can't actually- uh- do this thing
It's like- you- you probably can
but you're just saying it to make yourself sound more interesting as a person
that's not why I'm saying it
I- eh- It's su- super fucking annoying like
I remember when I- I started going running a while ago
when the weather was really sunny and then it turned shit again and I stopped
but
I used to go running and I'd come back and I'd get all red and splotchy just in random places
then I'd get all itchy and it fucking sucks
'my armpits smell like-'
uh- yo momma's ass
that's one of them
yo momma's ass
could you imagine if that was one of them?
*chuckles*
'my armpits smell like-'
deodorant?
ah wait, what way you spelling deodorant?
the American or the British way?
this is the American way- this is the British way
DAMMIT!
MY ARMPITS SMELL LIKE SKUNK!
my armpits smell like weed
are you saying skunk as in like the slang term?
for the druggers?
or are you actually saying that it smells like a skunk?
cheese, celery, mildew, coffee, crayons, ammonia-
WHY WOULD YOUR ARMPITS SMELL LIKE CAT PEE?!
WHY WOULD THEY SMELL LIKE TACOS?
COFFEE, CRAYONS, MILDEW
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR ARMPITS?!
MOTHER OF GOD, MAN
questions!
'how long should I-' how long should I play this game
that it's an X so no more, we're done!
*chuckles*
'how long should I-'
ohh-
what's something people-
leave like a face mask on, how long should I-
bleach my teeth or something
fuck!
whiten teeth
something people are afraid of leaving on for too long, how long should I-
go without food
*chuckles* it always comes back to food with me
*laughs*
how long should I nap, boil corn
how long should I breastfeed
that's a- that's a decent actual question 'cause that's something that you
you should know- how long should I- SLEEP!
SEE! ME AS A PERSON WHO DOESN'T EVER SLEEP AND SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!
ah- of course I wasn't going to get that one, I don't fucking know
how long should I sleep? NEVER!
Sleep is a waste of my time!
how else would I get stuff done?
HOW ELSE WOULD I PLAY FOURTEEN HOURS OF OVERWATCH IF I'M GONNA BE FUCKING SLEEPING ALL THE TIME?!
boil corn on the cob, boil eggs- that's a good one, I should've got that
bake chicken
work out
tan
I-I w-was putting down
I WAS ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT
I was thinking of- when I was saying
stuff on the physical- face masks or something that I was gonna say
how long should I leave a tan on for
I didn't know how to
I didn't know how to word it, I should've just put in 'tan'
fuck my life! 'I failed at' Google Feud
actually, I'm putting that in. I know it's not going to be there but
I failed at life
of course that's in there
I failed at exams
college, school
I failed at lularoe
*laughs*
what is lularoe? lularoe
I failed at my job, I failed at sneaking out potato
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME?!
THIS IS SO WEIRD!
WHY ARE YOU GUYS SEARCHING THIS?
I failed at sneaking out potato, I failed at being a mother
jeez, man
fucking hell, I failed at sneaking out. So if I put in 'sneaking out' would it have come up sneaking out potato as well?
I failed at everything
yeah, that's- that's apt
okay, let's do a couple more!
uh- culture!
'famous celebrity'
Do I just put in famous celebrities?
wait, I'm gonna put in Donald Trump
no?
famous celebrity- Michael-
Jackson- wait does he spell it
a-e-l or
e-a-l?
Michael- okay, thanks Google
um-
fuck, okay.
um-
right
famous celebrity
ble- Brad Pitt
Ohh, I wasn't trying to guess the famous celebrity, I was trying to guess the phrase that comes after it
SILLY BITCH, JACK!
famous celebrity couples, siblings, photographers, murder- ooh, murders
Jeez, I thought I was bad for saying murders in all the last one
okie smokers!
ah, questions!
Can you smoke- I GOT THIS BEFORE AND NOW I CAN'T FUCKING REMEMBER
'can you smoke-'
can- can you smoke
I-I put in weed before and it wasn't there
then I put in paper and it wasn't there
WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER THE ONES I PUT IN THAT WEREN'T THERE BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER THE ONES THAT WERE THERE?
COME ON, BRAIN!
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
asshole
okay- s- stop it!
Don't get a headache just 'cause I said that
'can you smoke'
da ganja
*laughs*
can you smoke-
out a badger
*laughs*
can you smoke molly, coke, xanax, mushrooms, kratom,
weed while pregnant
ohh suck on my ass!
'I think my mom is-' pregnant
there we go, I think my mom is-
my dad
*laughs*
I think my mom is lying to me
I think my mom is-
not my real mom!
DUN DUN DUUUUN!
w-w-what could you think your mom is? I think my mom is
I put in lying to me didn't I?
I think my mom is pregnant-
uh- stupid *chuckles* mean
no? I think my mom is crazy, cheating
oh, that's a sad case!
ohhh
I wouldn't ever like to be a part of something like that where a-
like your parents are cheating on your other parent
aw no
I think my mom is dying, suicidal, gay
I THINK MY MOM IS GOOGLE FEUD
ARE YOU MY MOM, GOOGLE FEUD? No you're just a piece of shit
Okay! Well, I'm gonna leave this episode of Google Feud here-
I got like, four, out of that entire thing
but that's fun, I like
I like making up weird ones and just seeing if they're actually there
A lot of them aren't because, why would they be?
But I also like to see what other people are searching for and I can't believe that I forgot half of them
so many of them are drug related as well
you put in something and then all the answers are all drugs
xanax, kratom
weed
I don't know- anyway!
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS EPISODE, IF YOU LIKED IT
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE
LIKE A BOSS! AND
high fives all round *wha-psh!* *wha-psh!*
BUT THANK YOU GUYS AND I'LL SEE ALL YOU DUDES
IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
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