- Nick!
You know I never wanted you to go through no divorce,
but don't it feel good to not have to lie about
smashing the Wild N Out girls?
(audience cheers)
- I plead the fifth.
(audience cheers)
(hip hop music)
(audience cheers)
- Mister Nick Cannon, how old
were you when you sold out to the man?
(audience groans)
- How old were you, Nick?
- I didn't sell out!
I don't know what you talkin' 'bout.
- I rest my case.
- I object.
- I know you didn't sell out.
I sold out.
I sold out a Walmart, Target--
(audience cheers)
- Nicholas Bartholomew Cannon.
- Not my name.
- Is it true that Bow Wow slept
with Kim Kardashian before you did?
(audience groans)
- Nah, I went first.
Ask Ray J.
(audience cheers)
- [Group Voice Over] Wild out!
- ♪ Put your right hand up ♪
♪ Put your left hand up ♪
♪ Put your right hand up. ♪
The beautiful Remy Ma, how you doin' today?
- I'm fine. - I just wanna ask
a couple of questions.
We all know what happened.
We know that you have been to the penitentiary system.
You have inside information.
So, what I wanna ask you today, Miss Remy Ma,
is how many cartons of cigarettes, exactly,
do you think this bitch woulda went for?
- [Nick] Oh!
(audience cheers)
- I would say like a half a carton.
It depends what, you know, that person's wiling to do.
(audience laughs and cheers)
- Just a half?
- That's a lot! - I can't even get
a full carton? - That's a lot!
- Half a carton of cigarettes?
- That's a lot.
Charlemagne, half a carton of cigarettes,
God bless you, my sista.
(audience cheers)
- What's up, Nick?
- What up, Hit?
- We was supposed to go to the studio last night, won't we?
- Yeah, yeah, man.
- I ain't hear from you.
So, what was you doin' between 10 p.m. and midnight?
- Ten, I was 'bout to get somethin' to eat
and I was sleep by midnight.
- Really, Nick?
Your honor, I wanna bring out a witness.
She said, was you gon let the people know exactly
what it was you was about to eat?
(audience cheers)
- I was 'bout to eat her!
(audience cheers)
- [Group Voiceover] Wild Out!
- I got a question for you, Stevie J.
Let me tell you what blow my mind.
These Wild N Out girls.
Look, look, we got one with the cotton candy hair.
We got the short brown with the sideburns all curly on cue.
My question is, if you could have one of 'em,
which one would you take down?
(audience groans)
- All of them.
That one, that one.
That one!
That one.
I want the whole room!
- People in the courtroom today are watching you play
Plead the fifth and we want to know
five rappers that you can rap better than.
(audience groans)
- Nick Nick Nick Nick Cannon.
(audience laughs and cheers)
- [Nick] We gon' see!
- [Group Voiceover] Wild out!
- Now, you my man, Shaq, but I got a question
that I know everybody in here wondering.
What do you do when you have to take a number two
on a airplane?
(audience laughs)
- I'll show you.
(audience laughs)
The doors be real small, right?
So I gotta come in, head first, then I gotta turn around,
make sure the toilet clean, wipe it off,
then I gotta put my whole body against the door,
pull 'em down, then I gotta squeeze like this
and my knees be against the door
and I be like...
(audience cheers)
- You never know unless you ask.
(audience cheers)
- Ray J.
You had the show, uh, Love of Ray J, right?
- Did I?
Yeah, yeah, I had that.
- Yeah, you did, you did.
I just wanna know, I know America wanna know.
Which girl on that show had the worst (beeps) game?
(audience groans)
- Imma keep it 100. - That mean she use teeth,
all that.
- Listen, I ain't never did this.
- It's okay.
- It's gon be a lot of people that's 'bout to be mad.
- We need our G names, baby!
- Alright, alright.
I plead the fifth.
(audience cheers)
- Smart man!
- [Group Voiceover] Wild out!
- Nicholas Cannon.
- Yes.
- Just three questions, okay?
- Three?
- Just left the crime scene.
What letter is between H and J?
- I.
- Okay, alright.
P-L-E-A-D spells what?
- Plead.
- Oh, plead, okay, yep, that's two.
Okay, now, this one here, I just want you
to fill in the blank, okay?
Just fill in the blank.
It's gonna help us a lot.
In the show Martin, it's Bruh Man from floor.
(audience laughs)
- The fifth.
- Thank you, your honor.
(audience cheers)
- Whatever!
- Nicholas Cannon.
- We see him all on Instagram, you know,
in matching Ferraris.
- He's managing her now.
- Managing her!
- But she's out of control.
- We just wanna know, you (beeps) Amber Rose or what, man?
(audience cheers)
- Absolutely not!
(audience groans)
Y'all don't believe me?
This is the Bible.
- That ain't no damn Bible!
- I'm her manager!
(audience talks back)
- Time out!
Time out!
That is a good point.
She don't do nothing, Nick.
What are you managing?
That's an even better question.
What does Amber Rose do?
(audience laughs)
- I plead the fifth.
- [Group Voiceover] Wild out!
- You can have whatever you'd like.
Well, I like the truth, Mr. Harris.
Do you mind if I call you Mr. Harris?
That is your name, right, sir?
Don't have anything to say.
Government, Clifford Harris, Correct?
Well, I can understand.
I only know two Cliffords, that's you and the big red dog.
We gon keep it moving.
We all know you a mogul, you one
of the greatest hip hop artists of our time,
but what people don't give you credit
for us you are also a lifesaver.
You talked a man down from off of a sky scraper
that prevented him from hurting himself, right?
- That could be the case.
Well, since you like saving things so much,
how come you never have done anything
to help save my team captain's rap career?
How come you never done anything?
You've never done a feature, you never done a song.
I've never even seen you in a picture with him.
Why have you not helped him?
- We on the same team!
- Look man, I'm tryna get you a feature from Tip right now.
Let me work, alright?
- What rap career?
(audience cheers)
- Nick Cannon.
- Yes, Mr. Mike?
- It's only one question we all wanna know the answer to.
(audience groans)
Do you even like your music?
(audience cheers)
- [Audience And Cast] Tell the truth!
Tell the truth!
Tell the Truth!
- I plead the fifth.
(audience cheers)
- [Group Voiceover] Wild out!
- I just wanna say, I think you are real beautiful.
Like really, real beautiful.
And myself, my cast mates, and I know every dude in here
would really like to know,
how much of that booty is really real?
(audience groans)
- Y'all all wanna know?
These guys over here? - Yes, yes, yes, yes!
- Alright, Imma put you up on game.
It's real in your hands, but y'all don't need
to be worrying about booty that's above your weight class.
(audience cheers)
- Uh, Mr. Ross.
- Right, right.
- Imma get straight to it.
You know, MMG, that's your label.
So, MMG is more than a label, though.
It's like a family.
- Most definitely.
- You guys are like brothers.
And, as we all know, brothers fight sometimes.
And it was a well-publicized dispute between two
of your biggest artists, so my question to you, Mr. Ross,
is, in a brotherly, friendly, fist fight,
who you taking?
Meek Mill or Wale?
(audience cheers)
- Who you got?
- Imma plead the fifth.
- Exactly!
(audience cheers)
- [Group Voiceover] Wild out!
- Hi Nick, how are ya?
- Hi, Jess.
Which one of her hits, something you don't have,
so sorry, so sorry, so sorry!.
It's very rude.
I know you're my boss, sorry.
Um, which one of her hits would you say
best describes how you feel about Mariah Carey now?
I Should Have Cheated?
I Just Want it to be Over?
Or I Don't Love You No Mo'?
(audience cheers)
- [Man In Audience] It's okay, Nick, you can admit it!
- I don't love you no mo'!
(audience cheers)
- He's lyin'!
He's lyin'!
- Okay, I still love her a little bit.
(audience cheers)
- My grind alright? - Yes sir.
My grind good? - Yes.
- Okay.
Luda.
- Yes sir.
- You a family man now.
- Yeah.
- But you wasn't always that way.
You told us you had hoes by near, hoes by far.
It was hoes in the room, it was hoes in the car.
And then, you went as far to tell us you had
hoes in other area codes.
- True.
- Now that you married, when you visit with your family,
which area code are you most worried about?
(audience cheers)
- Good question!
- That's a good question.
Imma have to go with the 2-1-3.
- Two-one, they be giving me trouble too!
(audience cheers)
- [Group Voiceover] Wild out!
- Mr. Cannon, you create opportunities for people.
For example, the Wild N Out girls.
Like, you give them a opportunity to be more than just
objectified on Instagram and social media.
- You get it, you get it!
- So, my question to you with that said, Mr. Cannon is,
would you allow your daughter to be a Wild N Out girl?
(audience groans)
- Hell, nah!
(audience cheers)
- Oh, oh!
Hell nah!
Ladies, come here!
Come here, Ladies.
Uh, well, with that being said,
what is it that the Wild N Out girls do
that you wouldn't want your daughter to do?
(audience cheers and laughs)
- I Plead the fifth!
- Exactly!
(upbeat hip hop music)