- ENTJ girlfriend.
That is what we're talking about today.
What's up my name is Franklin Jamerson III,
and you're here at another MBTI girlfriend video.
So we've been talking about what personality type
is gonna make the best girlfriend for an INFJ guy like me.
So we're gonna take a look today at the ENTJ.
I hope that's what I said earlier.
Now look INFJs are supposedly the rarest type.
ENTJs are the second rarest.
So they say.
So to get an idea of what kind of lady I'm looking at here,
who are some famous ENTJ females?
Okay so we've got Adele.
Very cool, I could be dating Adele man.
I think after this video,
let's see if we can make it happen.
Princess Leia?
C'mon man, very cool.
Margaret Thatcher, the Iron Lady.
now who wouldn't want that as a girlfriend?
I said that like,
who wouldn't want that?
And FDR.
FDR is a very good ENTJ girlfriend.
Potentially.
Now first as always, we've gotta take a look at
personalitypage.com and see what the strengths
and weaknesses are of the ENTJ,
especially when it comes to relationships,
'cause I don't wanna go in without knowing
the risk.
"ENTJ strengths: verbally fluent."
This is one of the most important things that
I need in a girlfriend.
Is she fluent?
Can she speak?
Does she have a vocabulary above 200 words?
Does she know how to use the future perfect tense?
"Able to leave relationships without looking back."
Very good to know.
Good to know that you'll leave me without looking back.
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"Able to turn conflict situations into positive lessons."
That kind of sounds like she'll just
talk down to me all the time and
be like, "You see what happens,
"you see this argument we're having about
"whether I'm right or you're right?
"Really this is a learning experience for you, Frank James.
"The lesson is don't argue with me."
"Able to dole out discipline."
(laughs)
Why is that?
Why is that in the relationship section?
Oh, well I guess.
Okay, enough of the strengths.
Sometimes it's better to know the weaknesses going in.
"Their enthusiasm for verbal debates can
"make them appear argumentative."
Well, I've got news for you.
If you like to engage in debates,
you are argumentative.
You are literally engaging,
in an argument, if you're debating.
Am I right?
I'm debating this point right here.
Ah, she'll probably win anyway.
"Tendency to be challenging and confrontational."
It's sort of like,
they appear argumentative,
which would seem to indicate they're not,
but then the next line
is they're challenging and confrontational.
"May have difficulty expressing love and affection,
"sometimes seeming awkward or inappropriate."
That is actually something that I would appreciate.
Someone who doesn't really want to express
affection very much cause it's like,
this is awkward.
Do we have to do this?
Do I have to hold your hand?
This is kind of weird.
"Can be overpowering and intimidating to others."
Well, as you know, I like an intimidating lady.
"Tendency to make hasty decisions."
Well, I hope they make a hasty decision
to date me.
Okay, what does 16personalities.com have to say?
All right, so we've got this chick.
She's looking, she's pointing at a board.
She's like, "You guys, you gotta go to that dot.
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"You gotta blow it up and you gotta go into that dot,
"kill everyone who's there."
And here's a date idea for your ENTJ lady friend.
Take her on a rowboat, wear a pirate hat,
or is that like a pharaoh's hat?
I can't really tell.
Yeah, the fish will be smiling, they'll be
singing along with you.
You could grab one out of the water.
"Here's dinner honey."
Man, Carrie Fisher was, she was good-looking man.
Should we see if YouTube wants to take a commercial break?
All right, of course the truth is often
told in humor, so what we've gotta do is
head over to MBTI memes, on Reddit,
and we've gotta see what those people,
what the memesters, have to say about ENTJ's.
In the mind of an ENTJ.
Extroverted thinking: Be even more efficient.
Introverted intuition: We are already at peak efficiency.
Extroverted thinking: Find a way or make one.
Extroverted sensing: I'm going, I'm going.
TE: No FI is allowed here.
Do not feel.
This is what I like about the ENTJ's.
No feeling is allowed here just don't do it.
Instead, smash a chair.
Smash like on this video.
Grow a handlebar mustache.
That might be a deal breaker.
I think I've discovered one of my deal breakers guys.
No women who aren't fluent,
no women with a handlebar mustache.
I'm really, I'm really, narrowing it down.
Someone posted: "Give me some ENTJ memes.
"Thanks in advance."
"We're all too afraid to."
"He told us to do it though."
The intimidation just comes through
in these few words and that enough is
intimidating just knowing an ENTJ's fury
was behind it and that if you posted a meme
that he didn't like, or she,
it's probably a woman, probably my future girlfriend.
Probably would come down on you
with the force of
Thor's hammer.
INFP: I'm depressed.
ENTJ: Then stop.
My goodness, what an idea.
Why didn't I think if that?
You know, I think it would be good for me to have
someone around to just say, just stop.
You don't feel good, just stop.
Someone: You're wrong becau.
TJ: Are you delusional?
Wait no, Dr. Phil.
Are you delusional?
Do you suffer from a mental illness?
Was that a good Dr. Phil?
Probably not.
You are stupid.
Now look, you are stupid and you need to go
to the ranch.
When you're an ENTJ and you haven't told anyone about
your 10 year business plan in 3.657 seconds.
Man, look at those veins.
Yeah, I think that's another deal breaker.
I think, this has been a very elucidating experience
because if a girl has a really veiny head,
call me shallow but.
Now to really get to the bottom of this
we've gotta look at the ENTJ girlfriend meme,
by Holly Hayes, we've just gotta look at it.
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So first of all, the ENTJ girlfriend,
she is pretty plainly dressed.
She's in all brown.
It's like a brown palette, favorite color is
probably brown, that's what I'm getting from this.
"I went to my job interview today
"and for some reason I ended up hiring them."
This. (laughs)
She is so domineering.
She just goes in there and they're like, they ask her,
"What are your strengths and weaknesses?"
and she's like, "Actually, I was gonna ask you
"a bunch of questions.
"What are you doing here with this business?
"What is your plan?
"What would you say?"
"Voldemort did nothing wrong."
Someone had to say it.
So what?
He killed some people,
he gave a little baby a scar on the forehead.
What's the big deal?
"Forces unwanted help and life advice on you.
"Gets mad because you didn't follow
"their unasked for instructions."
The ENTJ, they're gonna wanna just tell you,
this is how life is.
This is what you gotta do but look,
you're doing it wrong, let me help you
figure things out because clearly,
you are mentally deficient and you need someone
to help you.
You basically need a caregiver.
I'm it.
You know when Voldemort killed all those people,
or whatever, cause I haven't really read Harry Potter
so I don't know.
It was probably because he was trying to
give them advice.
They didn't care.
He was trying to tell Harry, "Hey yo,
"yo Harry, yo buddy let me give you some advice about life."
And you're like, "No I don't want it."
Bam.
Scar on the forehead.
Lighting bolt scar in the forehead.
"Being a feminist doesn't mean that I have to actually
"get along with other women, silly."
Yeah, I can imagine an ENTJ girlfriend
is gonna be so combative that the other ladies,
they're not really gonna enjoy being around her.
So, then I get her all to myself.
You see how it works?
It works out fine.
"There's no i in teamwork, but there is a me,
"and that's exactly who you're going to listen to
"if you value your miserable experience."
Smiley face.
Yeah, but there's really only a me
if you kind of like, take a couple letters out
and rearrange them.
She is so advanced intellectually,
that she can do these anagrams like that.
"Oh, anon.
"That's not how this works.
"That's not how any of this works.
"I don't call you daddy.
"You call me daddy."
Okay, okay, I see how it's going here.
I see how it's gonna be.
"I couldn't help but notice that my lack of affection
"makes you sad, so I out together
"this PowerPoint presentation
"to explain why I love you, anon."
Well, it's a bit academic, but I'll allow it.
Especially if the presentation has some cool
animations and stuff.
Some typewriter sound effects as the text is coming up.
Man.
That is very impressive.
I learn so much better with a PowerPoint presentation.
The knowledge retention and comprehension
is through the roof when I've got
a wall of text in front of me,
while someone reads it in a dead voice.
Frank do you have something against PowerPoints?
No, I don't I love them.
"Resting b-word face intensifies."
Yeah, look at that face.
That is. (laughs)
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