- This season, it has been so much fun
to partner with Target.
I don't know if y'all know
that when you try to return anything at Target,
it's very, very easy to do,
so I thought it'd be fun to put up some hidden cameras,
Send my writer Adam, and pretend like he works there.
Something we call Kevin the Cashier
Played by Adam.
[singing] - Kevin the cashier
Played by Adam
- Hello.
Are we returning all of this?
Okay.
Let me just take out my gum.
Yeah.
Do you have your receipt?
You gave it to me already?
Oh, jeez, I put my gum in it.
I can try to-- Here, you know what?
I'll just--
Ten second rule.
Hi, how are you doing?
Oh, sorry, can you take a number first?
Yeah, we got to--
It just keeps track of the customers.
43.
44.
45.
46.
47.
Oh, 47.
Was there anything wrong with any of these items?
- Oh, okay.
Hayliana.
This one doesn't have a tag on it.
Yeah, now--
- No, that was the last one.
I got all the others. - Oh.
- I had a system where the ones that I scanned
I put on either the computer or myself or Hayliana.
- Okay.
- I can help you over here.
I saw you trying to get across.
It was like "Frogger."
Do you play "Frogger."
"Frogger."
"Frogger." "Frogger."
"Frogger," the video game.
The video game.
No, when you were trying to cross
and there's people coming,
you look like "Frogger."
And you just want it refunded to the card?
- Yeah.
It's good you said that, 'cause I don't know
how to do anything else.
Bye.
"Frogger."
Is there anything wrong with the items?
Oh, I can't really take it back
if there's not anything wrong with it.
No.
Do you want to?
Go for it, seriously.
I'll just say it was broken.
$70--those were expensive toys we just broke.
Enjoy your toilet paper, sir.
Can you hold that up so I can scan it?
I just feel weird touching that.
Can you just hold it up a little higher?
There you go. Yeah, I just feel--
I feel uncomfortable about it.
Can you just throw that in here?
Then--yeah, then I don't have to touch it.
Eww.
I can do a gift card refund. - Okay.
- Or if you want, you can trade it in for the mystery box.
- [laughs]
- We have a mystery box.
- You'll take it?
- [laughs]
- What is it?
Oh, it's floss picks.
It's floss picks.
- [laughs]
- May I help you?
Oh, sorry, you have to just go through the line there.
Now I can help you down here.
Oh, you want to return all this stuff?
Returns have to be called in first,
but you can do it right here.
If I give you my number, can you just call it in
and then come over?
That's just policy. There you go.
And if you can just go over there
and then call it in, and then I can do it.
It'll be real quick after that.
Target, this is Kevin speaking.
- You were just up here, right? - Yeah.
- Okay, yeah, you can bring it over.
- Yeah, it's weird, but, you know,
I got to follow the rules.
- Where's-- I got to find the--
- What's that?
'Cause you watch the "Ellen" show?
Do you think she's caught on to what's going on yet or no?
No?
So I can still, like, keep doing this,
like, right in front of her.
We'll just-- we'll just keep going then.
Hold on, I have to clear this out
'cause I think I did it wrong,
'cause I was too focused on, like,
the hidden camera thing that we're doing right now.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- [laughs]
- I tried them on. It was hilarious.
It was like we were doing a bit for TV or something.
I'm gonna explain to you, 'cause you didn't--
you didn't get what we were doing the whole time.
There's a hidden camera up there behind you.
See there's a camera on the wall?
I don't actually work for Target.
You're on the "Ellen DeGeneres Show" right now.
- You knew that.
- She knew. She knew.
Here, we're giving you some extra gift cards.
Thank you guys so much for being a good sport.
[cheers and applause]
- Thank you, Adam, and thank you, Target, so much.
We'll be right back.