*This is happening deal with it. I'm doing it right now!*
Blah Blah Boi: All right! Here on the first floor, the fight here will tell us what floor to place you.
Now, here are the rules: Blah-
Gon: Oh god!
-He's gonna smother me with his belly!
Fat Asuma: Bada bing, bada boom. I'm gonna zip you right up to the moon!
-How do I keep cold in this?
Killua: We're gonna have to go by different aliases due to us being too young to enter the tournament.
And you said you entered the tournament when you were six!?
Yeah, they'll believe in just about anything you say.
Even if you wrote down that you were the Ant King, or something stupid like that.
McDonalds Employee: Alrighty now. Here's your registration papers. Please make sure to put your proper information down.
Manly McDonalds Employee: GOT IT.
Eek!
Calm down and just stick to the plan. Here, drink this and you'll be fine.
Okay!
Alrighty, you're all ready to go!
Ehehehe....
I am so dead!
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
And now, fight to the death!
What?? Oh Dangnabbit I didn't listen!
Fat Asuma: Bada Bing, Bada boom. I am gonna bring my fat bod up right up to you!
Aaaah!
AHHH
(BadaBingBadaBoom)
(RIP)
Holy shit...
Our...First Murder Of The Day, Folks!!
Congratulations to our winner! Mr...
Super-Duper Saiyan Ten Goku everyone!
What? O-Oh yeah yeah, tha-that-that's me! Hahaha....
What have I done?
Cause it's one, it's one, one for the money,
TWO. It's two, gotta do it for the action!
It's three, three get ready, are you ready motherfuckers are you ready? Let's go!
Hunter x Dumber
Dang, you won your match with one hit too?
Yeah, but it didn't get the first kill. ):
Jerk.
Zushi-chan:うわー、また最初の戦いの1つ、すごいね.
私は悪いキャラクターです.
さいたまはオプトすぎる.
私はズシです Zushi、私のお父さんは私が吸うと思い、あなたはファーストフードのレストランで彼を取得することができます.
Killua: Oh my god, I really want to kill this kid.
あなたはもう死んでいます.
Yeah.
Gon: Yeah...
Well, it was nice meeting you. (We should go)
Alright. Now we just wait here for them to call us out to fight.
私はあなたを殺すでしょう.
Gon, don't hold me back.
Elvis Presley: Ok, so...We're too lazy to really organize who is fighting who..
So just...Pick someone you wanna kill, and we'll throw you in the ring, man.
I pick the little shrimp dick here.
雌犬私はあなたをとても速く殺します!
This next fight is between two newcomers, on the right side we have Ant King Crusher!
Yee~
And on the other side we have:
Sushi,
死ぬ.
You know, I don't really condone child violence.
But I would mind me to tear this two lovebirds apart.
Fucking what?
少女が死ぬ?
わたしは、あなたを愛しています~
お元気ですか？
私の槍を味わう.
And I repeat.
Fucking what.
幽霊の話はどうですか...
No!
No you can't do this!
Let me kill you legally!
Awww, would you look at that! A lovers squarrel!
Shut up!
Hey! So, how'd your fight go?
If you want to live...
I'm scared
私はあなたを愛している!
自分を殺す!!!
あなたは最高です...
Who are you?
あなたは最高です, legal guardian.
滅びる. 馬鹿.
抱きしめてはいけない！
染み,出し!
造るで働きたいですか？
Did you train him? Cuz if so?
No.
抱きしめさせて!
あなたを本当に愛しています?
あなたを本当に愛しています.
We're leaving.
Or...
You kids come to my house, I'll give you some candy~
And I teach you some Nen, suck ya ball, and pay off all my gambling debts. How's that sound? (He speaks English now)
Yin, is that a flavor?
N-no
Like Nen, you know Nen?
Ren, you know Ren?
Wait, y-you know Nen?
Ren, Ten, Zetsu, Hatsu...Any of this ringing the bell?
Those sound delicious!
Doesn't it? Now come with me!
Yay!
Gon, no wait- goddamn it.
Okay! You guys ready for the most rigorous training of your lives?
Yeah!
All right!
Hold this glass of water.
Kay, you're good.
So... I can use Nen now?
Sure! Just activate your Ten and, let me punch you the face.
Okay, so how do I use it?
And now I know how to control my Nen.(Damn right you do!)
(Now kick his ass)
(Daddy needs a new son!)
Dorito Lord: You cannot handle the power of my doritos!
Aren't those dreidels?
I am sick of this legal shit! I quit!
But we just started!
What?
You just farted??
Oh god. I gotta get out of here!
Gon is the winner!
Is there nothing that can stop this tirant of the ring?!
Well that was a thing. I wonder how Killua's fight is going.
Teenage Edgelord: I hate things!
Why do you hate things?
You think I wanted to sound like this? Are you making fun of me?
No, not really.
Is all that stupid, crayon card, doctor's fault!
Wait, crayons?
What was his name?
The greatest doctor ever, Leorio...?
Are you questioning it...?
No! Is what he literaly calls himself!
Putting a damn question mark in his damn name. And it's all one word!
I'm so sorry, then.
Good, you're paying the price! I am gonna ring the do-ing out of you!
Ehh!
This man
Is dead.
(I am the dead now...)
(RIP)
Damn right.
Killua wins!
Alright, Gon. All you have to do is win this next fight, and we'll be able to fight each other on the final floor.
Gon: Yeeah!
To the death.
Wha? Come again?
Oh I will ('o')
Ah!
Surfer Chick: Well, hello there... Brah.
Oh thank god.
Now Gon, If you will just follow me, we can get started with your match.
Oh...
Hisoka: ~Long time no see, Gon~
I've been waiting for ~Oh!~ so long
AHHHHHHHH
By the way, Gon~
I've also written you a love song~
Oh jesus NO!
~Aaah....~
Izunavi: Aibo! Time for you to learn no NiiIIIen!
Kurapika: I just wanted to take a piss!
You can TAKE a PISS, you're going to college, boy!
Oh my god, I wonder how Leorio is doing.
Greatest Doctor Leorio: OH NOO!
There's boobies in these books!
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