- I was married before
and my father-in-law bought me something like this.
I tried it on.
It was a gag.
- Why don't you ever wear that for me?
- Threw that out a long time ago. (laughing)
(soft music)
- My name is Tia and these are my parents.
- I'm Roy.
- I'm Joanne.
- I'm Haley.
I am Laura's daughter.
- I'm Laura, her mom.
- And this is my stepfather, Lou.
- I'm 18.
- I'm 22 now.
- I'm pretty open with them.
They know a lot about my life.
- I'd say, pretty open.
- Yeah.
- Have you ever gone through my room
and found anything?
- Yes I have gone to your room.
- Oh my God!
Are you kidding me?
- Do you think I hide anything from you mom?
- I don't.
- You have.
It's nothing bad, I'm just saying,
there are things I know that you don't know.
We're never gonna talk about them.
- Okay, well I guess we're gonna find out.
- My mom.
- Totally agree but I want to try to win.
- Yeah
(laughs)
(soft music)
- Felix, what's going on in your love life right now?
- I'm single right now.
- How many people do you think I've had sex with?
- Three?
- No.
- Ella, are you sexually active?
- I am.
I have a boo thang.
- Ella, are you monogamous?
- Yeah, a little boring.
Like you.
(laughs)
- I mean, I would say I'm a sexually active 24 year old.
- Are you?
(mumbling)
Wait a minute.
Mono, no wait a minute.
- Menage a trois!
- Do you sleep with your boyfriend?
- Yes I strictly only sleep with my boyfriend.
- Right, that's what I was trying to say.
- And he strictly only sleeps with me.
- Right.
- No.
- I wanna mix it up.
I know her boyfriend and he's super responsible.
- I do own them.
I don't use them all that much,
but I do own them.
- Yes.
- The answer is yes.
- Yay.
- I would hope yes.
But for some reason,
I'm gonna say no.
- I'ma say yes.
- I do have condoms in my room.
- You do?
I'm happy yes.
Thank God you do.
- Yes, she's got at least one condom in the house.
- And I'm saying no.
- I don't have any condoms.
- Why don't you have condoms.
- Honestly, convenience.
- Do you believe this?
Do you believe this?
(soft music)
- No, I don't think he does.
- I say no.
- No, I don't.
I've never smoked a cigarette.
- I don't think she has cigarettes.
- I say no as well.
- No.
- Yay. - Boom!
- Oh, definitely.
- Yes she does.
- How do you know?
- Because I've seen them in your purse.
- Oh, it's say yes.
- How long have you been smoking?
- I was 16.
I stole one of your Newports.
I'll stop smoking if you stop.
(laughs)
- Can you see me wearing a thong?
- No.
- I generally do the laundry,
I would guess yes.
- Yes.
- I'm gonna say yes.
- I say yeah.
He's got a little freaky side to him.
- Yeah.
- No, I don't own those.
- You don't? - No, but I might now.
No, I'm kidding, am like.
- Yes.
- I'll go with no.
- Yes.
In a different color.
(laughs) - Would you ever wear those?
- Maybe if I was your age.
- Would you ever wear those?
- You're not talking to me, are you? (laughing)
- I was married before
and my father-in-law bought me something like this.
I tried it on.
It was a gag.
- Why don't you ever wear that for me?
- Threw that out a long time ago.
(laughs)
- Oh, it's a bong.
Hailey does, yes have one of these.
I've seen her smoke out of it.
- Of course.
- We partake.
- They partake.
- No, that makes Ella anxious.
- I'm gonna say yes.
- I don't, because it does make me anxious.
- Have you guys ever smoked weed?
- Am taking the fifth.
- Yes.
- I know they have.
When's the last time?
- We don't need to answer that, do we?
(laughs)
- She hasn't yet but we getting there.
- No.
What is yet?
(laughs)
When it comes to marijuana,
that was your choice.
I mean, we've talked about this.
You know this, Jake, her boyfriend.
I know he didn't force it on you.
- Do you think Jake is a bad influence on me?
- So here's my take on this very simply.
Sometimes he drives me nuts
and I wanna punch him in the fucking face.
Because you don't move quick enough.
(laughing)
- What the hell is that?
- Oh my God!
- I got nothing to say.
I'll let you take this one.
- That is known as a gag ball I believe.
- A ball gag
(laughs).
- I'm saying no.
- My answers no.
(laughing)
- I'm saying no, it is not Haley's.
That's wishful thinking,
that is not my daughter's.
- I'm gonna say yes, she owns one.
- Hailey, have you ever used a ball gag?
- No.
- Okay.
- But maybe someday.
- It doesn't just freak you out.
- Maybe someday.
- I don't think he would wear that.
But I think that you would possibly put
that on someone.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna say no.
- Answer is no, I do not.
Not in my room.
- No.
- No I don't believe she has one.
- Nope.
(laughs)
- Can we take this home?
(laughing)
- What Is it?
(laughing)
- Is it a douche bag?
Where's the bag?
I thought there was a bag.
(laughing)
- We've evolved.
- What makes you flick it?
- I was just seeing what it would do. I didn't know.
- These were popular in the eighties, okay.
- Oh my God.
- I'm going to say no.
- Sorry to be boring, but no.
- No, thought it was for your butt, I'm gonna be honest.
(laughing)
- I know that he's sexually active and gay.
Maybe he would use it to like clean up.
- I'm gonna say, no.
- Yes.
You got it, right.
So I mean, you knew.
- It's a no.
- Alright, I'll say yes.
- I do not own one, no.
(hollers)
Have you used a douche?
- Yes I have.
- Do you do it regularly?
How often are you supposed to do it?
- Once a month.
- Cool, we can put it on the calendar.
- We're not doing it together.
- We can put it on the calendar.
- Pregnancy test.
- Yeah.
- If you accidentally got pregnant
do you think that you would tell me?
- Probably tell you 'cause I would probably be panicking
and ask like what to do.
- May have used one but probably doesn't own one now.
- No, I don't think she owns one.
- No, I have not used one.
(laughing)
- Yes.
- It was like when I was 16, I was like.
(screams)
And then it was nothing.
- You probably didn't know that, did you?
- You should ask her if she ever kept secrets from me.
(laughing)
- I guess that one, sorry babe.
- That one slipped out.
- Whoopsie.
- He's never had to have that situation before.
I just think mom would 'cause she's a girl.
That's like girl talk, you know.
- I would have to say yes. - Yes.
- Yes.
(laughing)
Did you have a pregnancy scare?
- I think I was living in Hawaii
and I was dating someone there and I thought I was pregnant.
- What was his name?
(laughing)
- I wasn't there.
- Girly magazine.
- I think I know what's in there.
- Yeah.
- Oh gosh, how funny.
What is that?
- It's a smut mag.
- Oh!
(laughing)
- Do you guys watch pornography?
- No.
Have I ever, yeah.
(laughing)
Hasn't everybody.
- If I remember correctly, when I was younger
I might've even actually produced some porn.
- Oh Jesus.
- But we don't want to talk about that.
(laughing)
- I'm sure he would.
- No, I don't think so.
- Nope, no.
- Answer's no.
Porno mags are a little outdated.
- I would be surprised if she had something like this.
- Yeah.
- No.
- Yay.
(laughing)
- Yeah.
- What's your answer?
- Of course she does.
- It's gonna be no again.
Do you own a porn magazine?
- I don't, no.
- Oh man.
- Yes, yes.
- I'm gonna say yeah.
'Cause when people are like
in that mood or whatever.
- It's an actual magazine?
I'm gonna say no.
- Yeah, I do.
- Yeah.
- Just for this, I don't drift off to it.
- Really?
- Yeah, they're fun.
- They're fun.
- Oh boy.
(hollers)
- Just a normal. - Look at that, that's cool.
Wow!
That's sticks.
(whimsical music)
- I think you have one.
- I say no.
- I do though.
(laughing)
- No.
- She absolutely owns one.
She's a future, gag ball, you was a thing.
That's the first step.
The next thing you know, she'll be doing the gag.
- The dildo is the gateway drug to.
- No, it's not a drug but it's the gateway
to like the ball on the mouth thing.
- I do have one.
It's like that kinda but.
- Does it have a battery?
- No.
- It doesn't wiggle like that, thank God.
- Yay.
- Yeah.
- Wow!
- Yay.
- Congratulations.
- Thanks honey.
(hollering)
- Yay.
- Good job Laura.
- I know my daughter.
Well, I know her but I also found
a lot today about her that I didn't know.
- That she has a dildo.
- Oh, super fun.
A little embarrassing though, I have to say.
- For you?
It was more embarrassing for me.
- I know, asking us, "Do you watch porn?"
(laughing)
- He knows he can tell me anything.
I mean, it might be like shocking but he's my kid.
So I would accept whatever he has to tell me.
- Yes, I don't think that all your stuff
should be out there.
Which is good that you kept those things private
until today.
And then you let the whole world know.
- I mean, you don't want us to tell you everything, so.
- No.
- Some things are personal.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- First thing when I get home, I'm going in your closet.
(laughing)
You gotta help me lift up the bed too.
- Oh my God.