when will I die a great way to start off
a video and a great question I don't
know when but the Internet is gonna tell
me right now with the when will I die
quiz I did the mental age test quiz the
other day
turns out I'm more Boomer than I thought
I was so now we're gonna find out I'm
gonna do a couple of these I'm hoping to
do one for each episode that feels like
it would drag it out too long so we're
gonna do when will I die first there's
always something we can improve on in
our lives we understand some questions
might not be easy to answer but if you
want to know the truth it is necessary
to answer truthfully it is a fact that
the average female life expectancy is 79
years old and the average male is 71
years old
getrekt males females got this in the
bag I also thought it would be higher
aren't people living to like a hundred
years old now more than they ever have
where do you see in like 20 years and
people are living til they're like a
hundred and twenty take this supposed to
find out when you will die we will
calculate your life expectancy once all
the questions are answered okay answer
truthfully I am a male when is your
birth date where am I
I am way down here I hate having to
click this it always messes my head
the second seventh I have entered it
above it's my secret my birthday is a
secret you're never allowed to know
don't check Google sometimes I sometimes
I don't like that there's so much of me
out on the internet for people to know
me say it's so weird to have so many of
you watching my videos and so many of
you know so much about me by now and I
know nothing about you and that is so
bizarre and that's how it must feel for
like a lot of people in the spotlight
imagine having all of your life and I
don't even have it that bad imagine
having all of your life scrutinized
constantly over what am I talking about
which of the following best describes
that the place you currently live in
megalopolis now you can't just make up
words small city brightens big but it's
not that big what I think city I think
like gigantic city like London Brighton
smallish how would you describe the
shape of your figure
jack'd
super stacked dummy thick I don't know
slim I'm a slim hip little [ __ ] I just
missed 4/20 damn it do you suffer from
any kind of chronic disease chronic
pharyngitis chronic rhinitis I used to
have asthma when I was kid I had an
asthma attack when I was seven the only
one I've ever had and I was on inhalers
every morning at night I would take two
puffs of a blue one and a brown one I
don't know what they did one opened up
my valves and the other one kept them
open and I do that morning and night and
then I did that for about 15 years and
then I went back to the doctor and they
were like you didn't have to do it that
much and then they were like you also
don't really have asthma anymore if I
run for a very long time I'll get a
little queasy
but I should I put that down maybe
possibly hereditary sure what type of
food do you normally eat spicy and
greasy sweet and sour salty muffler I
mean all of them we all eat all the
foods what did I have today I had a hot
dog today so what does that fall under
spicy and greasy let's go for it
I want to figure out what I'm gonna die
not figure out the secret to life we're
trying we're figuring out the secret to
the end of it which of the following
best describes your occupation my work
is mostly physical my work is mostly
mental I'm a student I'm a researcher I
mean my job is mostly mental I mean
maybe I am more physical in what I do
all over the place but mostly mental how
do you usually get school of work I work
at home Buffum do you play sports uh
really what was the last time I played a
sport I don't know do you participate in
extreme sports does gaming count as an
extreme sport because I'm an epic gamer
I game all the time I'm not playing a
game right now but I am a gamer so No
ah do you smoke I don't smoke
after you drink alcohol few times a week
I mean like a glass why not your [ __ ]
you I don't need to explain myself to
you I like a glass of wine when I play
video games with my girlfriend and it's
[ __ ] delightful it's a great time do
I drink to excess know what I'm
explaining anyway or time do you spend a
day sitting oh six or more hours my job
has a lot of sitting to hone how do you
act in programmatic situations put my
hands over my ears curl up into a ball
and run away
our main cam I display a high amount of
aggression I tend to panic well it
depends on the problematic situation
what is the problematic situation yeah
panic why not I panic I freak out and
run away what's your outlook on life
optimistic often do you visit your
doctor I have not been to my doctor in a
long time I I should probably hit him up
just get drinks or something
because I'm an alcoholic how long do you
sleep at night it yeah it depends seven
to nine you sometimes it's a lot less
than that though it depends on what's
going on I wake up with the slightest
little noise how long do you usually use
your mobile phone every day I could
check the screen time actually it
depends as well today I've used my phone
for two hours 17 minutes but again a lot
of my job is related to this to 2 to 4
hours why not because I have to late get
videos ready and then I have to check to
make sure everything's going well and
checking Commons and keeping up with you
guys in Twitter and all that kind of
stuff are there any heritable diseases
in your family it's like inheritable
transmissible from parent ostrich yeah
I've never seen the word heritable on
its own and you were to mint but I just
threw me for a loop
I don't think so not that I'm aware of
are you left-hander right-hander I am
right-handed is that the rate under
people die eat quick er there's a
left-hander people die quicker I'm not
here to try and cheat the system I'm not
gonna look at the Reaper in the face and
go hahaha I'm Lefty haha
trick J and then he goes away and I'm
actually like eating my soup with my
right hand no we're gonna answer
truthfully
Oh No what am i what am i gonna die I
can't see it I'm gonna die in the year
2050
on the 31st of the Firth Oh 31st of the
first I have 30 years 74 days 1 hours 31
minutes and 16 seconds 15 14 time has
counted down we don't get more of it it
just disappears you're telling me I'm
going to die when I'm 59 is that what
you're trying to tell me that's horrible
that's not a long life at all it doesn't
make you a question though of course
this is all [ __ ] I'm gonna leave it
until I'm 160 but if you could find out
when you would die if you could actually
get a hundred percent certifiable clock
of your demise down to the exact second
of when you're actually gonna die would
you want to know and if you would want
to know that is terrifying let's see
this is true I mean I could die in the
morning for all we know knock on wood I
don't but if I was to die in 30 years it
really makes you start questioning
things like if this popped up and it was
like you will die in two years 15 days
suddenly it's like oh [ __ ] I need to get
some stuff in order I need to start
doing all the [ __ ] I've wanted to I
think it's curious knowing when you're
going to die is a terrifying idea
because that's looming over your head
all the time and I think that would make
me very fearful knowing what I'm gonna
die I think I would definitely try and
make the most of every day I have left
as I assume most people would but
knowing when that's actually gonna
happen I think that last week would be
the most stressful week of your entire
life there's something nice about not
knowing when you're gonna die
something kind of soothing about that
but also if you knew when you were
exactly gonna die
I'm very curious how people would live
their life they give everybody knew when
they were gonna die for themselves not
other people oh that's a great concept
for a dystopian future movie kind of
thing walking around and everyone has a
clock above their head like a digital
thing showing when they're gonna die or
somebody has that power is there
something like that like a movie or a
book or a show or something I would I
really want to watch that let me know or
a game that'll be awesome cuz I'm I'm
always fascinated by how people think
and why they do what they do so it would
be interesting to see if people would
treat each other differently if the
whole world knew when each other was
gonna die would you treat each other
differently when some people become
bigger [ __ ] because now they have
they know how much time they have left
so they're trying to cram it all in or I
don't know it's interesting anyway
that's what I'm gonna die thanks now on
to the real juicy [ __ ]
okay we're doing the sadomasochism
tendency test sadomasochism means
receiving sexual gratification from the
infliction of physical pain or
humiliation either on another person or
on oneself sadomasochism baby let's hurt
each other to get off the movie Fifty
Shades of Grey propelled I would say the
book you know get your sources right for
parasite oh Mack has masochism to a new
level of public awareness and acceptance
do you have any tendency for sadism or
masochism just as our 15 questions and
they will reveal how submissive or
dominant you really are oh you're about
to learn some [ __ ] about me or is it all
gonna be faked who knows let's see how
sadomasochistic we are which movie scene
below interests you the most
oh god sue me one of these the lead
defeats the enemy by using intelligence
the lead is defeated by overwhelming
force the lead gets rich by inheriting
emergency not this one it depends on the
movie if you're watching like an anime
or something outsmarting them isn't fun
well a little bit of intelligence here
and there but you want to see them like
yell and get super powerful and then
overwhelming force they're able to
project their nipples into someone's
head and kill them that one
student how our slush warrior grades
don't worry no one will see your answer
just answer it honestly oh no one no
don't you player three that's cool I'm
really glad that no one's gonna see my
answer I was a B's and C's kind of
student think some stuff I was bad at
like yeah well it depends in college
because I was doing Hotel Management I
was much better at those types of things
of course but being in secondary school
math and all that [ __ ] was just like I
have no idea so I I did ordinary level
maths which is like the lower level you
in Ireland you have higher or lower
whatever that is honors and I don't know
wherever you were from it's probably
something labeled differently but I did
ordinary level maths and even then I
think I got like a low B or high C I
can't remember take a look at your
fridge what kind of food / drinks do you
see the most oh I have a lot of meat and
cheese in my fridge at the moment I
bought a lot of meats and cheeses to put
on crackers there's no beer in my fridge
because I've had cool little like like
wine fridge that was with the house when
I bought it it was really cool is it
weird that that was one of the selling
points about it was like oooh that's
awesome that makes me that makes me feel
cool it's so stupid it's basically just
a tiny little fridge I coulda just
bought a fridge and put it in my room
but no one that's built into the
cabinets is really cool it makes me feel
like it you feel like a big person deli
meat and cheese what are you thinking
when you take a rollercoaster ride and
rush straight down from the top get me
off this thing right now I used to think
that whatever I feel awesome I I'm more
inclined to do this one now because I'm
terrified of heights so when I was
younger I used to always fear that kind
of stuff and the older I got I'm like
why am i fearing it it's like look at
the statistics of how many people died
in a roller coaster what is the
likelihood that you're gonna die on this
I don't have 30 years left anyway you
might only live it to the best of your
abilities and have some [ __ ] fun
so now I lean more towards this I try
and have fun in the things
doing no it doesn't always work out but
woohoo feel awesome you're walking along
the street when suddenly a man
approaches you and asks if you're
interested in working for the porn
industry walk away quickly very quickly
agreed to give it a go why not ask for
details and decide later happy this one
I wouldn't do it I I don't think I
didn't write for the porn industry I
don't think my body is ready but it
would be interesting to just talk about
it and see what the ins and outs of it
are what you think that's fascinating
like you learned about something that
you have no idea what's going on the
only part of the porn industry I know is
the external part of it that everybody
sees but the inner workings of it would
be fascinating I'm sure it's a lovely
place to work what do you do the day
before a business trip has just served
family my parents like my suitcase I'm a
suitcase I mean these ones kind of go
hand in hand I clean up some stuff and
then pack my suitcase at the same time
because they realize how much of a
[ __ ] messy [ __ ] I am and then I
realize that oh these need to be washed
I also just work I work my ass off right
before a business trip because I have to
prep stuff well so if I really can't
then I don't but most times I try do you
ever have the impulse to KI random cars
no I've never key to care in my life who
does that I've ever seen the
compilations of people who ki Tesla cars
you can look up look up
Tesla karakia compilation or something
like that
and there's some where because the Tesla
cars have cameras mounted on them facing
back on their on the sides at the car so
you can see people walk along and key
the cars it's just like you got busted
what do you think what do you think of
listing your life goals I've a written
list I can see I use for it but I don't
have anything written down I think it's
pretty silly to need to check a written
list on how to live I don't know about
that list they're very helpful I don't
think it's silly I can i yeah this is
this is almost exactly what I would have
said I can see a user writing the stuff
down but I'm more of a person that just
goes on impulse doesn't always work out
the best for me because I end up being
disorganized a lot of times but I do
like the spontaneity of life
- of any collections yes I mean I've
gaming collections I have figurine
collections I have some comic books I
some mangas some DVDs and blu-rays and
4ks and all that kind of stuff yeah
every collection when you make up your
mind to do something you finish it to
perfection no matter how hard it might
be II can be convinced by others to stop
will try but don't have any idea how far
it'll how far I'll take usually this one
I'm not really stubborn enough that and
I said something that's I like I'm
really passionate about like doing the
YouTube thing I was that type of person
was like okay do it do it as best you
can all day every day night and day but
I don't think there's any such thing as
perfection just do it for the best of
your abilities would be better but
usually try my best if it doesn't work
out it doesn't really bother me I don't
have to see it to completion new
restaurant is opening soon your BFF
invites you to have a go Oh which do you
think you'd order something new and
unusual or classic dish new and creative
I always like that it was the same home
we went on tour we'd go well with the
exception of a bad day you just want
your comfort food too you know you don't
have nice little burger or some chips
Thanks but when we go on tour it we
always kind of made it a case to try
something from that area because each
place is something just unique or a
different type of food and I feel like
if you're traveling the world you might
as well try and see it and also try and
experience some of the culture we didn't
have a lot of time so the food aspect of
it was one that we really tried but
sometimes you were just too busy you're
walking to your car yeah
I'm looking to my care I have one of
those you're walking to your Karen and
it's the middle of the night someone
seems to be following you you would
ignore them and keep walking rushed to a
nearby store until they've passed look
by casually to see if you recognize the
person I've done this one so I feel like
I'm probably gonna go with this when I
was younger me and a friend of mine who
was in my band at the time the guy you
heard singing and all those songs though
the four songs we released me and him
went to see
was a it was either it was Lamb of God I
think in Dublin and we were walking back
to our hotel room which wasn't that fair
but some dude was definitely following
us so as we were going we dipped into a
store really quickly and saw him like
walk by but then he came back and can't
like looked into the store and went back
the direction we came from and when we
came out he still followed us so luckily
we got back to our hotel room I don't
know if you would have done anything we
definitely did not recognize him because
I know nobody from that location but I'm
going with experience what do you do for
a living
student scientist I'm a scientist of
games artist singer actor doctor
financial worker civil servant freelance
other I feel like other but I guess you
could kind of lump some of the stuff I
do into this so let's go with this it
makes me feel special but other I think
it's just gonna make the answers
wishy-washy how good is your
relationship with your family
non-existent or bad not that close but
it's peaceful most of the same no my my
relationship with my family is not that
great
my oldest brother Malcolm is the person
I'm closest with and I love him to bits
and he's a incredibly great male role
model for me but the rest of my family
let's not get into it if your partner
proposes to have car sex with you what
do you think no way that's why we have a
bed sounds exciting I'll have to think
about it for a bit it sounds exciting go
for it I don't have a car just live a
little do weird [ __ ] as long as you're
not hurting anybody you try not to hurt
yourself in the car though you never
know sitting on certain things in there
you know what whatever you're into okay
how much how say the sadomasochism am I
am I fifty Shades of Grey or am I one
shade of nothing you say two masochism
tendency results no obvious tendency
sadism masochism I'm a sadist
except the guy he's asinus everybody
he's gonna die in 30 years needs a
sadist he's almost a masochist though no
obvious tendency man wonder how many
people got a huge results for this Ernie
I'm a sadist say this is the one that
you'd like to see others get hurt right
yeah from inflicting pain or humiliation
on others
apparently I love doing that apparently
I love inflicting pain on others for
sexual gratification yeah that describes
me very well that's me
Tootsie you know the same guy who in the
last quiz was like yeah I I'm very
emotional and I cry at everything yeah
definitely love inflicting pain honors I
cringe when other people that are in
pain I don't like it but I will take my
result as a short-lived sadist and take
it as far as I possibly can I don't have
a lot of time we should stop recording
this video right now because I have to
go out and be a sadist I only have 30
years left to do it so I might as well
make the most of it right now probably
gonna go like kick a few kids in the
street as I walk down I cringe when
other peoples are in pain I don't like
it but I think you guys should go do
those tests as well what was that
website a real me.com
go to a real me comm same place I did
the mental age test I want to see how
much you guys are sadists or masochist
take screenshots send it to me tag me on
Twitter with them because I really
really want to see them I want to see
how [ __ ] up you guys are also do the
death one as well and tell me when you
guys are gonna die it's so exciting to
know when you're all gonna die who's
who's with me is anybody gonna die I'm
really curious to see if it says for
somebody's like five days that's
horrible but I'm a sadist so what do I
know I thank you guys for watching this
video these are super fun and casual to
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