- The two of you together--
first of all, the movie is hilarious.
I was laughing so hard.
And that whole gag reflex thing--
I don't know how you both didn't just lose it
every single time.
- I--I did.
I basically ruined the--
I mean, I ruined, like, 15 takes.
- We did a lot of takes. - Yeah.
Had you met before?
- Met, yeah. We'd met. - Yeah.
- But we didn't really know each other.
- I remember meeting Johnny-- I was invited to, like,
some type of aftershow thing in London.
- Yes.
- And it was the first time we really hung out, and--
- How long ago was this?
- Maybe four or five years ago. - Yeah, four or five years.
- And I went in, and, you know,
I thought I was, like, sort of cool
until I met him.
- [chuckles]
- And then he was, like, so cool
and rolling cigarettes and stuff and--
and I was like, "Wow, I'm a total nerdy mom,
and I'm like"--
[laughter]
And then he was like--
oh, I was like, "Wow, you can roll a cigarette like that?"
And he's like--
- It may not have been a cigarette, Gwyneth, but--
[laughter] - Got a good point.
- So you didn't really know each other,
and then you worked together.
Were there surprises?
Were there-- he's hilarious, isn't he?
That, to me, I think... - No.
- Is a surprise to a lot of people,
is how exactly funny he is.
- He's the funniest person I've ever worked with.
I wet myself and, like, pitted out laughing.
[laughter]
Was that-- was that in the bathtub?
[both laughing] - No, it wasn't.
- 'Cause--because I did wonder.
[laughter]
- Why the water was staying so pleasantly warm?
- It was so warm.
[laughter]
- So what drove you crazy about Johnny?
Tell us the worst thing about him.
- [clicks tongue] - [laughing]
- He's sort of perfect. - Yeah.
- I mean, he's pretty amazing. - Aw.
- Something must have-- no, something must have
driven you crazy working with him.
- You know how, like, your alarm clock might go off,
and it might say, like, "Oh, it's 8:00.
I need to get up and go to work."
- Right.
- I think when Johnny's goes off,
he's like, "Oh, I need to sleep for six more hours."
[laughter]
- Because I have to work today.
- Right. - [chuckles]
- He just has a different-- he's too cool
to follow a regular 24-hour schedule like we do.
- I see.
- I mean, my on time is just slightly late.
That's all. [laughter]
- Right.
- Well, then why don't people tell you, like,
an hour or two earlier so that then you would be.
- I've begged them to.
I've begged them to.
- And they don't do it? - They won't.
They won't fool me.
- [laughing]
- What did--what just--
they don't fool you?
- They can't fool me that way. - I see.
And what does Gwyneth do that is--drives you crazy?
- She's just Gwyneth.
[laughter]
She's just-- look at her.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- She's fantastic. - She's a wonderful thing.
- She is a wonderful thing.
- All the way. Yeah.
- You each have two children.
How old are your kids now, Gwyneth?
- My daughter's 11, and my son is 8.
- That's crazy. - I know.
It's going fast. - And your kids, Johnny?
- My boy's 12, and my daughter's 15.
- And have they met?
Have your kids met each other?
- Our kids met Jack on set. - That's right, yeah.
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
- And what's the easiest?
The girl or the boy?
[laughter]
Yeah, I'll start with Johnny.
- Ha! Um...
Yeah.
[laughter]
Yeah.
- Are they both hard?
- They're both wonderful.
[laughter]
- But, you know, as a-- as a grown man and a father
and, you know, a man, uh...
there's--you--
there's nothing you can understand about a teenage girl.
Nothing. - Yeah?
- [laughing] - Yeah.
- Really?
- Yep. [laughter]
No, she's amazing. - But you're so cool.
- The problem is, she's more--
infinitely more sophisticated than I am,
and she can run circles around me,
and she knows that she's got me wrapped...
- Oh, I see. - Around her pinky.
- But she has to know how cool you are, right?
- I don't think she would ever think that.
- Really? [laughter]
- Most likely not.
- That's just insane that your daughter
wouldn't understand how cool--
Does--do your kids know how cool you are?
- Well, I thought they thought I was cool until--
we were just on holiday,
and my son asked me not to walk near him on the sidewalk.
audience: Aw.
- Yep. - Which felt great.
And my daughter was like,
"Mom, we're going to brunch without you, bye."
And I was like, "You realize I'm here alone.
Like, if you guys go..." [laughs]
They're like, "We're fine. We're going by ourselves."
So, yeah, Moses didn't want to walk next to me
after she didn't want to have brunch with me,
and I was like, "You know, like,
I'm, like, in movies and stuff," you know?
And he's like, "Exactly."
[laughter]