- [All] Drinking sucks, smoking rules!
(rock music)
- [All] (out of sync) We're team drunk!
- No, no, no.
We (beep) up, one more time.
- [All] What's up we're team stoned.
- And we're here to whoop some butt.
- Eat all day.
- Booty!
- I'm like an 11.
- I had a bunch of tequilas, so I think that qualifies me.
- I'm so stoned, I'm just thinking about mirrors.
- Welcome to Big Mama's and Papa's Pizza Challenge.
It's a 54 by 54 inch pizza.
What we call it is a Sicilian Giant.
This is the largest pizza, deliverable pizza in the world.
We were recognized by Guinness Book, in 2012.
All together there's about almost 200 slices.
So, that's a lot of slices to eat, you know.
So, it's exactly cut in half.
Which is going to be 27 by 54.
A hundred slices on this side
and a hundred slices on this side.
You have only one hour to finish the pizza.
There is no bathroom breaks.
And the most important rule is no throwing up.
And whoever finishes the pizza first,
he's gonna get this wonderful trophy.
- Here's Team Drunk's game plan
for winning this competition.
- Eat pizza more than the other person!
- Here's Team Stoned's game plan.
- We're gonna be slow and steady
because we don't want to choke on the cheesy cheese.
- I mean I stretched out my stomach last night,
swallowing grapes, so I'm ready.
He's as big as the pizza,
he could fit the whole thing in him.
All we gotta do is chill.
- I think I'm like a Pac-Man,
that ate the big dot, and they're all ghosts.
- Okay guys, bring the pizza.
- [Guy] Whoa!
(laughter) (overlapping chatter)
- [Guy] It fills the door. (laughter)
(overlapping chatter)
We're gonna eat that?!
That's the room!
- Oh my God!
This is crazy!
What have I gotten myself into?
- Okay, you guys are ready?
- Yeah!
- Start! (nervous laughter)
- Oh my God, this pizza is delicious!
- Delicious, apparently. (laughter)
- I'm on my third slice of pizza.
It's going really well.
I think my strategy is time management.
- What I'm doing right now, is I'm taking small bites
because then the digestion's shorter.
So, your stomach has to work tinier.
- I'm just trying to get more pepperoni in me
because it makes me powerful.
- What I'm trying to do right now is (belches)...
Is get this third win.
- [Girl] A third win? - Yeah man.
(stammers)
- You've already had a second win?
- Yeah. - [Girl] Wow.
- Teamwork, makes a dreamwork.
- We just chilling man, we chilling.
It's not about winning,
it's just about not throwing up on anybody.
- Five, six, seven, I'm on nine.
- Are you kidding me? - [Guy] This is nine.
- [Girl] Do we all have food babies right now?
- Yeah, I do have a food baby.
I would like to deliver it,
so it's not in my (beep) stomach.
- I surrender.
I lose.
I don't even care that I lost.
But I'll keep trying if my team wants me to.
- No, you're good.
- Me and Mike we sticking it in there,
you know what I'm saying?
- I'm slowing down, I'm not gonna lie.
I feel pretty (beep).
- What if I take the pizza
and ram it in my butt cheeks?
How about that?
It counts because that's a part of the
large intestine, which is the stomach.
If I can get it through that canal.
It's a tight squeeze but we can figure it out.
- Stop slowing down!
(slaps table)
There you go.
- That's it, I'm tapping out man!
Give in my white flag.
I surrender.
- Go Mike, go Mike, go Mike.
- If we're all high, we stick together.
So, I'll just carry it.
Polish this all off.
Probably theirs too.
- Mike's the best team mate.
- You have only five minutes left,
to finish the whole thing.
- Are they making a second one?
- Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One, over! (bell dings)
What we are going to do now,
we are just going to count the pieces
and see, you know, how many you finished.
Each side.
(dramatic music)
Team Stoned managed to eat about 46 pieces.
And Team Drunk managed to eat 57.
(Team Drunk cheers)
We got a winner!
- Yeah!
- [Owner] Here you go, that's your trophy!
- Thank you!
- Alrighty! - [Guy] That's right!
(laughs)
Kiss it! - [Guy] You got it.
- Do you love it? (laughter)
- [Girl] Yes! (laughs)
- We did it!
- I feel like we did this as a team.
We had each other's backs.
- I'm disappointed we lost.
I thought we had it.
- I thought it was gonna be really hard
and it was much harder than I thought it would be.
- That's right.
You gotta eat cheese.
You gotta eat carbs.
That's a lot to do.
- When it came up to my eyeballs.
My eyes started hurting.
All I can see is pizza vision.
- This is probably the hardest thing
I've ever done in my life
but it was worth it.
- Drinking might be better for eating pizza
but smoking definitely better for friendship.
Right?
- One, two, wait, wait, wait.
One, two, three...
- [All] Team Drunk!
(throwing up)
- We gave it our all.