fun fact you can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out
just kidding so apparently if you tell her to buy you something random from the internet she'll do
it so we're gonna try it alexa buy me something random from the internet searching new order
placed for tesla model x 145 thousand dollars was withdrawing from your account to undo contacts
new challenge girls are you wearing panties yes challenges you have to take off your panties
without removing your shorts on both sides like all the you know what are you laughing at i i
do know what it is easy this is literally all you do you're gonna hike up why are your legs
i'm sorry baby i will not read harry potter fan fiction again ever the doctor said it
was contagious so we both have it well if he does it again we're gonna have to give him away
i know he's our only son but he has to learn no they'll never know shh mom dad we're gonna play
a game okay come closer yeah okay you have to catch the marshmallow in your mouth you ready
okay mommy your turn get it oh ow are you okay okay here we go okay oh
now where the black ones we must be limited edition or second
attention shoppers one of our customers would like to relay a message drop me all the right taylor
she talking about somebody else that i mean you better not still be in that toy section
yeah i'm gonna tell everybody you ten and you still wet the bed hid
under the bed and did this oh my god oh my god
whose house is this oh uh yeah sorry my bad why are you trying to drop me
off there what no no i just i messed up i i uh what girl do you drop off at that house
twine maybe nobody would like who lives there no head back who lives there nobody reverse
relax relax no one lives there then go back to that house
go back to that and then talk to random strangers you were trying
to drop me off there for a reason swan okay i got your chick-fil-a your nuggets
and i also got you the receipt okay you owe me six dollars for the meal
six dollars for what babe we live together and work together
for what we don't know it's an equal marriage no that's not easy we both have to contribute
okay you want to contribute so okay so every day i have to charge you a hundred bucks for cleaning
the house for what and being your personal chef you eat three times a day and you never like to
eat the same thing so that's another 100 bucks so a week and adding on stuff that i have to do
at la noche so it holds yeah you want you want it to be fair all right guys so what
do you want to snack on how about some cereal yeah oh how about some tricks coming right up
all right eat up hmm so good what the hell is this rabbit doing in my cereal you silly rabbit tricks
are for kids get the hell out of here oh look at this cute little bunny i'm keeping it guys i've
had this car for a few years now and i just made a crazy discovery your car might have it too so keep
watching um so i just figured this out there's like a little button it's right here actually
it tells you which way you're going when you're turning somewhere and some of you should learn
how to use that it is unacceptable you don't do that at somebody's house uh is everything okay no
my baby just pooped in the pool that's disgusting how old is he 1200 weeks he should know better you
know i have my business going my husband is always working is there anything i can do yeah you can
mind your own business karana i'll give you the scooter five seconds to grab whatever you want
you get this question right yeah i love you man you're like a big brother what's what's 80 divided
by two thank you you are my brother 80 divided by two 40. correct grab whatever you want five four
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hi
i honey your new place how much you see huh
you could have moved home with me no no you have a balcony
she's going to walk look he's not sturdy for a baby
i made that bed by myself why would you do that i haven't had for you at all
he can't stop laughing
oh you want to be independent okay okay so sorry why did you still call me at night when you're sad
hey run upstairs to go get my purse on the side of my bed by my nightstand okay
that person's not in here let me go tell her hey mom your purse is not by your nightstand
i know for a fact it's in there that's the only place i put my purse look again
ma i'm telling you your purse is not there it's not on the side of your bed
i already checked let me tell you something if i go up there and check and my purse is there
me and you gonna have a problem and i'm taking away that game too
hormone oh thank you
it was on the side of my bed like i told you wanted no it was in your bathroom oh
boy same thing okay mom i'm filming a video so hold on put your feet away real yeah okay
okay so this is a strength trick i saw on tech talk it's gonna
test your balance and strength hold on it's with this bowl of water i saw it on tickstock it's a
really cool tray okay and most people actually can't you know you're already recording right
what it's already recording yeah okay so hold this and then you're holding it with
both hands you got it right yeah and then the trick is to look up while you're holding it
oh
hey what's up my guy
yeah i was actually just about to ask you what you were doing this weekend can we 100 heck
yeah that sounds dude that actually sounds so much fun i will totally be there for that
no alyssa elisa is not coming she'll just stay at the house probably
i can totally 100 i can stay until sunday alyssa's not gonna mind that it'll be fine we'll make it a
whole weekend thing yeah i've literally dude i've never done anything like this it sounds super fun
okay okay i'll see you then okay bye we have plans on sunday there's no one on the phone
hi welcome in how are you guys doing today not too good we have to put our dog down today and
me and jim you know been at the vet all week so it's been hard oh well hopefully it gets better
for you guys i'm sorry to hear that thank you but at the moment you know we're not doing so great
right oh what can i get for you guys oh um a non-fat caramel macchiato with old milk sorry
about that we got a little bit personal sorry hey are we down yet we just got in the car billy oh
when are we going get there well it's a it's a 22-hour drive to texas billy oh i need to pee you
you just peed before we got in the car yeah but i need to actually pee again bob just let him pee
where we're on the highway billy we have a mcdonald's cup for you can you pee in that
well i can try i'm not very good aim though martha he peed on the back of my head last time he's not
peeing in the car well he's either peeing in the car into that mcdonald's cup or i'm peeing on you
what
hey so i bought you something what did you buy me i bought you a rat
that's not a rat that's a chinchilla he's so cute
so he's mine no no we're gonna put in the barbecue barbecue william williams