H: So I was just looking at my Instagram comments
S: Which you should never do H: No, they're all so nice
H: And there was one man, one gentleman who was trying to hit on me, I guess
Trying to explain to me that I was his perfect woman, essentially
And to tell me that, there was a few sentences before this
Of like, that I fell from heaven, kind of like phrases you might have found on the internet
And the final phrase that he closed with was, before a bunch of heart emojis
"You have been made to order" (laughs)
S: That is true, you have been
H: So I think maybe he's not fully...
I think of that phrase generally as being for food (laughs)
Or perhaps clothing that is made to order, good clothing? You know?
Yeah, customized, so not fast food, food that would be made for you, right?
S: (laughs) H: So I guess it's a higher level of food
H: Higher level of clothing, and so I received that complement
H: "You have been made to order" and a bunch of hearts
H: I don't know why you've never told me that, Shane
That I have been made to order
S: I just assumed you knew that I customized you
H: Yeah, made to your perfect order S: "Buy now!"
H: Yep, and there I was
(intro song) Hello, hello, welcome to the show, welcome to the show
Welcome to the show, it's time to talk about our lives (Chloe bark)
S: We've been in LA for four days H: Uh huh
S: And we're venturing out of our Airbnb Both: For the first time
S: For something very critical
S: Hannah needs shoes H: I forgot sneakers
S: She only has her boots H: Yeah
S: Which are very wintery H: Yeah, my winter boots
S: Not great for 70 degrees
H: They were good for driving in cold and snow and stuff
H: I have walking sneakers, they're Birkenstocks, I have those
H: Which are good, but not for running, because they're flat bottomed
H: And if I try to run in them it's just like a clodhopper
H: Not that I'm trying to run a lot, but for walking Chloe longer distances
H: It's good to have exercise shoes S: So we're here at the Glendale galleria
H: Yeah S: Something like that
S: It's like an outdoor mall thing H: Yep
S: I have a qualm that I would like to raise with the city of Los Angeleles
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S: I have a qualm that I would like to raise with the city of Los Angeles
S: Pave your streets, I mean they're paved H: Repave, repave
S: Repave them, they are buckled, it's as if you guys have earthquakes here
S: No, but really, all the streets are so bumpy
H: Yeah S: My head has been flying around
S: Even with my neck brace on H: Yes
S: For everyone that's about to say "wear your neckbrace"
S: I'm wearing my neck brace, my head's flying all around
S: The roads are like driving on the moon, they're cratered
H: It's true S: And buckled and ravenous
H: Uh huh S: And they're hurting me
H: And Shane's really upset about it, yeah
S: So far it's my only qualm with this area H: Everything else is great, thanks
S: I don't even mind the traffic H: Yeah
S: Everyone has always been like "oh, LA is known for their bad driving"
S: I don't care about the traffic, I'd rather go slow over these bumpy roads
H: Yeah, I like when there's cars in front of us
H: Cause when it's just us and one car behind us, I get stressed
H: I would rather be bumper to bumper so I'm moving with everybody, you know?
S: So with a fifteen minute drive here, Hannah had my head gripped in her right hand
H: Yeah S: Driving with her left
S: LA, it's not safe, come on, pave pave pave
H: Alright, and since everybody is really done with this conversation, we're gonna go
H: Being able to park and get out of the car in January and it's warm
H: And we're not freezing, is so nice S: Love it
H: This is amazing
(upbeat piano music)
H: Alright, we might've gotten momentarily thrown off course by the food that we spotted
S: (laughs) H: But we're done now
H: And we are gonna go find a shoe store
(music)
S: And I don't need new shoes because I got new shoes for Christmas, thank you Liz
(music)
S: I think the black, they both look good
(music)
S: See if they can make you jump higher
(music)
S: Just doing a little grocery shopping
H: Shane, what are we watching?
S: We are watching the finale of Ordinary Joe, season one
H: Season one finale, we're about to start it
S: And no one is more excited than Chloe and her suspended leg
H: (laughs)
H: What is that foot doing? She is asleep, that foot is up
S: No, she's watching Ordinary Joe
H: She is excited, we are excited
H: I mean I'm not really excited that it's over, I want more episodes, but..
S: Excited to see what... well, I know what happens
H: I know S: But I'm excited to see the live episode
H: I'm excited to see what happens
S: I hope for nothing more than a season two
H: Me too, for a great show, yeah S: It's a good show
S: It's a phenomenal show, am I biased because I'm involved?
H: You are, 100% S: But I'm also objective
H: Yeah, true, 100% (laughs) S: I am a TV connoisseur
H: Oh yeah?
S: I love it, I think it should really have a second season
S: It's wonderful for disability and... H: And just as a show
S: And love H: And love, it's a great show
H: Alright, I'm getting impatient, so let's begin
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