♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
- (Derek) So today we have a challenge for you.
- No!
- (Derek) We're gonna be putting you through another
Don't Smile or Laugh challenge. - Okay, I gotta get into this.
Wait a second. I'm already gonna fail.
- I know I'm gonna laugh already. Everybody knows that.
- (Derek) Fans from all over the world choose these videos,
and they really want to make you smile or laugh.
- (intrigued) Ooh, okay. All right.
So it's me against the people.
- You got me the last couple of times.
This time I think I'm ready.
- You like making me lose challenges, you do a good job at it.
- There's almost no doubt that I will win this challenge.
- (exhales deeply) Okay.
(pug crying out what sounds like "Batman")
♪ (transitional tune) ♪
♪ (Batman theme music) ♪
- No, I feel it coming.
- ♪ (vocalizing along) ♪
- (pug) ♪ Batman! ♪
- That doggy got talent, man. - (pug) ♪ Batman! ♪
♪ Batman! ♪ - Oh my god. Oh, that's terribly funny.
- (growls internally)
- (pug) ♪ Batman! ♪
♪ (chorus vocalizing) ♪
♪ Batman! ♪
- Ha ha! Jeez!
(buzzer)
- (pug) ♪ Batman! ♪
- Dang it!
I'm not very good at this.
(buzzer)
♪ (chorus vocalizing) ♪
- God damn it!
(buzzer)
♪ (pug screeching) ♪
- Oh my god, that's hilarious.
- I can't swim.
- (man) How old are you? - (boy) Six.
- It looks like John Wayne.
♪ (Dr. Dre, "Still D.R.E") ♪
- (snickers) Dang it! NO!
(buzzer)
♪ ("Still D.R.E") ♪
(splash) - Bye.
- (woman) Help him! He can't swim! - (whistles)
- (man) Well then you go get him.
- (woman) Well, I can't swim either.
♪ ("Still D.R.E.") ♪ - (breathes deeply) Okay.
- "Thug Life"? Really? I already laughed. Dang it!
(buzzer)
♪ ("Still D.R.E.") ♪
- (snickering very quietly)
I'm sorry! (buzzer)
♪ ("Still D.R.E.") ♪
- Oh boy. Yeah, you better run, girl.
- "Thug Life."
♪ ("Still D.R.E.") ♪
(silence)
(children yelling excitedly)
(sipping through straw, toy speaks Japanese)
(children screaming ecstatically)
- SpongeBob.
(toy speaks, kids scream in Japanese)
- Okay, now, this is really scary.
- My nephew has one of those straws.
- SpongeBob is making them go insane?
What's-- what's in there?
- (toy) SuponjiBobu! (kids screaming)
- I want to know what SpongeBob is saying
that makes them so excited.
(kids screaming erratically)
(announcer speaks Japanese, kids shout slogan)
- That was so weird.
(sheepishly) That didn't count.
(buzzer)
- Oh, McDonald's. (chuckles) That's--
- (Derek) You laughed! - Oh (chuckles) all right.
(buzzer)
(announcer speaks Japanese) - (kids) I'm lovin' it!
- It's not happening today.
(can clatters and drags)
- Aw, poor kitty.
- Oh god, that's funny. Oh my goodness.
- (owner laughs) Whiskers, where'd you go? - Where did it go?
- Oh, he got it. He got himself out. (applauds)
(baby babbles)
- Aw. - (boy) Daddy!
- Oh, babies. - (boy) Daddy!
- (dad) What, baby? - (boy) Blood.
- (dad) What? - (boy) Blood.
- (dad) What does he have? - (boy) Blood.
- He has blood? - (dad) Where?
- (boy) Blood! There.
Blood. - Blood?
- (boy) Blood. Blood.
Blood. - You need to go do something, Daddy.
Why is Daddy standing there when there's blood?
(dad laughing) - (boy) Not funny.
- How long is this video?
- You're doing good, kid.
- (dad) Not funny. Not funny. - Awesome.
- Oh my god, that kid is so cute. Oh my goodness.
- (boy) NOT FUNNY!!!
(ding) - (Derek) You won!
- Finally!
I'm checking that off the bucket list.
- I did it!
I lied to you, fans. Sorry.
(ding) - Yeaaaah! (drums with fingers) Woo!!
(ding) - Oh, that kid was so cute, and the cat.
Oh my god.
- (Derek) What do you want to say to the fans
who suggested the video that made you lose the challenge?
- (irked) Are you kidding me? Again?
- Don't brag.
- You are a genius.
- Good job. These were funny.
- (Derek) What do you want to say to the fans with their attempt
at trying to get you to smile or laugh?
- You almost got me.
I bet you if this wasn't a challenge,
I'd be laughing the whole entire time.
- Thank you for trying,
but you realize that I'm above the task.
- You got me before. It was only a matter of time.
It's my day. It's my day today.
- Thanks for watching, everyone.
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- Let us know in the comments how you did in the challenge.
- We'll see you next time, everyone. Bye.
♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪