- Today, we're gonna be testing out pet friendly Uber
to see if they'll allow us to take our reptiles
on an Uber drive.
- There's no way this is going to work.
- They wouldn't say pet friendly
if they didn't allow pets in.
- Mind if I bring my snake on the trip?
- I don't care.
- You don't care?
All right, awesome.
This is the Sunrise, by the way.
- That's a fitting name.
- So let me ask you,
is this the strangest thing
you ever had in your car? - Yes.
- What's the second strangest thing you've had?
- People.
- People. (Susan laughs)
The snake is probably better than most people, right?
- Absolutely.
- Well, she hasn't pooped today yet, so.
(Susan laughs)
It could be a problem.
- So you're here, so you'll clean it up.
(Brian and Susan laugh)
- That is true.
You like reptiles? - Not particularly. No.
- Not particularly?
Well, we're the Reptarium.
We're a reptile zoo.
Does anyone bring their reptiles in their car with you?
- No.
- No. This is the first time, huh?
- Yep. - That's weird.
Thank you for being awesome, Susan.
I appreciate it.
- Okay, now get out of my car.
- Okay, I'll get out.
(mellow, upbeat music)
That went too easy.
I think we have to step it up a little bit.
What do you think Mike? - Let's do it.
She's slapped me just with the tip of her tail
right on my but cheek.
- I just have to go in the store really quick.
Do you mind if I bring my pet alligator?
- No dude, bring your alligator with you!
- We can bring the alligator?
All right, let's get in!
- Hi there, sweetie.
Does she bite?
(Mike and Carlos laugh)
- [Brian] Have you ever had an alligator in your Uber yet?
- Oh, never.
- [Brian] Never?
- This is one for the books, guys.
- [Brian] I think Salt likes it.
- Carlos, feel like playing a game and winning some money?
- Oh, absolutely!
- [Brian] All right, I'm gonna ask you a few questions,
and if you get the first question right,
I'm gonna give you $20, all right?
- I like this guy.
- [Brian] Salt is an albino alligator.
Approximately how many albino alligators are in the world?
Is it A. 20, B. 50, or C. 100?
- In the world? - [Brian] In the world.
- I gotta go 50.
- [Brian] 50? (buzzer buzzes)
Ah. It's actually 100.
- No kidding!
- [Brian] But that's all right. It's about 100.
Got more, all right?
Number two, how long have crocodiles been on this planet?
A is 1 million.
B is 50 million.
C is 100 million years.
- Oh, we gotta go 100 million.
- [Brian] You got $20!
You won 20 bucks!
All right. Now, listen.
And this is a double or nothing.
- All right.
- [Brian] You get $40 or you get nothing.
You could take the 20 now.
- No, let's do it.
And I don't even gamble, but let's do it.
- All right, good. Salt is an albino alligator.
Which color is she missing?
A. black pigment.
B. purple pigment.
C. yellow pigment.
- He missing the black.
- Exactly, you win 40 bucks!
(upbeat music)
Yay!
Way to go, Carlos!
All right, you can take us back now.
Do you know the difference between an alligator
and a crocodile?
- They're two different species.
Crocodile's got a wider head.
- Alligators say, I'll see you--
Wait, what is it?
Crocodiles say, I'll see you in a while.
Alligators say, I'll see you later.
- I don't get that one.
- My arm hurts.
- [Brian] Your arm hurts? - Yeah.
- [Brian] Is Salty being good, at least?
- Yeah. Yeah, she's doing great.
- [Brian] Don't be Carlos bit when you get outta the car.
- I won't. I won't. I promise.
- Did you feed her?
- [Brian] She's due to eat.
Here's your $40!
- Thanks, dude.
- [Brian] Thank you. You be good, all right?
- All right. - Take care. Bye!
(upbeat music)
Okay, the next ride, you guys have to take a tarantula,
and see if the Uber driver will let you.
Now, if you get through the ride,
and they actually will hold the tarantula,
I'm gonna give 'em $20.
- And if they don't, we get to keep the money?
- Nope, you have to give it back.
- [Jay Voiceover] Kiss it, kiss it, kiss it, Noah.
(upbeat music)
- Where'd you make it to, CVS?
Can you make it to a (censored) drive through?
Hi, Dwayne!
Is it okay if we take our tarantula?
Okay, this should be interesting.
- All right, which way is CVS?
- It's that way.
- [GPS] Make a right turn on Stead Street.
- [Noah] So you said you never
interacted with any tarantulas before?
- Can I not be on the YouTube though?
- Oh, you don't wanna be on the YouTube?
- [GPS] Make a right turn on Stead Street.
- Well, that was a fail.
- So do we get to keep that $20, or--
- Yeah, I think we get, keep the 20.
Do we get to keep the money?
- Nope, you have to give it back.
- [Noah] Do you speak tarantilian?
- You wanna hear me? - [Noah] Yeah.
(voices whispering)
Was that it? - Yeah.
(voices whispering)
- Oh my goodness.
- Did you hear that?
(voices whispering)
- So we failed on the Uber, but we still have $20.
- What'd you say?
- I said I can't keep the $20!
So we gotta find somebody to hold this tarantula
because I don't wanna give my dad this money back.
- Okay. - Hey, lady!
We have a chance for you to win $20!
- 20 real dollars.
- As opposed to the fake?
- Yes. - Exactly.
All you have to do is hold what's in my hand.
- No!
- All you have to do is hold her!
- [Jay And Noah] It's $20!
- I'm sorry.
Anything else? I'll hold a snake.
I'll hold anything else but that.
- Come visit the Reptarium.
- [Jay] That's his daddy. - I watch the YouTube channel
all the time.
- [Jay] Are you subscribed? - Yes.
- [Jay And Noah] Oh!
- [Noah] $20 to hold a tarantula?
- No. - $20!
Man, people don't know the price of,
the value of money these days.
- [Jay] What about this guy right here?
- We have a chance for you to win $20.
Damn.
- [Jay And Noah] You want a chance to win $20?
- No. Hell, no.
- All you have to do is put it in your hand like this
for one second.
- Oh, yeah.
- And we'll give you $20, we swear.
Come on. - No?
He's gonna do it! He's gonna do it!
- Ready?
Don't drop her, okay? - Yeah.
That's nasty.
- Yeah!
There you go.
$20 is yours. - No, you guys keep it.
- No, no, no. It's really yours.
- [Noah] It's yours. - Oh, yeah?
- [Camera Operator] We need to get rid of it.
- Okay. Okay.
- [Jay] There you go. - It's dirty money laundered.
- We did it!
- Mike, will you put this up.
- Nope. - Mike, just put it up.
Mike, you can do it.
I gotta go to the bathroom. - You can do it.
I gotta go.
- You can go. - I gotta go to the bathroom.
- The bathroom's that way!
- No, I gotta go to the other bathroom.
- Dude, I wouldn't use that other bathroom if I were you.
I just used it.
I'm just saying.
- What do I do?
What do I do?
- [Noah] We gotta go to Europe.
- She literally just grabbed him.
He's here! He's here!
Do you mind if we bring our pet armadillo?
- No. - [Connie] No?
- Okay, that's great!
Do I sit in the--
- [Driver] Sit right there?
- [Mike] Is this the weirdest thing
you've ever had in your car?
- He's better looking than some of the customers I've taken
after the bar.
- [Mike] That's what we like to hear, you know?
- He's a six banded armadillo.
His name is Brillo. - [Driver] Brillo?
- Isn't he cute? - He is cute, actually.
Kinda smells a little, but--
- It might be Mike. (driver laughs)
I'll go with Mike.
- [Driver] Armadillo smell there, and then--
- He doesn't know how to react to this.
Has Brillo ever been in a car before?
- [Mike] Yeah, he goes to (indistinct) sometimes.
- Oh yeah, right.
I'm trying to figure out like, if I lay him on his back,
will that be better?
Guys, I'm being (bleep) by an armadillo.
Wait, don't put that.
- [Mike] Have you ever had an armadillo or anything?
- That's, dogs and cats probably is the extent of it,
I think.
What's nice about this job
is you never know what you're gonna get.
This is a first for me.
Who would've ever thought, right?
- [Mike] I would say it's your last,
but if you ever pick up from us again,
you never know what you're gonna get.
- I most admit, my wife does Uber as well,
and she picked up you guys this morning with a snake.
- [Camera Operator] No way! No way! For real?
- [Mike] What are the odds of that?
- I have this under control.
- Everything's perfectly fine back here.
(upbeat music)
- I didn't even notice.
- He has dogs and stuff in here.
It'll be fine.
Picture time!
All right, there you go.
- I think next, we're gonna bring something
a little less menacing like Steve, the leopard tortoise.
- We'll be back in a minute.
- [Brian] Of all the animals we're taking out today,
the tortoise should be the easiest, right?
- [Mike] Hopefully.
- I hope they don't hate tortoises.
Do you mind if we bring our tortoise?
- Say that one more time.
- [Brian] We gotta go to the store.
Do you mind if we bring our tortoise?
- Yeah, as long as you hold it.
- [Brian] We'll hold the tortoise, I promise.
We'll hold it. We'll hold it.
- Okay, could I take a picture of that?
- [Brian] Yeah, you could take a picture. Of course!
- Ooh, that's a big one.
Right here is a cake.
- [Brian] Oh yeah, yeah.
Ooh, the tortoise is gonna eat the cake, Mike.
- It's a slice.
You want a piece?
I'll give you piece if you want it.
- [Brian] Do you wanna try to win some money?
- Sure.
- [Brian] All right, I'm gonna give you $20
if you get this question right.
Steve is a tortoise.
What is the shell made of?
A. Calcium, B. Keratin, or C. Bone.
- Ima say C. Bone.
- [Brian] Ah, unfortunately it was B. Keratin,
like our fingernails.
But that's okay.
There's more, all right. - Okay.
- [Brian] How long would this tortoise potentially live?
A. 30 years, B. 50 years, C. 100 years.
- 100?
- [Brian] 100? Did you say 100?
You're right! You won $20!
You wanna double your money? - Oh, my.
- [Brian] You could double your money on this one,
all right? - Okay.
- [Brian] How long have tortoises been on this planet?
1 million years is A.
B is 50 million years, or C is 100 million years.
- I'm gonna say B.
- [Brian] B?
I'm sorry, it was actually C. 100 million years.
But listen-- - 100 million years?
- [Brian] Yep, but you still won 20 bucks.
- Right, I'm happy for that.
- [Brian] Uh-oh. - [Sharon] He's moving?
- [Brian] No, he's pooping on him.
He pooped, but that's okay.
We'll get it.
- [Sharon] You need a napkin or something?
- Can we just open the door for a second?
- [Brian] Try to open the door for a second.
- Yep. - [Brian] Steve!
Steve, what happened?
(Brian laughs)
What happened to your pants, man?
- I got pooped on!
- [Sharon] Do you want some napkins?
- [Brian] You got a napkin?
- [Sharon] Keep that. - Oh, thank you so much.
Best Uber ever.
- [Sharon] That's a big turtle.
- Steve. - [Brian] Did you get Steve?
- He under the car!
Oh, man.
- Oh my goodness!
- [Sharon] Oh, my-- (Brian laughs)
- [Brian] What is going on?
Steve is all over place. (Brian laughs)
- [Mike] We're giving you a detail to your car too.
- [Brian] Oh my gosh, I am so sorry.
It didn't get on your seats or anything like that.
Just on the outside of the car.
- [Mike] Steve.
- [Brian] Steve's getting underneath the car!
Go get him!
Okay.
Listen, put the diaper on Steve.
- [Sharon] Come on, for real.
- [Brian] Yeah, I see it. I see it.
(Brian laughs)
- [Mike] Sorry, CVS parking lot!
- [Brian] I'm sorry.
Is that part off?
(Mike yells) (Brian laughs)
Yeah, get that.
Okay, we're diapering him up.
- Steve is stinking.
(everybody laughs)
- Yeah, we're getting out.
- Holy Steve.
- Oh, think he's still going. - Oh, my.
- Oh, my. - He's still going.
Today just got a lot more interesting.
I have to go to Walmart and buy pair of shorts.
- [Brian] Steve, you were so bad, Steve.
- [Camera Jay] That is the best.
(Mike and Brian laugh)
- Here's your $20.
- Thank you!
- Thank you for the ride!
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Come here.
You want that slice of cake?
- Sure you don't want your towel back?
(Brian laughs)
- Connie? I got you a hankiechip.
- For my boogers?
- Yeah. - Oh.
- [Mike] Here you go. - It looks like you've already
used it. - No, here it's yours.
Here you go. Thanks - Was this for your butt
or what?
Why is it brown?
- Got some new shorts.
- Wait, are these ones you go swimming in all the time?
- No, no, no. These are clean.
- Oh, sweet. Thank you.
- Well, it's Jay and Noah's turn.
- Jay, I need some help.
- Oh my God, Terrance!
- Help. - [Jay] I got him.
- You think he's gonna poop?
- No.
Terrance needs to rest on your, yeah.
- Sharon!
- Can we take-- - Can we get in the--
- No, because the last time y'all got in,
the turtle pooped in my car!
- [Jay And Noah] Dang it!
- Dad!
She won't take us.
Steve pooped in her car last time.
- Bye. - Bye!
- Can you roll down the window?
- It's okay if we--
- [Noah] Come in with the lizard?
- I don't care!
- She says she doesn't-- - She doesn't care.
Let's go.
So wait, is dad coming, or?
- [Camera Jay] No, it's just us.
- Jay and Terence. (western music)
- [Noah] Do you like reptiles?
- I don't have any, never had any.
- [Jay] Do you want to have reptiles?
- No.
- [Noah] Do you wanna pet Terrance?
- I do, but I'm scared.
Do it feel like a dog tongue?
- [Noah] It's dryer.
- It's dryer?
- Yeah, it's not wet. - He might lick my skin off.
- [Jay And Noah] No. (Stacy laughs)
- [Noah] Do you like cats?
- No. - Well, good, 'cause
we have lizard.
(soft music)
What's the weirdest pet before today?
- I had a cat that talked.
- [Noah] Are you sure it wasn't just like,
a hairy little person.
- No, it was a cat.
I told her to let it out.
She was like, "Yes."
And he was like, "No!"
- You gonna pet him? - [Stacy] Mmm-Hmm.
- [Jay] Ooh! You got it.
Hey! Good job!
- Hey! Your nails longer than mine.
You wanna see my nails?
You don't like my nails?
Is the color scaring you?
- [Camera Jay] No, he likes it.
- [Noah] Since you've been so good to us--
- And we appreciate you--
- [Noah] There's a little trivia game.
- Chance for you to double your tip.
- Mmm-Mmm.
Oh, we in Cash Cab!
- So you just have to answer one very simple question.
What is the largest lizard in the world?
A. An Argentine tegu.
- I never heard it. - B.
Is a Komodo dragon.
C is an American alligator.
- I'm gonna say the dragon.
- [Everyone] Yay!
- [Noah] You doubled tip!
- You doubled your tip.
- This is the best Uber ride I've ever had.
And I got to be kissed by
- [Jay] Terrance. - Terrance!
I'm learning a lot from this ride.
- Who has the tip?
Us?
- Bye, Terrance.
- Have a nice day!
The tip was only $1, so you're only getting two bucks.
- I don't care.
- No, I'm jo-- - I don't care what it was.
- [Noah] I'm just joking.
See you around!
- [Jay] Bye!
(upbeat music)
(Jay and Noah laugh)
- [Brian] How'd it go guys?
(Noah mumbles with mouth full)
- Double in splits?
- Double the tip.
- Tip.
Double. - Chips?
- Tip! Tip. - Chip?
Like, chip chip? - Chip!
- Dip?
- I'm on my chips with a dip!
- Dip? - Tip?
- Tip. - The tip of it?
Oh, double her tip.
No problem.
Custom amount.
10 bucks.
Whoop, nope. Not that much.
Boom. Way to go Stacy.
This is it, the biggest challenge of the day.
You guys ready for it?
- Yeah! - No.
- We've gotta make sure that you can get Gemma in an Uber.
- Who?
- Gemma. - That's crazy.
- I think they could do it.
- Mike.
- Mike, will you come pull her out for a second?
- [Mike] I already did mine!
This is your guys'-- - I got heavy flow today.
- Can help me get her on my shoulders?
- There's no way you guys are getting in this.
- It's a Buick Enclave.
We're fine, Mike.
- We got this.
- I don't like being spooned by Jay!
- I'm literally barely even touching you!
Can you help her. - [Noah] Oh my God!
- [Jay] Help me get her on my shoulders.
- [Noah] Mike, Mike!
- Mike, on my shoulder.
- Get your head in there.
I'm butt to butt!
- I just heard him say that.
We're butt to butt.
- I don't think this is gonna work, daddy.
- [Mike] You got that part?
- Noah, come on! I can't do it all by myself.
Noah, my neck hurts so bad.
- Be safe!
- Shut up, Mike.
(mischievous music)
Hey, how are you doing?
We're just wondering if we could get a--
- That side over there. - [Noah] A ride.
Okay.
- [Jay] This side, thanks.
- How are we gonna get into here?
Oh, no.
Dad.
Why did you do this to me, daddy?
- You gotta get in first maybe.
Sit down. - Okay.
- Oh, you got, oh no, absolutely not.
You can't do it.
- Please!
Please. Please. - [Driver] No, I can't.
- [Noah] No? - No, absolutely not.
- Okay.
You double sure? - [Jay] You're sure?
- Yes, I'm strictly sure.
- Okay.
All right, appreciate the ride.
I think that guy liked us.
- That went good.
- That's how you do it, Gemma.
- What happened guys?
That was so quick.
- Yeah, he doesn't really like snakes much, huh, bud?
- Yeah, he didn't.
- Jay, you don't wanna get choked out.
- What happened guys? How'd it go?
- Good. Good. - Good.
- We got kicked out.
- You got kicked out? He didn't take you?
- He wouldn't even let us in the car really.
- Oh my God. Well, I guess we get kicked out at least once.
Speaking about--
- [Brian Voiceover] Hope you guys enjoyed today's video.
If you did,
there's a playlist that you can watch all kinds of videos.
You can also hit that subscription button.
It would mean a lot to me.
Also, hit that like button while you're down there.
Have a wonderful day, Reptile Army.
- And she subscribed!