- [Voiceover] This is the story
of the seven girls that I've dated.
This is you. Okay, well, actually this is me.
But imagine that it's you. I am you. Get it?
Okay, cool. Let's move on.
It all started with Monday.
Like always, Monday hits you like a stack of bricks.
Huge was an understatement for her personality.
You probably dated her early on, like maybe high school.
Ultimately, she tried to fix you.
She was too focused on the future.
- Have you submitted your college applications yet?
What are your career goals?
I wanna get married after college!
- [Voiceover] And then you met her.
Uh, her name is blanking on me.
Let's just move on.
(talking in background)
After that girl, you decided to try to mix it up.
You pretended to like slam poetry and vegan bacon.
This is Wednesday.
Wednesday gives you the urge to start anew,
but at the end of the day, what is she talking about?
- That tree is no longer. Because of you.
- [Voiceover] You will never understand poetry.
Next came Thursday.
She got you back on track.
Yeah, Thursday was pretty and fun,
but it felt like a filler.
You had things you loved about her, sure,
but it felt like a routine.
It always felt like you were waiting for something else.
It always felt like you had to work at it.
Friday was a perfect 10. Pretty much the dream.
She was a payday. You felt free with Friday.
But then, Friday got a little crazy.
- Round three!
- [Voiceover] You couldn't keep up with Friday.
It ended with tears and vomit. Gross.
After you recovered from Friday, you met Saturday.
Aren't we all just racing through Monday to Friday
in hopes that we can finally meet Saturday?
Saturday was fun and exciting.
She was different than any other girl you've been with.
You fell in love with Saturday.
(background talking and music)
But sometimes, Saturdays don't always work out.
You have plans, and hopes for Saturday
but at the end of the day you look back and realize
maybe Saturday was a little disappointing.
Maybe Saturday wasn't everything that you wanted it to be.
Saturday broke your heart.
And that happens, but I promise
for every Saturday you face, there will be a Sunday.
You know when you meet someone
and then suddenly everything makes sense?
That's Sunday.
You can be yourself around Sunday.
Sundays help your reflect and be thankful
for the journey you've been on.
With Sunday, things are just easy.
Sundays are peaceful.
Sundays help you become a better person.
I think everyone could use a Sunday.
Maybe things didn't work out with all the other girls,
but you wouldn't change that for anything.
The path to love is a journey
and sometimes it can suck.
But it helps to become the person you are today.
Ohh, Tuesday!
How did I forget about Tuesday? Your name's Tuesday!
Well, Tuesdays aren't that memorable.