NARRATOR: What is an
Well, this is an Angie Tribeca hyper binge--
every episode of Season 2.
That's right.
[screaming]
You can hyper binge every episode of Season 2 right now.
Let's do this.
[sirens]
Previously on Season 1 of "Angie Tribeca"--
Geils, I'm coming.
But you already know about that.
(ANGRILY) Tribeca, what the hell are you doing?
NARRATOR: Yeah, yeah, you knew about that too.
Ooh, I wonder what will happen on Episode
One of the second season of "Angie Tribeca."
First, Angie got herself exploded and woke
up from a coma a year later.
Then she found out about the Geils' love triangle with her
and Scholls.
Did I mentioned that she had Geils'
baby while she was in a coma?
You named her Angie after me?
I named him after you.
NARRATOR: Or the guest star that contractually
we can't even tell you about.
Or the John Doe they found murdered in the park.
Let's take a look at our John Doe's name-- Jonathan Dough.
Or the fact that Tanner brings Tribeca some comfort.
TANNER: You know what always makes me feel better?
A big bag of dicks.
God, that's a lot of ground to cover for one episode.
I'm starving.
NARRATOR: Oh, they found that John Dough's murder by the way.
You're under arrest for the murder of Jonathan Dough.
NARRATOR: And that's what happened on "Angie Tribeca."
Then on Episode Two of the second season of "Angie
Tribeca," Angie and Geils found the dead body
of Sushi Chef Kobayashi Maru.
Call the coroner.
Tell her to bring the big mop.
NARRATOR: Then they briefed Lieutenant Atkins.
Kobayashi Maru-- 71 years old.
Born in Osaka, Japan, 71 years ago.
Mother, female-- father, male.
Current status dead.
NARRATOR: And where is he from? -Japan.
NARRATOR: Got it.
Then they paid Dr. Scholls a visit.
Which was awkward, because she, Geils and Tribeca
are in a love triangle.
I'm in love with Tribeca, but I'm dating you.
NARRATOR: But back to the crime scene.
No prints, no hair, no DNA from anyone else.
What about the giant harpoon under the sheet?
I shot this very harpoon at a whaling boat.
How does that exonerate you?
(MOCKING) How does that exonerate you?
NARRATOR: Sick burn, Busy Philipps.
And then they went to the Japanese restaurant
Kobayashi owned.
GEILS: Joseph Takagi, you're under arrest
for the murder and immaculate plating of Kobayashi Maru.
Appetizers on the house?
NARRATOR: You damn right they're on the house.
And that's what happened on "Angie Tribeca."
And then on Episode Three of the second season
of "Angie Tribeca," Geils was feeling
the burden of parenthood.
-Geils, get down. -I can't.
If I stop bouncing, he'll start crying.
NARRATOR: Then a dead body washed up on the beach,
typical.
Before we go any further, I think it just
needs to be said that this guy is ripped-- abs, pecks, Magic
Mike V. I'm not saying I'm gay or a necrophiliac,
but if I was, I certainly wouldn't tell you guys.
NARRATOR: Then they had a fight about their freaky love
triangle.
He's having sex with me when he thinks about you.
Get over it.
NARRATOR: So Geils went undercover as a lifeguard
to find out who was dumping all those bodies.
It's kind of fun to say-- dumping bodies,
dumping bodies, dumping bodies.
We got a mantra out here, no fatties.
NARRATOR: But the lifeguards were on to him.
Then it turned out that all the lifeguards
were undercover cops.
Alberto Martinez, ATF.
Stacy Galina, FBI.
Mama Lukabubude, ADT Security Services.
NARRATOR: Mama Lukabubude?
Hey, that's kind of fun to say.
Mama Lukabubude, dumping bodies, Mama
Lukabubude, dumping bodies.
And that's what happened on "Angie Tribeca."
After that, on Episode Four of the second season
of "Angie Tribeca"--
ATKINS: Has anyone here heard of the website MeetandCheat.org?
[coughing]
Their server's been hacked.
NARRATOR: Excuse me, I had something in my throat.
The FBI has sent us a tech expert
to help out with the case.
NARRATOR: I bet it's Heather Graham.
Special Agent Diane Duran.
Good morning.
NARRATOR: I won that bet.
Agent Duran, Detectives Treils and Gibeca.
He's Treils, I'm Gibeca.
NARRATOR: No you're not, and Heather
Graham isn't who she seems.
When you see the bigger picture, Tribeca,
it will all make sense, and you're
going to be a big part of it. -Really?
I'm going to be a big part of it?
Wait, I don't want any part of it.
But like how big of a part?
NARRATOR: You're the title character.
(YELLING) Tribeca? NARRATOR: Hold tight, Geils.
GEILS: (YELLING) Tribec-- aagh!
NARRATOR: Yikes.
You can't compete with me, Tribeca.
NARRATOR: Call for backup.
I need back up.
She's too much woman for me.
Show her the woman cop you really are.
NARRATOR: That's it, keep going--
[ripping] slower.
Wow, that look is perfect.
NARRATOR: Keep it in your pants, because that's what
happened on "Angie Tribeca."
I'm so confused.
NARRATOR: Then on Episode Five of the second season
of "Angie Tribeca"--
Someone is pushing Mayor Perry's donors down the stairs,
but because they're old no one looks into it.
But guess what?
I looked into it, and it turns out
someone is pushing Mayor Perry's donors down the stairs,
but because they're old no one looks into it.
But guess what? I looked into it.
I'm going to stop you right there.
NARRATOR: Geils stops Angie right there.
and so does the police chief--
ATKINS: I am going to say this once-- stand down, stand down.
NARRATOR: --who hires this lady to keep stopping Tribeca.
Are you working a case?
Nope, just getting a mop.
WOMAN: Uh, uh, uh--
NARRATOR: How'd she get in there?
WOMAN: Nice try.
NARRATOR: What the [beep]?
But nothing can stop Angie from talking about old people.
Geils, please, old people are dying.
Would you listen to yourself?
TRIBECA (ON RECORDER): Geils, please, old people are dying.
Is that what I sound like?
NARRATOR: Then Geils gets an offer
that stops him in his tracks.
I got to tell you the coffee upstairs is really excellent.
NARRATOR: Cream and sugar, please.
Why is it so important that I go upstairs?
Because he wants to push you down them.
One cup of Jo, that's all I'm saying.
The only Joe you'll be cupping is the prison warden.
NARRATOR: You just got served, and that's what
happened on "Angie Tribeca."
Later, on Episode Six of the second season
of "Angie Tribeca"--
[screaming]
It is my dream to one day cure cancer,
so that once again we may all enjoy the pleasures
of smoking and drinking.
NARRATOR: That science sounds right.
Then this happened.
I need you two to get over to the hospital.
Somebody's stealing organs.
Do we know who? It would save a lot of time.
NARRATOR: It would, Geils, but then the show would be over.
Back to the hospital.
Have you seen this kidney?
SURGEON:Ugh, gross.
Why would you show me that?
NARRATOR: Super gross.
Nurse Lowboobs--
Oh, how you doing, sister?
Come on, baby.
NARRATOR: Then they took this nurse in for questioning.
After the doctor left, I made an incision
and took the kidney out.
You're a lying whore.
Who is she?
NARRATOR: Maya Rudolph, she's very famous.
Now, blow your nose on this kitten.
What happened?
NARRATOR: Angie's kidney was stolen and put in a cooler,
but Geils performed emergency surgery.
It's the oldest story in the world.
NARRATOR: It really is.
Thanks for putting my kidney back.
I'll think about you every time I pee.
NARRATOR: And that's what happened--
[screaming] --on "Angie Tribeca."
After that, on Episode Seven of the second season
of "Angie Tribeca," Angie took a personal day.
Because this time, it's personal.
TANNER: We get a personal days?
I came in when I had meningitis.
NARRATOR: Than a boy band member named PT Cruiser accidentally
got his head blown off.
-So where's the head? -On eBay.
NARRATOR: Then Geils questioned the rest of the boy band.
GEILS: Skyler, the pretty one.
Chad, the fat one.
Funny, funny one.
NARRATOR: Then Tribeca visited Heather Graham in prison.
Would you care for a glass of pinot?
It's from the vineyard in my toilet.
NARRATOR: Heather Graham in prison, all pent up
and behind bars.
Than Tanner went undercover and joined the boy band.
I can do it.
You sure, Tanner?
I mean I did the [inaudible] for six months down
at the Pantages, which you all would have known about if you'd
came to one of my shows.
Oh, that was a crazy time for me.
NARRATOR: Then, James Franco said--
I'm going to go pee so I don't get a UTI.
NARRATOR: Then they figured out it was Skyler, the pretty one.
GEILS: Tanner, turns out Skyler is the murderer.
Oh, found out already, good.
And that's what happened on "Angie Tribeca."
Here's what happened on Episode Eight
of the second season of "Angie Tribeca."
[whistle blowing]
Is that a whistle?
In his windpipe, and something tells me
he wasn't born with it.
Although, he did die with it.
NARRATOR: After seven episodes, Geils finally makes his move.
I'm so incredibly attracted to you.
[burping]
NARRATOR: Good gravy.
I'm in a bad place, Geils.
You don't want any part of this.
NARRATOR: I know I don't.
Meanwhile, Atkins and Tanner were on the job.
Tanner, hit the siren.
[making siren noises]
NARRATOR: The napkins called in a favor.
President Obama?
Is it OK if we look inside a Coast Guard truck?
Thank you. Good night, sir.
Wait, can I talk to him?
Oh, he hung up.
NARRATOR: Then Geils got a tattoo.
Smash Mouth is two words.
NARRATOR: Back to Atkins and Tanner
who busted a truck full of--
How's it going, eh?
TANNER: Canadians.
Mr. President?
We have a situation.
NARRATOR: How a-boot that?
[screaming]
NARRATOR: And that's what happened on "Angie Tribeca."
Disgusting, isn't it?
Horrible.
NARRATOR: And then, on Episode Nine of the second season
of "Angie Tribeca"--
A graphic designer has been murdered.
[thud]
NARRATOR: Ouch.
Click, click, mouse, mouse, mouse, print, print--
NARRATOR: So Geils questioned this guy.
Mr. Cook, where were you last night?
-I was in Oklahoma. -Which part?
Understudy for Curly McClain.
I'm going to need to see a playbill.
NARRATOR: The Oxnard Herold gave it three stars,
but then this happened.
Found this in the dumpster next to Ellsworth's apartment.
There's traces of blood in here that matched the victim--
That would tell us exactly who did it.
A. Tribeca.
Please tell me it's not Angie Tribeca.
I'm afraid so.
The Angie Tribeca that works here?
Yep.
NARRATOR: Ooh, damn, it's going down.
And this time it's personal.
NARRATOR: This time it's personal.
This time is personal.
NARRATOR: This time it's personal.
This time is personal.
NARRATOR: This time it's personable.
Well, I guess, you have no choice but to arrest me, Jay.
ATKINS: I just want you to know if there's anything you need--
I know.
But we can't really help you right now.
You're pretty toxic.
TRIBECA: Ow. NARRATOR: Yikes.
TRIBECA: Ow. -All right.
ATKINS: Oh.
NARRATOR: And that's what happened on "Angie Tribeca."
(WHISPERING) Do it. [door slamming]
NARRATOR: And finally, on the last episode
of the second season of "Angie Tribeca."
Hoffman took a shower, which is hilarious because he's a dog.
Get out of the shower, dog.
The mayor's wife is in danger.
I'm having Tanner and Hoffman transport he
and his wife to a safe house at an undisclosed location.
NARRATOR: Then Tanner and Hoffman actually transported
the mayor and his wife to a safe house
at an undisclosed location.
Then Tribeca and Geils lit the ignition button
and primed the love pump.
You seem different.
All women should go to prison.
NARRATOR: After that was over, they figured
out how to catch James Franco.
TRIBECA: We put him the mayor where Pepper wants him,
and then when the mouse goes in for the cheese--
GEILS: He eats the cheese--
TRIBECA: --we spring the trap.
Wait, if you're Tribeca, then who's this?
After a series of elaborate disguises--
You had sex with me.
NARRATOR: They finally figured out who slept with whom.
Wait, so then who ended up having sex?
NARRATOR: And that's what happened on "Angie Tribeca."
Smell you later.
"Angie Tribeca" Season 2, all new Mondays at 9:00 on TBS.