- Alright, I'm back with Chloe Grace Moretz
and Ashley May give it up!
So, ladies what's your take on holiday hallmark movies?
Y'all in, y'all love them?
- Oh, I mean the 31 days, you know what I mean?
- She knew the number, I like it, I like it.
- Oh my gosh, I've been watching them nightly.
My favorite is the potato snow,
that is like, so obviously not snow.
And it's like shot in like the valley,
so it's hot,
and they're sweating,
but they're all like in the snow.
It's my favorite.
It's the best thing ever. - Oh my god.
- My mother and sister are obsessed.
They love it, they never miss one.
And two of our three next guests
are absolutely obsessed with Hallmark's Christmas movies,
well the other one not so much.
These friends decided to come together,
and form a very funny and very popular podcast
from "Deck the Hallmark"
let's welcome Bran, Panda and Dan!
(audience cheering)
Alright so meet Chloe, and Ashley...
- [Deck The Hallmark] Hi, guys!
- Hello!
- Okay so, first of all, please tell...
She said, who?
Oh it's me, he's looking at me.
So which of you hates Christmas,
hot cocoa, sitting by the fire, and cozy socks,
and all that other joyful things, you know,
that come with hallmark holiday movies?
- Hi, Kelly.
- [Kelly] Oh, you're the Grinch.
- Yeah, that's me.
They're terrible, I make no apologies.
- Oh my god, I love you right now!
- Chloe is right,
but she loves them for all the reasons I hate them.
Like, how many times do we need another small town visit
to find love, or a Christmas tree decoration?
- [Kelly] Well...
- Everyday of Christmas.
- Let us dream, Dan.
Let us dream.
So what made y'all want to start a podcast
of hallmark movies?
Like, what started this?
- We actually were all teachers initially...
- [Kelly] Oh, thank you by the way! That's awesome, yeah.
- They allowed us to be in charge of teenagers,
which is crazy, and...
- [Kelly] Good luck.
- We all taught together,
and they would rope us into like,
chaperoning the senior trip,
and MC-ing the Christmas play,
and we became good friends.
And then these two guys left the school,
and we all had young kids
and we were looking for a way to hang out.
And Bran had this idea for a podcast,
and it became this scheduled bro time
where we could still hang out...
- Oh, I love that.
- And still get to see each other, so, I mean, you know.
- Yeah, I'm obsessed with Christmas.
And so I love these movies,
and it became the perfect excuse to hang out with my buddies
and make Dan miserable in the meantime.
So it was perfect.
- Yes, 'cause you love them.
- I love them, I'm obsessed with them.
- [Kelly] My family loves them.
- Well, let's just watch them together.
- [Kelly] Exactly, I'm telling you.
And then they sent me some stuff,
and them some stuff,
my family went nuts.
Hallmark said yeah.
They have, they watched,
they drink with the mug and the snugs, yeah.
All of it, all of it. - And the sweaters, yeah.
- So you just put out a new book,
so can you tell us about it real quick?
So it's "I'll Be Home For Christmas Movies."
- [Bran] Yes, it's the guide to the holiday season.
So we have a bunch of reviews of movies,
and you can pick one to watch.
And then there's recipes, and a bingo card,
and all sorts of fords fun stuff
to throw the perfect hallmark viewing party this holiday.
- I love it!
That's great, it's fun.
Did you say bingo?
- [Bran] Bingo!
- I love bingo.
- Like hey, disaster happens but she still looks good.
Bingo.
- Oh, I thought you meant the game bingo.
- Well yeah, but you use it with the tropes of the movie.
So it's like, oh, he's wearing a cable knit sweater.
- This is clever.
- Like a drinking game.
- Yes! - Yes.
- I love that the Irish went, yeah,
oh so the alcohol's involved.
Oh my god.
- Okay, well we happen to have
one of the drinks in the book prepared for all of us.
It's Panda's blended frozen hot chocolate,
which I am very much into, Justin.
Thank you.
- [Dan] Yes, absolutely.
- [Bran] I got you, buddy.
- This looks delicious.
How is this not a good idea?
- It's calorie free, which is wild.
- [Kelly] Don't think about it.
- Oh my gosh!
- It's really good.
- Cheers! - I know I've had it.
- Cheers, Merry Christmas.
- Really good!
It's really good.
- Feels mean to do this to you, cheers.
- Hey, guys!
This tastes really good.
We didn't get enough for everyone,
this tastes really good guys.
- [Ashley] Sorry, we ran out of glasses.
- [Kelly] You're probably wondering at the legends of this.
We want you to be able to make this on your own,
so you're all going home
with a copy of "I'll Be Home For Christmas Movies!"
(audience cheering)
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(audience cheering)
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