>>> OKAY, GUYS, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
FIRST, JUST SO I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL INDIVIDUALLY
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE ALL GOING TO ASK -- YES, EVERYTHING IN
THIS HOUSE IS FROM PIER 1, OKAY? EVERYTHING.
SECOND, AND THIS IS SLIGHTLY MORE IMPORTANT, MY BROTHER PAUL
GOT A SPECIAL HOLIDAY LEAVE FROM THE MILITARY AND HE'S GOING TO
BE HERE TONIGHT FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER!
>> THAT'S AMAZING. >> WOW!
>> HOLD ON, IT GETS BETTER. WE DIDN'T TELL MOM.
SHE HAS NO IDEA. WE ARE GOING TO SURPRISE HER.
>> OH! [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> SHE'S GOING TO BE SO SHOCKED.
>> YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER FACE.
>> OH MY GOD! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA, WHAT DO YOU NEED TO US DO?
>> WE HAVE THE WHOLE THING PLANNED OUT --
>> OH MY GOD! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A SURPRISE? AND THERE'S A PLAN?
AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT? >> SUE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> YES. OH GOD.
I JUST LOVE SURPRISES! WELL, I AM SO FREAKING F'ing
EXCITED! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY. SO PAUL'S WAITING RIGHT NOW AT
OUR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE. AS SOON AS MOM'S HERE I'LL TEXT
HIM TO COME IN AND SURPRISE HER. SUE?
>> DON'T YOU SEE? SHE'S GOING TO GET HERE!
HER SON IS OVERSEAS! BUT HE'S OVER THERE!
BEHIND THE DOOR! AND SHE'S SURPRISED!
>> OH, I HAVE AN IDEA, SHOULD I FILM IT WITH MY PHONE?
>> YES! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OKAY. ANYWAY, I THOUGHT
AFTER MOM GETS HERE WE'LL START EATING.
AND THEN PAUL -- >> OH GOD!
EATING? CORN?
TELL ME, IS THERE BUTTER? >> SUE, AUNT SUE.
EVERYONE'S EXCITED BUT WE HAVE TO KEEP IT TOGETHER.
>> YES. >> WHEN MOM GETS HERE YOU CAN'T
ACT LIKE ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY IS HAPPENING.
EVERYBODY HAS TO ACT NATURAL. CAN YOU DO THAT, SUE?
>> YES, YES, I'LL JUST LOOK AT MY HAND.
I DON'T KNOW! I THINK MY LEGS ARE LOCKING UP!
I'LL WALK AROUND! [ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH! >> OKAY.
UM -- WELL. MOM'S GOING TO BE HERE ANY
MINUTE. HOW ABOUT WHEN SHE SEES PAUL,
EVERYONE JUST YELL "SURPRISE." >> OH MY GOD!
I FORGOT ABOUT THE YELLING! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THAT POT IS FROM PIER 1! >> AUNT SUE, YOU'LL RUIN THE
SURPRISE. >> I'M JUST SO FREAKING FREAKED!
OH, OKAY. I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO
MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. CAN WE JUST DO A PRACTICE
SURPRISE? I NEED A DRY RUN.
>> FINE, I'LL BE MOM. WE'RE ALL ACTING NATURAL.
RIGHT? THE DOORBELL RINGS.
SHE OPENS THE DOOR. PAUL'S THERE.
WE ALL YELL -- >> SURPRISE!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> IISE!
HE'S IN FATIGUES! OH!
GOD! >> SUE?
>> OH, THAT'S HER, SHE'S COMING. >> OKAY, EVERYONE BE CALM.
BY EVERYONE, I MEAN SUE. >> SUE, SIT DOWN, OKAY?
IF YOU FEEL YOU'RE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING JUST PUT THIS PILLOW
IN YOUR MOUTH. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> HI! >> HI!
>> HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE. AM I THE LAST ONE HERE?
>> MM-HMM. >> YEAH.
>> YEP. >> YEAH, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> DID YOU EAT THAT PILLOW?
DID YOU EAT THAT PILLOW? >> OKAY, WELL, DINNER'S READY,
MOM. SO MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL SIT DOWN
BEFORE IT GETS COLD. HE'S COMING!
>> OH GOD, HE'S COMING. OH GOD, HERE IT COMES.
>> SUE, DON'T, DON'T! >> GOD, HERE IT COMES.
OH GOD, SOMEONE'S COMING. NO THEY'RE NOT.
DING DONG, WHO'S THERE? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
CAMOUFLAGE. OH GOD, ARMY.
WHAT, PAUL, NO, YES! >> DID SHE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT
PAUL? >> NO.
[ DOORBELL ] >> WHO COULD THAT BE?
>> I! I -- UH --
>> SUE? >> SUE, YOU'RE RUINING IT!
>> I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
>> SURPRISE! >> OH MY GOODNESS, PAUL, YOU'RE
HERE! >> HAPPY THANKSGIVING, MOM,
SURPRISE. I HAVE MORE NEWS.
I BROUGHT MY BOYFRIEND HOME! >> I LOVE SAME-SEX
RELATIONSHIPS! [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]