Clear up my record.
Get outta my life.
Not unless you wanna read about it inNewsweek.
Deal. The box.
- l want a Winnebago. - What?
Fully equipped, big kitchen, water bed,
AM-FM, CD, microwave.
This is not a cardealership, pal.
He wants a Winnebago.
All right, a Winnebago.
Thankyou. Burgundy interior.
Now the box.
Uh, l have never taken mywife to Europe.
l'm sory to hear it. Give me the box.
You will buy me two...
round-trip, first-class tickets to Athens,
Lisbon, Madrid and Scotland.
Don't forget Tahiti. And Tahiti.
Tahiti is not in Europe.
When you get the box, then you give us geography lessons.
Until then, this man goes to Tahiti.
Fine! Tahiti!
[ Martin ] Carl?
The young lady with the Uzi is she single?'.
[ Martin ] Carl. Excuse us.
This is the brass ring. You gotta think bigger thoughts.
l just want her telephone number.
Please?
How about a lunch? You can chaperon.
- l will not do this. - Hey, Abby, come on.
The FBl'd give him twins.
[ Girl ] Wait a second.
You can have anything you want, and you're asking for my phone number?
Yes.
273-91 64.
Area code 41 5.
l'm Carl. l'm May.
l'm going to be sick.
[Abbott ] Are we done here?
l want peace on earth and goodwill toward men.
This is ridiculous. He's serious.
l want peace on earth and goodwill toward men.
We are the United States government. We don't do that sort ofthing.
You'rejust gonna have to ty.
All right. l'll see what l can do.
Thankyou vey much.
That's all l ask.
How aboutyou? What doyou want?
Oh, l'm fine.