WE'RE HERE WITH OUR FRIEND, JOHN KRASINSKI.
JOHN, I WAS SAYING BEFORE, I'M SEWER EXCITED ABOUT YOUR NEW
SHOW "JACK RYAN."
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: I THINK WE HAVE A CLIP.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS ONE?
IS IT AN INTERROGATION.
>> IT'S A REAL DEAL.
YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT.
>> Stephen: JIM, ROLL THE ACTION.
>> Stephen: WOW.
( APPLAUSE ) THERE YOU HAVE IT.
I GUESS YOU REALLY ARE "JACK RYAN" NOW.
>> WHAT WAS THE-- WHAT'S THIS?
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT GUY.
YOU'RE SWEET.
YOU'RE ADORABLE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> THANK YOU?
I DON'T KNOW.
>> Stephen: SEE, JUST LIKE THAT.
RIGHT THERE?
YOU'RE CHARMING.
YOU'RE FUNNY.
YOU'RE A COMEDY GUY.
AND COMEDY GUYS LIKE YOU AND ME AREN'T MEANT TO DO ACTION.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> Stephen: LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.
DON'T THINK I DON'T.
I TRIED TO MAKE THE LEAP FROM COMEDY TO ACTION, BACK IN THE
DAY.
BACK IN 1998, I WAS THE RUNNER UP FOR THE
TITULAR ROLE IN THE VAMPIRE ACTION MOVIE "BLADE."
>> THE WESLEY SNIPES MOVIE?
>> Stephen: YOU DO NOT UTTER HIS NAME IN THIS HOUSE!
( LAUGHTER ) THE POINT IS, THE POINT IS,
COMEDY-- COMEDY IS WHAT YOU DO.
YOU DO IT GREAT.
>> IN THE FIRST SEGMENT, YOU SAID YOU LOVED "A QUIET PLACE."
>> Stephen: I DID.
I SAW IT TWICE.
I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF.
HILARIOUS.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU.
OKAY, "13 HOURS," YOU LOVED THAT.
>> Stephen: "13 HOURS," IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
THE PLASTIC SURGERY MOVIE.
>> WHAT!
>> Stephen: HOOK, HERE YOU ARE, HERE YOU ARE IN "13 HOURS,"
OKAY.
IF THE KARDASHIANS CAN PLUMP THEIR LIPS, YOU CAN CERTAINLY
PUT PLUMPERS IN YOUR PECS.
THAT'S HILARIOUS.
>> THOSE ARE REAL.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: ALL OF IT?
THIS IS ALL REAL?
>> ALL OF IT.
>> Stephen: PROVE IT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DO 10 PUSHUPS.
DO 10-- DO 10 PUSH-UPS RIGHT NOW.
>> OKAY, THIS IS GETTING WEIRD.
>> Stephen: IS IT?
>> CAN WE DP JUST GO BACK TO HAVING A NICE, FRIENDLY
CONVERSATION.
>> Stephen: NICE AND FRIENDLY?
YOU MEAN YOUR BREAD AND BUTTER, COMEDY MAN.
10 PUSHUPS.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> I'M-- I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS.
THIS IS EMBARRASSING FOR EVERYBODY.
>> Stephen: COME ON, COME ON, THERE YOU GO.
>> Stephen: ONE-- BUTT DOWN, BUTT DOWN, BUTT DOWN.
THERE GU.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> HAPPY?
THIS IS GREAT.
THIS IS SO AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE.
>> Stephen: JOHN, YOU JUST PROVED MY POINT.
A REAL ACTION GUY WOULDN'T DO PUSHUPS JUST BECAUSE I TOLD HIM
TO, ALL RIGHT.
( LAUGHTER ) A REAL ACTION GUY...
( APPLAUSE ) ...WOULD PUNCH ME IN THE FACE.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> I'M DEFINITELY-- I'M NOT ALLOWED TO PUNCH-- I'M NOT TO
PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, OKAY.
CLASSIC JOHN KRASINSKI.
OKAY?
YOU KNOW WHO WOULD HAVE DECKED ME RIGHT NOW?
HARRISON FORD.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>> Stephen: YEAH.
THE REAL JACK RYAN.
OH!
>> I'M VERY SORRY.
ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Stephen: EXACTLY WHAT AN AFFABLE BOY NEXT DOOR WOULD SAY.
I FELT NOTHING.
NOW, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW BLADE DOES IT.
HA!
>> ALL RIGHT, STEPHEN, LISTEN TO ME.
THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ME.
>> Stephen: OH, WHY, BECAUSE BEAUTIFUL BROAD-SHOULDERED MAN
IS AFRAID HE'S GOING TO HURT ME?
>> YES.
ALSO, FIGHT SCENES ARE HIGHLY CHOREOGRAPHED AND EDITED, AND
LET'S BE HONEST.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE BUDGET FOR THAT.
>> Stephen: NOBODY PUTS CBS IN A CORNER.
EAT GRAPE!
AND FIST.
>> OH!
ALL RIGHT, STEPHEN, ENOUGH, OKAY.
I CAME ON THE SHOW TO HAVE A NICE CHAT, MAYBE DO A COMEDY
BIT.
>> Stephen: THIS IS A COMEDY BIT, JOHN.
BY THE WAY, THAT WAS PHYSICAL COMEDY AT ITS FINEST.
>> AARRGGHH!
( SCREAMING )
>> NOW I GET IT.
DID YOU WEAR THAT TO THE "BLADE" AUDITION?
>> I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
( LAUGHTER ) >> YOUR BEARD LOOKS SO STUPID!
( BELL RINGS ) >> HEY, STEPHEN!
I LIKE YOUR BEARD.
>> >> Stephen: THANKS.
>> EIGHT, PLEASE.
JOHN, HOW ARE YOU!
>> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU WERE ALWAYS SO FUNNY ON "THE OFFICE."
AND, STEPHEN, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW NICE HE WAS.
>> Stephen: OH, YOU BET I WOULD.
>> AND, HEY, CONGRATS ON JACK RYAN.
WOW, COMEDY AND ACTION.
THAT'S SO COOL.
>> THANK YOU, ELLIE.
>> CAN YOU IMAGINE US NERDS TRYING TO DO ACTION?
PUNCH, PUNCH.
ELBOW.
KICK!
>> AARRGGH!
>> Stephen: THIS IS EIGHT!
THIS IS EIGHT.
>> IT'S FIVE.
>> Stephen: GET OUT!
GET OFF!
( BELL RINGS ) DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY,
JOHN.
>> STEPHEN, STOP IT.
ONE OF US IS GOING TO GET HURT.
>> Stephen: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TELL THE TRUTH.
US COMEDY GUYS WILL NEVER BE LIKE THEM.
WE CAN'T BE HEROES.
WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE SEXY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: DAMN YOU,
KRASINSKI.
ARE YOU SEXY!
>> GOODBYE, OLD FRIEND.
>> Stephen: WOW!
I DID NOT SEE THIS AM CATEGORY.
I WANT TO THANK MY GUEST, ACTION GUY JOHN KRASINSKI.
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT "ACTION GUY."
>> Stephen: YOU LOOKED INTO THE CAMERA.
"JACK RYAN" IS ON AMAZON NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!