- Who am I, Hedwig? What am I?
(upbeat music)
I'm Harry, Harry Potter.
- Hey guys, Tessa here.
And for today's video, I'm going to be giving you a tour
of my Harry Potter bookshelf.
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Let's do this.
Okay, so shelf number one in my Harry Potter bookshelf tour
is based off of Sorcerer's Stone.
Sorcerer's Stone, Philosopher's Stone, you get it.
Guys, I am so happy with the way that this shelf came out.
I think it looks amazing.
And you guessed it, the first seven shelves
that I am going to be showing you are based off
of the seven Harry Potter books.
In the middle, we have a beautiful Harry Potter book,
the hard covers because those are my favorite.
On top of this book, we have one of Harry's horses.
This is not an authentic prop replica,
this is a horse that I got off of Amazon.
Harry was the original horse girl. You heard it here first.
Okay, moving on.
So right here, we have a replica of Harry's first wand,
the one that Harry uses in the first movie.
Now they changed the style of the wands,
I think in Prisoner of Azkaban.
This wand was made by Brown and Lobban.
He is an amazing, incredible wand maker
and you should definitely check him out on Instagram.
But this one just gives me so much nostalgia
because that shot of Harry holding his wand
in Ollivander's is so iconic and gives me chills.
And when they do that thing in the Wizarding World
where you hold the wand and the music plays
and I get so teary-eyed, I want to vomit and cry.
Okay, moving on.
Right here, we have a lovely little package.
What do we have here?
It's the Sorcerer's-slash-Philosopher's Stone, baby.
I think I got this from one of Cherry's past boxes
because Cherry makes the most beautiful
and iconic Harry Potter things.
Come at me, Nicolas Flamel.
We got some Galleons, some Sickles.
Actually, we only have one.
We have one Galleon, one Sickle and one Knut.
But I wanted these coins present because it reminded me
of when Harry took the lot.
I am a rich bitch now.
(coins clatter)
Oh my goodness. (laughs)
The queen has arrived. Is this a queen?
I believe this was also a part of one of Cherry's boxes.
And it's just so beautiful.
I would be horrible at wizard's chess.
I already know that Ron would beat me every single time.
My poor chess pieces would never win and get beaten up,
so I must protect her and keep her safe.
But this truly is the best line in the entire movie.
Once I make my move, then you're free to check the king.
No, Ron, no!
Hanging right here, I'm not going to move it,
we have one of the flying keys.
In the back, which I'm not going to move
because then things would fall over.
(coins clatter) Oh my goodness.
We have my favorite thing in the first Harry Potter,
which is the Hagrid butt cake.
When I tell you it's my favorite,
I'm telling you the truth.
That is not a real cake.
Even though it looks like a real cake, it's not.
And then right above the cake,
we have one of Harry's letters.
And this one is actually a purse.
It looks just like one of Harry's letters, but it's a purse.
Harry, bless him, could not catch a single letter.
Why was he trying to catch them when they were every,
okay, you. (sighs)
Okay, moving on to the other side of the shelf,
in the front, we got some balls.
It's a Remebrall. (laughs)
I think Cherry did this, too.
Cherry's just taken over my shelves, as she should.
I kinda wish I could split this open
and put some red tissue paper in the middle
because I forget things all the time.
Here, uh-oh, I'm gonna mess up the wings, let's try not to.
Golden snitch.
You can open it. Hold on, hold on.
Oh my gosh, wait, how do I open this?
Why are you, why are you not opening at the close?
Oh, it's this way.
Whoops, no it's not.
You can open it. Look at this clock!
I love it!
Look at this beautiful gold foiling.
I have no clue where I got this.
Everyone goes on the Hogwarts Express
on my birthday, September 1st.
Below Hedwig, that I don't wanna move again,
is a little trunk thing, little Hogwarts trunk.
Then sittin' atop of the trunk, we have Hedwig.
- Who am I, Hedwig? What am I?
- [Tessa] Okay, time for shelf number two,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
(Tessa whispers in Parseltongue)
That's right, baby.
Up at the top of the little book,
you can see my bookmark that looks
like there's little feet sticking out.
This is the coolest thing ever.
It's a replica of Ron's broken wand.
It's so Chamber of Secrets.
Next up, we have this Phoenix Tears candle
and this was in an Accio Box.
Oh my gosh, that smells so good.
It's like cinnamon, grapefruit,
but you gotta have those Phoenix Tears
to cry on Harry. (somber music)
The flying car.
This is a car I could never drive
because I can barely drive on land.
Don't even get me started about driving in the air.
No, no thanks, but love the car.
Here, right there, there.
Tom, I was gonna say Tom Voldemort. (laughs)
It has a little hole in it because Harry put
that basilisk fang in there.
In the back, on both sides, you can see two little howlers.
There's a little Hogwarts crest sticker in the back
and that's from Enchanted Oddities.
Here we got a bottle of Skele-Gro
because Gilderoy couldn't keep his paws
off trying to fix Harry.
I always loved this potion, though.
And this is actually a water bottle.
It's from all Oliver's Brighton.
Here, we have the page that Hermoine wrote on
that says pipes.
Thank God she did this or else the boys
would have been clueless.
Even petrified, Hermoine saved their ass.
God bless, don't fall over Skele-Gro.
This is from The Flying Mandrake on Instagram.
And I love her, she's so cute!
Gotta have the mandrakes so that you can make the potion
so that everyone who's petrified can be okay again.
So God bless these little guys.
This one looks really happy.
And then she's on this little music box.
(music box rings)
Ah, the best part of Chamber of Secrets.
The ending, I sob every time.
There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid.
Shelf number three,
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
All right, starting off, we have the beautiful wand
that I don't wanna touch because I'm afraid
it's gonna knock over.
But it is the wand of Sirius Black.
Next, we have this time turner, which is also a clock.
And this is from PB Teen.
We have a little token for the Knight Bus.
We also have a ticket for the Knight Bus
that you can see in the back.
You gotta to take a trip on the Knight Bus
after you blow up your aunt.
That's the rules when you're running away
from the government.
Also in the background, you can see the Marauder's Map.
This is when we first learn of Mooney, Wormtail,
Padfoot, and Prongs, the best fan fiction to ever come
to Harry Potter.
And if you have not read All the Young Dudes,
please read it.
I am not finished, I don't wanna finish it yet,
because I never want it to end.
It's everything I ever wanted.
(laughs) Right next to the Marauder's Map is a
"have you seen this wizard" photo of myself.
I got that taken at Platform Nine
and Three Quarters in London.
Why would I go to Azkaban, though? I was framed!
And then I really like how I paired this tea cup
with this little spoon.
One of my favorite Harry Potter quotes that Ron says.
Little death omen never hurt anybody
except the person it was for. (laughs)
Shelf number four, Goblet of Fire.
Rita Skeeter here, with a Quick Quotes Quill.
Rita Skeeter is the original drama channel of Hogwarts.
Woo, spinning the egg!
♪ The greatest thing I ever got from the Wizarding World ♪
I just wanna take a bath, baby.
I wish it opened, but this is still so cool.
(egg thuds) Ooh!
And in the back is a little card that I got from Rodney,
my friend, Rodney, who's One Spell Away on Instagram.
Right here is another wand, from Jonker Wands,
and this one is Cedric.
♪ Here comes the boy, Cedric ♪
You can see that I have a lot of the Yule Ball represented,
as well as the Quidditch World Cup.
I got all of these things from different subscription boxes.
It's really hard for me to remember which ones.
And then I have this little butterbeer candle.
Oh my gosh, it smells so good.
In the back, we got a Dark Mark in the sky.
Barty Crouch Jr., had to do it to him,
but the gang's all here.
I think I'm doing a good job with these shelves,
what do you guys think?
Shelf number five, with the introduction
of my favorite character, Luna Lovegood,
in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
Here we go, some sneakers that Luna Lovegood
would absolutely be obsessed with.
Got these from fun.com and they are just perfect for Luna.
Look at this prophecy.
Yeah, Trelawney, you make that prediction, bitch.
I got that proclamation for Christmas.
I think my mom got it on Etsy.
All right, we're getting closer.
We're going through these books.
I know we're at Half Blood Prince, but don't come for me
for putting Rita Skeeter's book there, okay?
I'm just trying to represent the characters
of Snape and Dumbledore.
We have a little love potion right here.
I got this at the Wizarding World.
I think it's actually supposed to be candy,
but I got this a long time ago,
so I would not eat this. (laughs)
And then we have this gorgeous replica
and this was made by Alarm Eighteen, who made it for me.
It's incredible, it's amazing.
And the we got a little Felix Felicis here.
This is from a LitJoy crate box.
Dumbledore in the back.
Again, don't come for me. I know you see that later.
That's from No Match Chris who made that for me.
Dumbledore is a shady little bitch.
This little R.A.B. note. Got this from a subscription box.
And then we had to have both the Horcruxes here.
I got both of these so long ago that I do not remember
where they're from.
I think I might've gotten them at LeakyCon or something.
I have these cute little pensieve bottles.
And I got these when I was at an Audible event
for 20 Years of Magic.
And then we have this big boy.
I want a pensieve. That would be so cool.
(groans)
We made it to the end, witches!
Well, the end of the books.
How many Horcruxes can you spot?
The Elderwand, oh yeah!
The most powerful wand that Harry snaps in half.
Oh, you have to see this mug.
This is so perfect.
This represents the first half of the whole freaking book.
Worst camping trip ever. You could say that again, mug.
And then we have this.
Dumbledore always knew that Harry
would put this ball in his mouth. (laughs)
I hate myself.
The Hermione bag I got from Nobel Collection.
It's beautiful, it's perfect, I love it.
The Taler of Beetle the Bard is again from Alarm Eighteen.
He makes my Ravenclaw heart so, so happy.
What more could a Ravenclaw ask for?
Nothing, except for unlimited knowledge.
Bruce, could you make any more noise?
(laughs) Look at him.
Look at this little guy.
Oh, sweet boy. Okay, all right, back to the tour.
Then we got some Horcruxes over here.
All three of these are from Nobel Collection.
This is my most prized possession, this diadem.
Hufflepuff's cup.
Got duplicated so many freaking times,
I definitely would have lost the actual Horcrux.
Do you know I'm terrified of snakes,
but I had every other Horcrux and I'm like,
"I have to have Nagini!"
Luna shelf!
(Bruce growls)
This video has just descended into madness.
Remember how talkative I was at the beginning of this?
Oh man, what happened to her?
We have this little Pop Funko of Luna.
I think that's the first Luna Funko I ever got.
Here are these Luna glasses I got on Amazon
and I've worn them so much that a little part broke off.
And then here we have Luna's lion hat.
It was always just my favorite thing that Luna has worn
because it just showed how much
she loved supporting her friends.
And the lion hat I also got on Etsy.
This is my little Luna Quibbler candle.
It smells so good. It smells like candy.
Look at this. Keep off the dirigible plums.
And then this wand, though. Oh, it's so Luna.
And then in the back, it's a pandemic Quibbler.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
(broadcast signal)
Guys, this is it. Oh my gosh.
- [Dee] Oh my gosh.
- [Tessa] Oh my gosh, it's so beautiful.
- [Dee] (gasps) Okay, calm down, Dee.
- [Tessa] I think this one's my favorite.
It's my Diagon Alley shelf.
In the center is the Gringott's bank.
It's an actual bank that you can put money in.
I got it on E-bay! Well done, dragon!
This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
This pygmy puff is from LitJoy crate.
This shelf is the best. This is the best one.
I just love Diagon Alley so much.
Oh my God, I miss the Wizarding World.
I wanna go to Orlando so bad.
I'm sorry I'm whispering, but everyone's asleep.
I'm just rambling now.
Hey, leave a comment and let me know which shelf
was your favorite.
So guys, I wanna start doing a thing
at the end of each video where I answer one
of your Harry Potter questions
and we sort a character together.
'Cause this is my channel, my rules. (laughs)
Kind of like the Ravenclaw Riddles
that we do for Fantastic Geeks,
except it's on my channel. (laughs)
Today, I'm taking a question from Emma Young who says,
"Hi, I was wondering, if you could choose one character
from Harry Potter and show him-slash-her-slash-them
our world for one day, who would it be,
what would you do with them, and why?"
To me, this question is so obvious,
but I'm sure you guys might have different answers.
But I gotta take Arthur.
Gotta take Arthur Weasley into the Muggle world.
Whatever I show him, he'll be amazed by.
I mean, I could see how that could get a little annoying
to some people, but for me, seeing people in their element,
seeing people being so excited and happy
is my favorite thing.
But that was a great question. Thank you, Emma.
I almost forgot!
If you wanna submit your Harry Potter-related question
for a Ravenclaw Riddle, email me
at tessastarfishmailatgmail.com
or comment below your question
with the hashtag #RavenclawRiddle and who knows,
I might read your question and answer it in the next video!
Moving on to sorting.
So we're going to start with the Disney Princesses
and first up, we have Snow White.
So what Hogwarts house do you think Snow White
would be in and why?
Comment below and let me know with the hashtag
#SortSnowWhite.
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Bye!
So, they are, oh my God, I'm burping, okay.
Oh my goodness, okay, this is going off the rails.
Okay, look, no, come back!
Listen, I'm scared of snakes because,
when I was a little kid, there was a snake coming at me.
So this was the snake and it was coming at me like this,
right up my face and I was just a little kid.
Maybe if I could talk to snakes it'd be better,
but I'm not a Parseltongue.
♪ I see them bloom for me and you ♪
♪ And I think to myself ♪
♪ What a wonderful world ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ What a wonderful world ♪