give a lovely Singapore and welcome to
the very very funny Nigel my
videographer a guy Nick right here give
it up for him right hand party right
here who's the one getting married again
all right some graduations nice where
how did you meet the guy I work at work
okay you still work in the same place no
that's why you got caught like [ __ ]
in the break room or something is that
what happened what's your name first of
all
Sharon nice to meet you Sharon and what
do you do marketing okay what do you
market anything Wow such low standards
sure I want to meet this guy enough you
guys approve of Sharon's boy yeah are
you just saying that because you know ya
gonna make it awkward when when when
you're getting married two weeks Wow
congratulations
great suit class Sharon congratulations
man getting married in Singapore
yes nice that must be expensive I've
seen how much your cars are here I'm
like [ __ ] hell Jesus I'll stay
Malaysia all right so what's your
fiance's name Sharon Joshua was Joshua
doing tonight he's asleep early bedtime
ah
how old is Joshua like 60
it is one of those like old white guy
young Asian girls and arrogance sorry
well how old is he
28 that's my age I need sleep okay
healthy lifestyle that's a depressing
lifestyle Saturday night for a 28 year
old and these lying to you Sharon please
out somewhere right Leonie like anyone
here from outside Asia image here yeah
where you guys from UK nice welcome if
you travel across Asia bid where'd you
go
Bangkok UK guys been to Bangkok what's
your name mark Bangkok you liked it what
happen ago saw a pink bump on your face
did you have food poisoning in Bangkok
mark humidity that's a widest word you
ever hear a Singaporean company about
humidity oh I cannot behind the heat you
know it's not the heat the humidity
actually okay
oh yeah if you media don't nobody gives
us that word do you know what your
humidity percentage is in Singapore
exactly see mark knows 95% mate okay my
friend's wedding in Malaysia
holy [ __ ] like Asians we don't we don't
really take photos at a wedding that is
a military operation we don't capture
the moment right we create the moment
everybody's sad my good sides here and
stand there you know cut the cake don't
touch the cake but cut the cake return
you're cutting the cake we're gonna go
do that - in two weeks right stop we've
searched three times already not let's
not bring all the joy to her I'm the
star here okay thank you
I deserve that yes
[Applause]
all right let's talk to someone else
front row hello
yes we're leave sharing alone IBM for me
fun of her enough she's scarred for life
now what's your name dude me sorry me
nice to meet you me this your girlfriend
wife date [ __ ] buddy dating okay how'd
you guys meet just friends to friends
can she speak for herself thing or the
singapore that oppresses this dear
friends nice that's code word for tinder
right and what's your name
Amy Ming and Amy nice to meet you guys
how have you guys been going out two
months is that correct Amy
you notice how Ming was looking at her
for confirmation every time two months
yeah two months too much
what do you like about Amy really honest
person is she are you honest Amy so what
do you think of me he's very kind
[Applause]
I hope you honest all right cool second
row you have your arms folded ol entire
show holy [ __ ] why do you even come
what's your name man yeah
mark mark hey you guys know each other
are you from mark Singapore but one area
of Singapore Serangoon is it a nice
place yeah oh yeah Poshmark in a
relationship mark no okay
you looking yeah he has money yeah he
lives in serangoon the father
how many seas you got car boo okay let's
get one more chance condo was another C
credit card house anybody can apply for
a credit card right that doesn't cut it
wasn't I see cash all right last one
I was askin though he said no career
okay three three what's the career
that's the career like a hawk cursed all
uncool that's not unless you have a
Michelin star
okay what's the career here
[Applause]
and that's why you are so [ __ ] full
of it alright I report this [ __ ]
you'll take your photos [ __ ] mark don't
betray me like that Singapore is a great
place I really enjoy my time here
DOM is the best you have all the human
rights share this marriage is gonna work
out totally this is totally not a tinder
date this is normal oh god go get my
Naga my hotel room door tomorrow alright
that is my time guys thank you very much
[Applause]
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