- How much sleep did you get last night?
- I slept at like 12?
Woke up at 5, that's five.
(fast-forwarded speech)
12?
- 5 hours gained, 5.
You got 5 hours of sleep.
- Laundry machine is a $1.50 in quarters
that's 75, that's a dollar.
Wait, (mumbles).
You know what, I'll just take 'em all.
- Hey, my birthday's in three weeks, so you gonna come?
- I can't mentally process information
that far in advance.
- Hey mom, happy 54th birthday!
You're 61?
You're not 61.
- 2-4-5-5.
Odd numbers are which side?
- Hilary, can you remember these numbers real quick?
Yeah go ahead, I think I'm ready.
- No, no, no (mumbling) - 9-0-9, 5-5-5, 1-2-1-2
Cool, alright thanks, I'll give him a call.
- 9-9-2, 2, (stammers)
- Damnit Hilary.
- 23, 24, 27,
29, 30, 99...
- Everyone write down the drinks you had
plus the tax, divide by four,
then add 15% after, you go it?
- What?
Could you just like take my credit card?
(classical music)
- 1.5 ounces, what?
What is an ounce?
- [Siri] One ounce is one ounce
but I don't think you needed me for that.
- No, I need to know what, how many,
what is 1.5 ounces?
- I'm gonna just blame this on you being tired, okay?
- No, I'm just bad at Math.
- Oh.