>> SO, HERE IS YOUR NEW OFFICE SPACE LAYOUT.
AS YOU CAN SEE, WE ARE GOING TO KEEP THESE STRUCTURES HERE.
YOU KNOW, WE THOUGHT IT ADDED SOME INTEREST TO THE SPACE AND
KEEPS IT FROM LOOKING LIKE A COOKIE CUTTER OFFICE BUILDING.
>> I LIKE THAT. >> THIS IS THE COMMON SPACE.
>> YEP, IT'S CONNECTED THROUGH -- WHY ARE MY PARENTS
CALLING? >> OH, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND TAKE
THAT. >> THANK YOU.
HELLO? >> OH, HEY, RANDY.
HOW ARE YOU? >> HI, HONEY.
HOW'S EVERYTHING. >> MOM, YOU GUYS ARE BOTH THERE.
WHAT'S GOING ON? >> OH, NOTHING.
WE JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU LIKED THAT NEW GRILL WE GOT YOU.
>> WE HAVE THE SAME ONE AND WE LOVE IT.
>> COOL. I'M ACTUALLY AT WORK RIGHT NOW.
>> OH, YOU'RE AT WORK? DON'T TELL HIM ABOUT IT.
YEAH, IT'S FINE. >> TELL ME WHAT.
>> OH, NO, WELL, YOU'RE AT WORK. WE'LL TELL YOU LATER.
>> SORRY, WE CALLED YOU AT WORK. >> NO, NO, GUYS.
WHAT IS IT? >> OH, IT'S NOTHING.
YOU'RE WORKING. GO BACK TO WORK.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I SHATTERED ALL THE BONES IN MY
LEG. LOVE YOU.
>> HELLO? >> IS EVERYTHING OKAY.
>> DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I CALL THEM BACK.
I THINK MY DAD, LIKE, BROKE HIS LEG OR SOMETHING.
>> OH, OF COURSE. >> SO SORRY.
>> HELLO? >> HEY, MOM.
>> OH, RANDY! THIS IS A GREAT SURPRISE TO GET
OUT OF WORK EARLY. >> NO, YOU JUST SAID YOUR LEGS
WERE SHATTERED? >> OH, WHAT, THAT?
IT'S NOTHING. I WAS HOT DOGGIN' AT THE CLUB
AND ROLLED THE GOLF CART AND IT PANCAKED MY LEGS AND BROKE ALL
THE BONES. IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL AT
ALL. I'M FINE.
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED YOU. GOD, YOU'RE STARTING TO PISS ME
OFF. >> PISS US OFF.
>> YEAH. >> CALM DOWN.
ARE YOU OKAY? >> HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
I REFUSED MEDICAL CARE AT THE SCENE.
WHEN YOUR MOTHER HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL LAST WEEK, YOU KNOW
THEY CHARGED US 5 GRAND FOR AN IV.
>> HIGHWAY ROBBERY. >> WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED TO MOM?
>> NOTHING. I'M FINE.
HE NEVER TOLD US. HOW'S THAT NEW GRILL?
>> I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE STUPID GRILL, MOM.
>> OH, STUPID. OH, SO SORRY THE GRILL WE BOUGHT
YOU IS SUCH A DUMB --. >> SO STUPID.
>> AND YOU KNOW, YOUR MOTHER DIDN'T WANT ME TO TELL YOU, BUT
SHE GOT SHOT. >> WHAT?
OH, MY GOD. I'M SO SORRY.
I THINK MY MOM GOT SHOT. YOU GUYS WANT TO RESCHEDULE?
>> NO, NO, NO. CALL THEM BACK.
>> AND CAN YOU PUT IT ON SPEAKER?
>> I FEEL LIKE WE ARE A PART OF THIS NOW.
>> YEAH. >> HELLO?
>> DAD? >> OH, RANDY!
YOU'RE HOME. >> NO.
STILL AT WORK, DAD. >> YOU SHOULD BE WORKING.
>> OH, RANDY, THEY'RE NOT PAYING YOU TO MAKE PHONE CALLS.
>> COME ON, RANDY. >> YOU GUYS, IT'S FINE.
MOM, WERE YOU SHOT? >> YES, RANDY.
DON'T MAKE IT A BIG DEAL. >> IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
>> I WAS ON A JOG IN THE WOODS AND I RAN THROUGH A SHOOTING
RANGE TOOK A SLUG TO THE SIDE. NOW, I SEE ON FACEBOOK YOU GOT A
NEW SHIRT. >> I DON'T -- NO, MOM.
STOP CHANGING THE SUSPECT. >> OH, HOW DARE YOUR MOTHER TAKE
AN INTEREST IN HER SON'S WARDROBE.
SHE'S ALMOST AS SILLY AS THAT LITTLE IDIOT GRILL.
>> GUYS, SHOULD I FLY OUT? >> NO, NO, DO NOT.
WE DO NOT NEED AN EXTRA SET OF HANDS AROUND THE HOUSE.
>> YES, WE HAVE MINE EVEN THOUGH YOUR MOTHER'S ARE GONE.
>> WAIT, DID YOU SAY MOM'S HANDS ARE GONE?
RUINED? >> YES, RANDY.
SHE RUINED HER HANDS IN THE FALL.
>> ASK HER WHAT FALL. >> I'M GOING TO.
WHAT FALL? >> I FALL THROUGH THE HOLE.
>> WHAT HOLE? >> OH, RANDY.
KEEP UP. THE HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR
HOUSE. SHE FELL THROUGH IT, BRACED HER
FALL WITH HER HANDS AND THEY SNAPPED RIGHT OFF.
>> THEN THEY SNAPPED THEM BACK. WHAT IS IT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>> I CAN'T DO IT WITH HIM. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM.
>> HI HECTOR. THIS IS LAURIE, YOUR SON'S
CLIENT. WHY IS THERE A HOLE IN YOUR
HOUSE? >> COME ON, LAURIE, THINK.
WE'RE INSTALLING AN ELEVATOR BECAUSE OF ALL THE LEG MISHAPS.
>> SO, WHY IS THERE NOT AN ELEVATOR WHERE THE HOLE IS?
>> THINK, RANDY. WE CHANGED OUR MIND!
I CAN HANDLE MYSELF ON THE STAIRS JUST FINE.
OH, THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR. I'LL GET IT.
OH, NO! MY LEGS!
MY FACE! MY BODY IS COMPLETELY PANCAKED!
>> UM, OKAY, YOU GUYS. I AM GOING TO FLY OUT THERE
FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING. >> OH, GOOD.
>> YOU MEET ROGER. HE'S LIVING WITH US NOW.
>> YOU SAY ROGER? WHO IS ROGER?
>> ROGER IS YOUR IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER WE GAVE UP FOR ADOPTION
AT BIRTH. LOVE YOU!