- Going to Easter, happy Easter.
Congratulations on your death and rebirth Jesus!
- Zombie God.
- Zombie God! (laughs)
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- These are the candies that just come from a chicken, right?
The sweets.
Like some chicken make chocolate eggs.
- Okay, I have a lot to explain, but we'll get through it.
- So yeah, we get to eat sweets.
- Brilliant.
Easter candy is my second favorite candy
after Christmas candy, but it's still very good.
- Gonna look adorable.
- It's gonna look like little ears.
- Yeah.
- I have fake eyelashes on,
and they're like crushing up against my eyeballs.
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- Ooh.
- Yes, Reese's.
- It could be nice, it's a peanut butter one.
- Is Darren in the video?
No.
- Can you take that out please,
cause I don't want to touch it.
There you go.
- What?
- So much color.
- They kind of look like,
you know the scarab beetles in the mummy.
- Yes.
- And then they're like ugh.
- Very good.
- Why are they only half eggs?
- So these are all the same flavor
despite being different colors.
- I'm going to eat this one cause it's green
and I love Ireland.
- I don't get the peanut butter thing.
It's horrible man.
- I'm gonna lick the innards out of this.
- Brimmeth.
- I'm ready to go.
- Certainly.
- I mean, I've tasted drier things.
- Ooh, salty.
- Very salty Reese's.
- Can I have more?
- Yeah, can I have more too?
- Guys, this is not great.
It's not.
- Where's the stuff?
Where is the stuff?
Reese's.
- The thing about Reese's is, it's always the same.
You know exactly what you're going to get.
It's always dead-on.
- I think these taste fine.
If I was visiting family
and they threw a pack of them into my lap,
I'd absolutely do eat these instead of talking to people.
- I don't want to be negative,
cause I'd say chocolate's great, but I just don't,
I don't like it.
I'm sorry.
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- Oh.
- Ah.
Well.
- Oh, this looks like fun.
- Grass, what're we eating grass for?
- Hang on, this looks like the stuff you wrap
cellophane with.
- These are adorable.
Maybe I will have kids.
- This is why I love Easter candy.
Not rabbits and birds.
- Okay, okay, so this is a bit of arts and crafts
we have to do.
This involves a little putting together.
- Oh my god, it's like communion bread,
but like way more fun.
- These are disgusting.
- Mmm mm.
- No?
- Honestly this is like one of my favorites so far.
- Kind of coats your lips.
- Well, that is well and truly destroyed, Ciara.
- His arms are heavy, his knees weak.
- Arms.
- Grass spaghetti.
- I was just going to say,
you know, don't take offense to this, but you know
the way cows are just sitting there going,
with their heads, now I understand why,
because it's that hard to chew.
- The Reese's had a flavor that Emman hated,
the grass so far has no flavor,
which he seems to be okay with.
- Oh, you really do.
- Yeah, you really do.
- You got to bless yourself in the muse.
Oh god, I'm going to hell.
- We all were anyway, like let's be honest.
- This is a real Lady and the Tramp-esque situation here.
- It is actually quite nice.
- It is, it's not a deal breaker.
- Oh god.
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- Ooh.
- I did mention cream eggs.
- They're mini, mini, mini.
And they're one dozen.
- Take the lead, there's one dozen,
do we get all dozen?
- No.
- These are the perfect size for cream eggs.
Cause I find cream eggs, they're just like,
I'm just like, ooh.
- They're so sticky.
- It's just sticky all over me.
- I always just bite the top off.
I can't say anything without it sounding really sexual.
- Chicken, you see that.
- Yep.
- Chicken.
- You are wearing a mask of a rabbit though, so.
- Yeah, but it's a chicken.
- I'm very excited about this,
but is it gonna be different, like.
- Is this an American Cadbury, so?
- It's so sticky,
that's what I don't like about eggs, sorry.
- We're a real erotic tag team.
- Oh, these are no.
- It looks slightly under cooked,
but because it's chocolate it actually doesn't matter
too much.
- The yolk and the white is mixed together.
- Yeah.
Are you mad about that?
- A little bit.
- Mine's far more yellow than it has to be.
- You gotta use your tongue,
just to lick the inside.
Your tongue's gonna lick the inside of it.
- And I think.
- It's delicious.
- Serving size, about four.
- You gotta take the white stuff out,
and the yellow stuff out.
- Are you trying to get this video de-monetized,
because.
- My first experience of a cream egg.
- Ever?
- Mmm hmm.
- Have you never had one?
- Never.
- [Camera Person] Would you have one again?
- No.
- They're delicious.
- So good.
- Ah, cream eggs are so good.
- I wouldn't say they're American.
- This is my favorite.
- These are the best.
- Yeah.
- I would rate these a 10.
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- Ooh.
- A little jelly,
wait a minute.
- Marshmallows,
oh they're cute little men.
- They're sour patch kids.
- Oh, yeah.
- Sour patch kids.
Unreal.
- Question.
- How does it have to do with Easter?
- Oh, oh my God.
- What?
- The marshmallows is like an Easter, is an Easter thing.
- Is it?
- I think so.
- They're inside there.
Oh.
- Look at the size of them.
- Whoa, they're big.
That's a lot bigger than I thought.
- Oh my god.
- They're gigantic.
- They're huge.
- A lot.
- I thought they'd be like small sugary things.
- Four flavors, raspberry, lime, bluesberry.
- Orange.
- So we're going to get our vitamins today.
- I'll go for red maybe.
- Give it a bash.
- Ooh, they smell like sugar.
- But sour, I'm so excited.
- I'm gonna go for the blue one
cause I know it has the most chemicals in it.
- Now come one, put that infant into your gob.
- Ready?
- Yeah.
- Let's do it.
- Oh.
- Okay, sour's gone, it's good.
- How you feeling?
Describe it.
Use your palate.
- Oh.
- Oh, so good.
- It's like.
- This should be a Peep.
It's very sweet so I'm spitting all over myself.
- I love it.
- I like them.
- Oh, they're great.
- I think they're fine.
I, well, I give them a four.
- Very good.
- Very hard to swallow.
- Everything we're saying is obscene.
- I wouldn't say they're Easter-y,
I don't think there's anything Easter-y about them.
- You don't?
- No, no.
Stop trying to set me up.
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- One more, very exciting, you go Emman.
- Oh my goodness.
- Blow Pops, where are they?
It's blow pop.
- Blow job.
- Big old.
- I'm sorry, I misread that.
- You know it doesn't say blowjob.
- I do, I do know that.
- Pop in your mouth.
- Pop in your mouth, I don't like how you're saying that
while making eye contact.
- Oh, it's the with the blob in the middle.
- Total fat, zero.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- A lot like you.
- Whoa, these look like marbles.
- Excuse you, I'm muscles.
That's what I'm saying, you're zero fat.
- Oh, yeah.
- Low body fat.
Yeah, there we go.
- Zero body fat, gym baby.
- They're like hard-boiled sweets, I was expecting.
- Ah.
- It's got two sweets,
we're just gonna take this and slam it down now,
hold this one, oh hello.
- Is it in your sleeve?
- Mmm.
- My dentist is like watching going like.
- Yeah, he's like, for fuck's sake.
- So it's got like a little,
a little center of bubblegum.
- I'd be afraid I'd swallow it.
- Your instinct wants to swallow after you've chewed it.
- Are you supposed to be able to blow a bubble with that?
- Did you eat all yours?
- Yeah, I ate the whole thing,
was I not supposed to chew it?
- That's gonna sit in your belly for a hundred years now.
- Was that, that wasn't bubblegum?
- That's Tutti Fruity bubblegum.
- Mmm.
- So hard exterior.
- But soft inside.
- Like this guy.
- Yay.
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- I'd say these sweets are very good
if you have very noisy children and
through a process you want to make their mouths seal up.
- They're not blowing me away.
These blow pops aren't blowing me away.
- We talked, thought it was going
to be a lot of chocolate eggs.
- Yeah.
- And there was only two chocolate eggs.
- I think Easter candy has nothing to do with Easter.
- It was nice.
I just liked the chocolate.
The cream egg was probably the best.
And that's, you know.
- I did love the Reese's as well,
I thought they were very nice.
- Easter is a time.
- Of giving.
- Of giving, and being forgiven.
- Forgiven.
- It's about dying, about being resurrected.
- And fish.
- Thanks very much for hopping onto this channel.
- Oh.
- And watching our Easter treats video.
If you liked that, you should hit the subscribe button
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- And we'll rise again in three days.
- Yeah.