hello my name is
not american i am new in town nice to
meet you
hello nice to meet you
hey what's your name my name is your own
business
stand clear of the closing doors please
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oh okay okay i get them
please relax i got him get full
hey man what are you doing okay relax
okay okay
okay okay relax okay
okay wait okay no problem sorry
all right well this morning we have a
very special guest here in the studio
this is borah hot
saga div he is traveling across america
to get the taste of life
here in the united states and he spent
the last few days here in our area good
morning hello my name is
hello thank you
um i'm very excited hello
hello to you as well now yes real
quickly why are you here in the united
states uh because i want um to learn
from how a thing happened
and to take this lesson back to my
country all right
would you like to have a seat yes please
sit please sit please sit
now one of the things that you've
enjoyed so much about can i have a
microphone so people can't
help it they can hear you right now you
are mic'd up this little thing right
here that's the microphone why thank you
hello
hello well welcome to the united states
thank you very much coming on we
appreciate it
uh these are your shops right this is my
antique shop
why do you have so many things with a
flag
we're honoring our heritage yeah well
what uh
ianna here what is this these are a
number of collectibles
and do you think um you know when they
i'm sorry
we need help baby no it's okay
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are you sorry
sorry i will uh prepare all of this
but don't worry my friend he can make a
clue
in usna many women's meet in groups
called the feminists
i find them more chunky
so what that means is feminism
it's the theory that women should be
equal
to men in matters
economic social you are laughing
that is the problem do you think a woman
should be educated
definitely but is it not a problem that
the woman have a
smaller brain than a man that is wrong
but the government scientists dr yamak
have proved his size of squirrel
you're a government scientist uh yes a
doctor yeah i'm wrong he's wrong
give me a smile baby why angry face well
uh what you're saying is very demeaning
do you know the word demeaning no
listen pussycat smile a bit all right
yeah that's
it okay i'm done we're finished we have
to leave my name is mike i'm gonna be
your driving instructor welcome to our
country okay man i'm about
okay okay good good well i'm not used to
that but that's fine
now you do know how to drive a little
bit yes
yes put it in d what drive
now wait a second wait a second have you
driven a car before
yes so many times all right let's go
this way wait a minute i don't want you
hitting anybody watch the children okay
no problem
you must not hit the children
look there is a woman in a car can we
follow her
and maybe make a sexy time no no no no
no
no no no why not because a woman has a
right
to choose who she has sex with what how
about that
there must be consent you're the car
okay you want everything you can't drink
that while you're driving it's good
it's against the law what
i need somebody to pray with me to help
right now
me please ladies and gentlemen the
gentleman here is standing right here
next to me his name is bullock
would you greet him with a great big
jesus name for just a couple of minutes
jesus
thank you do what jesus like me
absolutely jesus loves you do a jesus
love
my neighbor new subtitle yes he loves
everybody
nobody loved my neighbor nusutan to
react bye
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we support your war of terror
to show our friendship i now will sing
our kazakh national anthem to the tune
of your national anthem listen
kazakhstan the greatest
country in the world
all other countries
are run by little girls
kazakhstan is number one
exporter of potassium
other central asian countries
have inferior potassium
kazakhstan is
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man what's your name um
we're on air right now doing the weather
what's your name we're on the air doing
the weather right now
i'm uh go over here with adrian go hear
that hater he she's calling you to go
over here
yes sir
okay
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where is everybody they're wanting
everybody to quarantine i do not have
nowhere else to go could i stay in your
home
why are you a mosque because of the
virus there's fake news
okay
i'm sorry my daughter escaped from the
crate and
followed me teenagers yeah
women aren't funny your wife must have a
sense of humor
she's seen you naked oh
drop my cucumber do i call you or do i
just commit a crime
probably committing a crime would get me
to you quicker this is me and my most
inviting
thank you and good night