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>> Deadpool: Oh, stop being a downer, Duck.
So, no-one gave [BLEEP] about your movie's 25th anniversary.
[NOISE] Big deal.
It was 25 years ago!
Does anyone even remember who won the World Series in 1986?
>> M.O.D.O.K: Mets.
>> The Gremblin: Yep, right through his legs.
Red as Murdock’s face.
Classic.
>> M.O.D.O.K: Why you little!
[SOUND] >> Dr. Octopus: Dreadful outcome indeed,
and I’m not just talking about your film, Howard, although I guess I could be.
Anyway, that series lost me $50 to that buffoon!
More than Howard’s movie made.
>> Howard the Duck: Enough!
2011 was my silver anniversary!
I’m the first one of you mooks, any of you mooks, to make it to the big screen.
Need I remind you, George Lucas himself picked me!
Can I get an ounce of respect around here?
Is it too much to ask for?
Where the Duck was the 25th anniversary Blu-ray edition of my movie?
Where was the big red carpet release party?
How about a little bit of that green, green Iron Man dough for
a mother scratching pioneer like me?
>> Deadpool: Meanwhile, how about a little green for the pot, tough guy?
Yeah, you're short two bucks.
Gremlin, come one, for the last time, stop hogging the guac.
Are we playing cards here or what?
>> Howard the Duck: And like I was telling the guys last night, it's 25 years!
Everyone loves nostalgia.
Think of the merchandising you can do around this.
>> Speaker 6: Oh word, I love you kid.
Stop eating anything that reeked of poultry because of you.
But, Howard, Howard,
[LAUGH] Howard, how can I get it through your thick duck skull?
There is no chance of this happening.
>> Howard the Duck: Ogh!
You hairless apes made me wear pants.
Ducks don't wear pants!
How many famous ducks you know wearing pants?
None! I did this for you guys!
I don't even like pants!
I ducking hate pants.
>> Speaker 6: Now is that nice, Howard?
I mean honestly, I'm here for you boobla.
>> Howard the Duck: Then get me the Blu-ray.
>> Speaker 6: Ain't gonna happen.
>> Howard the Duck: A measly Blu-ray release.
Slap a big silver 25 on it.
>> Speaker 6: No, Howard, no.
Look, I'll tell you what.
You get George Lucas to get behind this thing and you're on.
The Blu Ray, red carpet, you name it.
>> Howard the Duck: Ugh, freaking Lucas.
He'll never forgive me for the wedgie.
>> Speaker 6: Hm.
Never heard of that movie.
>> Howard the Duck: No, a real wedgie.
I gave him an epic one on the last day of production.
>> Speaker 6: Great!
So we're done here.
[SOUND] Good to see you, kid.
Ciao, boobla.
>> Howard the Duck: Oh, we're so not done here.
You're not the only hairless ape I know in this joint.
Get those Blu-ray presses rolling, I'm going straight to the top!
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>> Joe Quesada: Hi, I'm Joe Quesada, chief creative officer at Marvel Entertainment.
As you know by now, 2011 marks 25 years since Howard the Duck graced the silver
screen, and changed the course of cinema history.
We here at Marvel want to mark this momentous occasion
with the silver anniversary Blu-ray release.
So I would like to address myself to a very, very special person, George Lucas.
George, you are the greatest thing to happen in the history of pop culture.
And buddy, Howard the Duck put you there.
So here's what I'm thinking.
I'm thinking, there hasn't been enough dough.
I'm talking about moolah.
Greenbacks thrown your way.
So, as an officer of Marvel Entertainment, I've been authorized.
I'm authorized, right? >> Speaker 8: Mm-hm.
>> Joe Quesada: I've been authorized to give you this check for $1,732.27.
That's right, $1,732.27.
All you need to do,
is approve the Howard the Duck silver anniversary Blu-ray release.
And attend the red carpet release party.
And this check George is all yours to do with what you please.
[SOUND] Think about it George.
You know where I could be reached.
>> Howard the Duck: [NOISE] You had to do it, didn't you?
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