You're gonna get us kicked out of the castle
So we're here at Cahir Castle in Cahir, County Tipperary and we're going to see how medieval people lived
Yeah
Give it a little bit of something
Yeah
Let's go
This is where the ladies tapestried
Yes, looking out the beautiful view of the animal intestines
That aren't there today
How's your tapestry skills?
I don't know, I've never actually done tapestry
We need to do that as a video - Aliy Does Tapestry
This is a medieval toilet
You did your business down there
It'd be nice to sit here taking tea
Was that a secret passage? For the staff I wonder?
This is original to the room here
Is that the dungeon there?
Yeah where your man is gone
Oh look, they're trying to be romantic
Who?
Look at these people here
God
And jump, did you fart?
That was really loud
Hey, how are you?
Good
This was a medieval peep hole so you could see who was at the door
Before you answered it?
Yeah
Aww this is where they did the, that thing...
The portcullis
For the thingey
The gate
Yeah that's what I meant
Aliy
Aww deadly
Open it
Open it there, go on open it
I doubt it opens
Those medieval radiators Aliy
That way, and you put it there and it doesn't fit in the hole
Hello
I saw you running away, hello
You're gonna get us kicked out of the castle
There's another trap door
No it's the shitter
So you just used to do your business?
Yeah because they used to hang their clothes here because all the gasses and stuff from the poop
Would come up and then all the, like it would disinfect the clothes and then they'd fall off like little lice and stuff
Isn't that what she said? Lice?
Would you like to be in the dungeon in here?
Well I think...I think elevation is what it's all about so higher the better
Because of all the leakage. Do you remember we found that out on the coffin ships?
So I prefer to be up higher than lower
So you don't like the leakage?
No I wouldn't be a fan, wouldn't be a fan
But like poor Maud would have to come up all these stairs with my tea
Would you like to live here?
No
Why?
It's very white
It would be hard to heat as well, wouldn't it?
Yes I would say so
I would imagine, especially with like, animal intestines as windows
They have a nice medieval form of transport just over here
And talk us through it
It's a Toyota
So we had a lovely time here at Cahir Castle, we learned how medieval people pooped
Yes, and disinfected their clothes
At the same time
And there's a cannon ball stuck in the wall over there we're going to go and try and retrieve it
OK
Have you any idea of how you're going to get the cannon ball?
I'm just gonna reach from the pooper, just reach over, see the window right there?