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If you didn't already know that WrestleMania was this Sunday,
than you deserve to put into a Rope-Hung Figure-Four Arm Lock
and then a Chickenwing Over The Shoulder Crossface,
followed up by a Pumphandle Michinoku Driver II!
And if you did know that WrestleMania was this Sunday,
you'll be excited to find out we're about to play a little game
with one of the greatest WWE Superstars out there today.
It's time for...
Ding, ding, ding!
That can only mean one thing,
please welcome WWE Superstar Dolph Ziggler!
- Whoo! - ( applause )
- Hey! - Hey, what's up, guys?
- Welcome to the show, man. - Thanks so much for being here.
Thanks for having me.
Now, do you often frequent eBay?
I do not.
You're not an eBay-er.
But I do know several
Superstars I work with, especially Zack Ryder,
he is constantly wheeling and dealing on there.
And hopefully you've learned some stuff looking over his shoulder
because here's what we're gonna do,
we have found some of the strangest
wrestling-related items for sale on eBay.
- Okay. - You guys are gonna compete against each other
to guess the "Buy it now" price for each item.
The one who guesses closest to that price
without going over, wins the round
and, of course, whoever has the most points at the end
wins a fantastic wrestling-related item
that we actually purchased on eBay.
- Ooh, yes! - Ooh.
- Y'all ready? - I'm due to win.
Well, as long as we don't have to actually grapple.
That's not part of this?
- Please, no. - If I say "grapple,"
- then that's... - No!
Oh, I didn't-- I'm sorry,
it's like that "ding, ding, ding" too,
- I almost... - Yeah, come on.
yeah, true enough.
Rhett: Our first item
is a Lil' Rock porcelain doll.
According to the seller,
if there are any items with smell issues,
we will try to describe or let you know before purchase.
Can you smell what Lil' Rock smells like?
- Wow. - How much is 'Lil Rock being sold for?
That... that is not disturbing at all.
No, no, no.
That's so lovable-looking.
Lil' Rock "Annabelle" edition.
Yeah.
Look at those dead eyes.
This doll is perfect for anybody who loves The Rock,
but hates spending their money wisely.
Okay, here's your whiteboard.
Oh, okay, I won't look over your shoulder.
And, so as to not have any advantage,
I will have my own.
But we are to not go over.
- Let's see. - Yeah, don't wanna go over,
you wanna get close,
but you don't wanna go over.
I've got my number.
Okay, got it, not looking at yours,
but I've already written mine.
All right.
Okay, fellas, reveal your answers.
Oh, you're lower than me.
My old... high school wrestling weight.
- Really? - Guys...
Yeah, senior year.
...you both went over.
Oh! I thought it was gonna be $10,000.
It's only 40 bucks!
- Dolph:
Rhett:
for 40 bucks!
Rhett and Link:
You didn't order it yet, then, 40 bucks?
No. That's our catchphrase, by the way.
- Oh, okay. - Both: That's a steal!
It's not, I don't know why we said it in unison.
I don't think it should be, but still.
If we're ever a tag team,
that's what's we're gonna do.
- All right. - We'll be like robbers.
Now, if they both go over,
I just think whoever went less over wins.
- Okay, that's fair. - That's my rule.
- Dolph wins. - I think you win.
- Oh, I win. - Nope, you win.
Yeah.
Oh, man, that was a bad one.
Okay, our next item
is a life-size cardboard cutout
of... Dolph Ziggler.
- Whoa. - Which has been autographed
-
Rhett:
in a pair of stunning white trunks
adorned with bejeweled zebra-print letters,
not to mention a six-pack for days.
And, legend has it that, if you tickle this cutout
in the right spot, the real Dolph Ziggler feels it!
- Wow. - Ooh!
Have you felt that?
A little, but I thought it was an Alka-Seltzer that I had.
How much?
You said is that your kitchen,
like you're making these out of your home.
I'm looking, I'm like, "Well..."
No, I don't have that nice of Keurig in the back.
When you signed this thing--
first of all, do you remember signing this thing?
Is it really signed by me?
Oh, that's my signature, yeah.
They have a picture of you signing it.
Oh, they have a picture of me doing it?
Yeah, right there.
Dolph:
platinum blond? That's like 20 years ago.
Yeah, I don't know.
Okay, um...
Uh...
- Signed. - Now, again,
this is the "Buy it now" price.
Buy it right-- okay, I'm gonna be more reasonable.
If we're gonna do a bidding war over this, it would probably...
- Tens of... dollars. - Yeah, right.
It's trick to put a "Buy it now" price
on your own cardboard cutout, isn't it?
- Oh, man. - You know what?
You're our guest, why don't you go first?
- Oh! - Reveal your answer.
Well, just to seem like the humble person that I am,
I said $95, which is very reasonable.
- Okay. - Shoot.
Dolph: Well, that's not the real answer.
What the hell?
Listen, listen, just hear me out, okay?
You assumed I was gonna say 80,000
and you were gonna get the under.
- Smart play, smart play. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That happens again, though, I don't know.
- So I'm saying a dollar. - Congratulations...
Dolph, it's $119.99!
- Link:
- $120. - That's pretty good.
You know, for much less money, you can get an actual man
in his underwear from Craigslist to come do whatever you want.
- Yep. - Very true.
He'd probably bring his own cardboard too.
Dolph is up two to zero.
- Okay. - The next item
is a bronze statue of three young boys wrestling
over control of an apple.
It was created by Jacques Jaquet
who was one of the leading sculptors from the 1800s.
And I'd bid on this myself,
but I already have three of this exact sculpture.
What is the price of these bronze boys
fighting over an apple?
We're allowed to do a little homework,
shipping's 150.
This thing's not screwing around here.
- Oh, yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That thing is heavy.
So what do you think that is, like 500 pounds?
Are those life-size children that were spray painted?
It's very nice condition.
Very...
In quotes, "Very nice condition."
Rhett:
Dolph:
Okay.
So I'm saying $347.
Sh...
- Okay. - I'm saying...
What?
- Dolph? - 127.95.
Dang, you not a sculptor appreciator.
'Cause the one I got was 128.
Guys, this thing is 4,700 bucks.
( laughter )
Link:
We want some real wrestling memorabilia!
Link gets the point.
And that may seem expensive until you realize
that the souls of those boys are trapped in the statue.
Oh, you didn't say that.
- Yeah, sorry. - That wasn't in--
it said "Very nice condition,"
- didn't-- that much for the souls. - $4,700?
Rhett:
that was used in an actual hardcore match
and then autographed by match participants
Terry Funk, Matt Hardy, and Tommy Dreamer!
- Whoa. - This is pretty cool.
Not only is this a rare collector's item,
but it's also the perfect place to put
- your Lil' Rock porcelain figure. - Right?
- What is the "Buy it now" price? - Open it,
and put it right in there.
I can see, like, where the head went into the trash can,
there's a lot of story in this, you know?
- There is, and hair probably. - Uh-huh.
Terry Funk is a hardcore Hall-of-Famer.
- That's right. - All right, yes.
Dreamer too, ECW guy, he probably gets hit--
he's probably hitting himself with those right now
sitting at home waiting to go to work.
You know what? Keep telling me more about it,
it's only helping me with my pricing.
- Dolph: Hmm. - The "Buy it now" price.
"Buy it now."
Okay.
I got it.
Oh, he's changing his answer.
Or cleaning up his board.
- Okay. - All right, Dolph, let's see your answer first.
- 200 bucks. - 200 bucks. Link?
There might be skin and hair still
- where it was hit in the head. - Dang, 203 bucks.
- Uh-oh! - Oh!
You guys just tied it up because
-
Smart.
- I forgot about the shipping. - One, two, three,
- you are out! - Oh, man.
I hear that in my sleep.
We're down to our last item, whoever gets this...
Oh, tie-breaker.
- ...wins the special item. - Yeah.
Rhett:
of Hulk Hogan's autographed, ring-worn,
yellow trunks, but not just any trunks,
these are allegedly the trunks that the Hulkster wore
at WrestleMania 3 when he faced Andre the Giant.
- Link:
Rhett:
so hopefully whoever buys these is named Chris.
How much are these Hulk Hogan trunks?
- Oh. - Ring-worn.
If you could get that idiot Chris's name out of there...
- Yeah. - ...I'd buy 'em.
Yeah, guys, just think about this,
it's got the Hulkster's sweat
and... other stuff potentially.
We can't see the back.
Oh, wow.
- I'm so jealous of Chris. - Choose wisely.
Man.
Okay.
Lot of zeros I put down.
Okay, all right,
Link, reveal your answer first.
I think I went low, but I said $7,349.
Oh, damnit.
7,999.
- Wow, okay. - Okay, so...
I hope it's eight grand.
Make it 20 grand, who cares?
Guys, they're 30 grand.
- Oh! - Congratulations, Dolph!
- Yes! - You did it!
I did it, I finally won one.
You beat the Linkster with a right guess about the Hulkster.
I'm ashamed I went so low.
I know I'm embarrassed,
I just wanted to beat you.
Yeah, and that's all you needed right there.
- Like, no, like... oh. - Oh.
Congratulations.
You get a "My diaper's full..."
Rhett and Dolph: "Whoo!"
...Rick Flair onesie.
That is fantastic.
- That'll totally fit. - I could put my arm in there.
- Yeah, you could. - And draw a little face.
Yeah. Or whenever you start a family.
- Yeah. - Let's do it right now, unbutton the bottom.
- Let's start a family right now? - No...
Put your...
- Yeah, unbutton the bottom. - We can do that, right?
- Put your arm in there. - Yeah, let's do that.
Dolph, thank you so much for playing with us.
- That's awesome. - Everybody,
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