Mom, Dad, look!
Yo! I'm Dylan. Ma, what up?
Hey.
What's up?
♪ As a young rapper Young Dylan ♪
♪ You ain't gotta worry ♪ ♪ 'Bout nothing ♪
Now... what rhymes with Yasmine?
Mm. Wasmine.
Mm, I don't know. Um, ooh, has been.
Has been, let me get that... That's great.
[chuckles]
How can you sleep with all that?!
I don't hear anything.
Exactly!
Where's the car horns? The car alarms?
The car jackings?!
I guess none of that happens here.
That's the beauty of the suburbs.
That's the booty of the suburbs.
Eww!
♪ For a long time Not gonna stop ♪
♪ Not even for a minute I didn't come to play ♪
♪ I came to get with it ♪
[Myles] Dylan!
♪ Been on my grime For a long time ♪
♪ Not gonna stop ♪
♪ Not even for a minute ♪
♪ I didn't come to play ♪
- Dylan.
Dylan, Dylan. Dylan!
Yo, man. Don't walk up on me like that!
You was about to catch these hands. Don't.
What? How do you catch hands?
Walk up on me like that again, and I might show you.
♪ You go by Mr. Matthews I can see that on your desk ♪
♪ When are you gonna learn Young Dylan is the best ♪
♪ Uncle Myles just chill I can see you getting stressed ♪
♪ Mr Matthews and me We cool you see ♪
♪ The fact is I'm the greatest MC ♪
♪ You'll ever see ♪
♪ So sit back, relax I'm on my best behavior ♪
♪ And when I'm done I better be more famous ♪
♪ Than Professor Xavier ♪
Very good, Dylan.
Listen up!
We are individuals.
They can't demand us to wear these clothes!
Start fighting back! Who's with me?!
[coughing]
Who even are you?
I'm the new kid on the block. I'm Young Dylan.
And I think we should wear what we want, when we want.
Are you okay?
Wow. I've never seen Dylan this quiet before.
Hey Bethany.
Hey Rebecca. I just met your cousin.
I hope he grows out of that staring thing,
it's kinda creepy.
Oh, don't mind him. Come on.
You can help me pick out what shoes I'm going to wear.
All right. Bye Dylan.
Oh, hi.
My name is Dylan. What's yours?
Dylan, are you okay?
Yeah, I-I'm fine.
For real man, I do not know what just happened.
[unintelligible]
♪ Dang grandma It was like you were just here ♪
♪ If I close my eyes I can see you so clear ♪
♪ Your eucalyptus And Forchilia perfume ♪
♪ Man, you sure knew how To fill a room ♪
Yeah, I like where this is going.
Wow. He's handling this very well.
[yawning] Wow. That late already?
We should probably hit it. Sleep is so important.
Okay, but--
Shh.
Sleeping.
It's just that rap was pretty good.
You should get it down in your dia...
Uh!
...your big book of rhymes.
That Mother May I part was--
- Oh, you like that? - Yeah.
Well, Mother May I go to sleep, please?
Alright, alright.
Come on! Don't go for the touch down pass!
Please, don't go for the pass!
They're going for the pass. They're going for the pass.
What?!
Sit down, little baby boy.
Stop dancing.
Take a knee. Take a knee. You're on the sideline.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
[grunting]
[screaming]
I'm gold!
♪ I don't need you I told you what I do ♪
♪ You're standing there Looking like ♪
♪ It's truly hurting you You're out of your league ♪
♪ You don't even know it You're coming at me ♪
♪ 'Cause your weakness Just keeps showing ♪
Ooh.
♪ Well, okay My little young MC ♪
♪ Don't ya see the problem With you and me ♪
♪ I got the knowledge So power I got it ♪
♪ You might have the talent But don't got the wallet ♪
♪ So you better be careful 'Fore I hit you with this slip ♪
♪ If you don't be careful ♪
♪ You'll be broke Before you know it ♪
Ooh.
Baw, baw, baw.
[drumming]
What is going on?!
[drumming]
It's what his mom sent 'em!
[drumming]
A drum set?!
[drumming]
Yeah!
[drumming]
He's a natural!
Uh-huh.
[drumming]
Yeah, I'm a natural!
[drumming]
Man, I wish you had a kit.
I used to but... I had to give 'em away
to... a little drummer boy.
Did your mom and dad tell you that?
- Yeah. - And you believe them?
Yeah. He needed them for Christmas.
Well, to bad. Here, you can play with mines.
Thanks man.
Let's go!
One, two! One, two, three! Let's go!
[drumming]
What the heck is going on?
[unintelligible]
Why are you putting clothes on?
What are you doing? [grunting]
[unintelligible]
I'm from the streets, don't be grabbing on me like!
Oh, okay. Fine, sorry, but we gotta go. Now.
What is it?
Well. No. You hear that song?
That song means it's... too late.
What- What is going on around here?!
[screaming]
I'll tell you what's going on!
[screaming]
I'm a goner! I'm a goner!
[laughing]
I don't think your mom is coming.
Don't say that. She's probably just running late or something.
She's terrible of time.
Once she took me to the movies,
and by the time we sat down, the credits were rolling.
So, what'd you do?
We left and ended up eating our popcorn on the L train.
[chuckles]
I had never tried to talk to a girl I liked.
The thought of it... makes me nervous.
When I'm nervous... I have to pee.
Man, all you gotta do is go over there
and spit your game. Girls love a confident man.
Confident. Gotcha.
Hi. Would you like to buy a ticket
for the Kids and Out fundraiser?
There'll be games and food
and all the money goes to the science club.
Uh, uh, uh, I gotta go pee-pee!
Guess all that confidence
is about to get flushed down the toilet.
So... what do you need?
I need a new auto tuner.
The one I have is old, and it makes me sound weird.
How weird?
[music playing]
Okay. All right, all right, you can turn that off.
♪ So let's take a minute To talk about the greats ♪
♪ When they was getting started It was all clean slates ♪
♪ Trying to figure out Who or what they're gonna be ♪
♪ But sooner or later It was our destiny ♪
♪ Galileo, Voltar, Aristotle ♪
♪ Man them dudes was going Full throttle ♪
♪ But let's fast forward To the present day ♪
♪ Sit back and listen To what I gotta say ♪
♪ Kobe, Jordan, Magic, Shaq ♪
Come on, people, stand up, sing it with me.
♪ Kobe, Jordan, Magic, Shaq ♪
♪ And what's the one thing That they all lack? ♪
♪ Kobe, Jordan, Magic, Shaq ♪
♪ They are just have A single name ♪
♪ And this fact is all part Of their claim to fame ♪
♪ Shakespeare, Elvis Cleopatra ♪
♪ Don't stop me now 'Cause I'm coming at cha ♪
♪ LeBron, Aaliyah, Beyonce too Let me make my point to you ♪
♪ One the name is all you need ♪
♪ If you make your mark On history ♪
♪ And my man Einstein He did [unintelligible] ♪
♪ And you can't deny it And that's a fact ♪
[cheering]
Best Almost Finished Hip Hop Video Award goes to...
Young Dylan!
[cheering]
Oh.
[cheering]
Thank you. Thank you. Ah. Thank you. Caption this.
Turn me- oh! Oh, thank you! Thank you!
I know just where to put it.
[cheering]
We did it Mama!
[breaking]
Oh, no!
We're getting close. We're getting close.
It's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be all right.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
All right, let's go, all right now.
- Ay. - Wait, what?
- What what happened now? - Wait, take me with you.
- What's- - One person can't hurt!
What? What?
No! Take me with you!
[grunting]
- Nephew. - Come on!
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
Get ahold of yourself boy!
Boy, come on and get ahold of yourself.
Come on. Get up. Get up.
[music playing]
The man's got talent.
I'm going to look for another way out.
[music playing]
Eww, too much spit in the spit valve.
Go get a mop.
Bingo.
[groaning]
Better get rid of the evidence.
So you're saying I can just have the scooter?
I mean, you can give us some money if you want.
No money. We just want her to have a good home.
Yeah. A home where people have money to give to people
who... I mean... I guess a hug will work.
I'd rather pay.
♪ I'm a champion ♪
♪ I'm gonna play hard 'Til the end ♪
♪ I'm a champion ♪
♪ I'll I do is win, win, win ♪
[unintelligible]
That was dope! I think it's done.
And I think it's fire.
I think so too.
I'm definitely gonna win this anthem contest.
Hey, if anyone asks you,
having you sing was completely and totally my idea.
All right, I, Myles, Squirrel Scoutmaster
hereby bestow upon you your... first aid merit badge,
your... emergency preparedness merit badge,
Your camp making merit badge,
And last but not least...
your best son ever merit badge.
That last one's made up, but it's the best one.
Thanks, Dad.
One small step for man, One giant leap for man boy.
Oh, looks like somebody's taking space camp a little too serious.
I can't take it serious enough.
It's been my dream to go there ever since I can remember.
Yeah, space camp's been lame every since I can remember.
My dad just did tax work for Queen Star.
[both] Queen Star?!
Yep and he got tickets for the whole class
to go to her concert this weekend
with backstage passes!
[laughing]
This is the best day of our lives so far!
The best day of our lives so far!
The best day, I said,
The best day 'cause today we're gonna meet Queen Star!
Yeah!
Queen Star!
Did you guys say Queen Star?
- Yeah! - And passes?
- Yup! - Oh, wow!
♪ But not for Dylan and Rebecca Because they're grounded ♪
♪ Dylan and Rebecca Are grounded ♪
♪ The best day ever ♪