- You really wanna know what I see?
Okay, I see bloody diarrhea.
- [Interviewer] Okay.
(mysterious music)
Have you heard of the Rorschach test?
- The who test?
- [Interviewer] Rorschach test?
- What test?
- [Interviewer] I'm gonna show you an image
- Okay.
- [Interviewer] and I want you to tell me what you see.
- Okay.
- Rorschach test.
(laughing)
I don't know what the fuck you mean.
- It's like the ink blot, kind of?
- It's the splotchy things, right?
- [Interviewer] Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- [Interviewer] You're gonna take it right now.
- Oh, okay, cool.
- Dope, let's do it.
- I'm excited, I've never done one before.
(laughing)
- This is gonna be fun.
Let's do it.
- [Interviewer] What do you see?
- Do I say what first came to mind?
- [Producer] Yes, please.
- A vagina.
- Vagina.
- I'm gonna be straight up, I saw a vagina.
It looks scary.
- Pussy.
Oh, shit.
(laughing)
- It looks like a uterus.
- A uterus.
- And like, fallopian tubes.
- I don't know, it looks like a fetus or something.
- There's a baby.
- Two babies high-fiving,
and one of their legs are exploded.
- [Interviewer] That's pretty dark.
- Well, it looks like that.
- Now it's gonna be like, my dad never loved me.
(laughing)
- I see a pelvis.
- Pelvis.
- Pelvic bones, that's what I was looking for.
- [Interviewer] What do you see?
- A bleeding anus.
- It looks kinda bloody.
- Blood.
- Bloody.
- But also looks like an ass being torn apart.
- [Interviewer] I mean, not for everybody.
- There's like, a little squirtage happening at the bottom.
- Like, a period stain or something.
I don't know.
(giggling)
- Looks like two acrobats standing upside down,
high-fiving their foot,
and then they stepped on glass
and so their hands are bleeding, and I don't know.
- Two ghosts.
- Two ninjas fighting.
- Two dead rats.
- Two men.
- Two ladies.
- Two really sexual poodles.
- Two clowns.
- Spilling food in each other's general direction.
- [Interviewer] How do they feel about each other?
- I'm gonna go with, they are both gay
and probably either ex-roommates
or one stole the other's boyfriend, so not the best.
- Two bears taking a poop.
- There's two decapitated bears at a crime scene.
- Two bears.
- Bear.
- Bears.
- Panda bears.
- Pair of chickens.
- Dancing bears.
- Two bears in a bloody fight.
- With smashed heads and feet, like roadkill bears, like.
- [Interviewer] You're a violent person.
- Nice.
- Maybe I just got some dark,
(chuckling)
got some dark thoughts in here.
- It's like an ant's face.
- Some kind of boar or something with big ass nostrils.
- But I also see a building or something in the middle.
- Space Needle.
- Hmm, there's a butterfly in the center.
- Butterfly.
- Butterflies.
- Separated butterfly in the middle,
and there's just two bloody things on the side.
- [Interviewer] Oh man.
- I know, well it's red.
It looks like blood, it looks.
- [Interviewer] Have you been, like, committing
a lot of murder in your sleep?
- I'm on my period.
There's that.
- I see.
- Two dogs praying together.
- Two perched Dalmatians spitting fire out of their breasts.
- A person that's been split in half.
- Like a mirror image of each other.
- Stickin' their butts out.
- A badger's face.
- Wearing a bow tie.
- [Producer] How does it make you feel?
- It's like cute and disturbing at the same time.
- I see two people facing each other
with huge boobs and boners, like leaning in to kiss.
- [Producer] Why do you think
you're thinking of such sexual things?
- Because it's two people with huge boobs and a boner.
Is that not what it is, right?
- Both have breasts and also a penis.
- Breasts and dicks.
- Boobs.
- And hunched over for doggie style.
- I mean, there's all kinds of shit going on here.
- [Interviewer] You think about sex too much.
- I, maybe.
I won't deny that, either.
(laughing)
- Oh, boy.
- It kinda looks like.
- Two creatures.
- High-fiving.
(clapping)
- Playing a game.
- I feel like I'm watching and I'm not playing it,
if that means anything.
- [Interviewer] Yeah, you're lonely.
- Yeah, damn.
- It's a beetle.
It's on its back or whatnot, trying to roll.
Makes me feel sad for the beetle, you know.
He has to try to get on his stomach now.
- Looks like hearts in the middle, and it makes me feel sad.
- [Interviewer] Why?
- I just got out of a five-year relationship.
- [Interviewer] What do you see?
- It looks like a cow.
- Ninjas fighting on a wall.
(laughing)
- I don't even know what that is.
What are y'all?
- I see lungs, maybe somebody who's been smoking
for a really long time 'cause they're black.
- Death.
Damn, why is the first thing I thought of death?
Yeah, death.
- [Interviewer] Whoo.
(laughing)
(somber piano riff)