[Music]
[Applause]
that was just right next to my ear honey
that one's going to bug me
that little one oh yeah she's already
starting to bug
little bitty serena she's kind of
irritating and by kinda i mean she's
irritating the shadow me on a constant
i was born and raised in the republic of
panama where is panama
it's between colombia and costa rica
it's one of the number one retirement
homes for americans you should consider
going there
not if they're all like you
[Music]
yeah because your mouth doesn't shut oh
okay
it wears then very quickly you know i
have a feeling you just like to be the
only pretty one
i just think you're annoying i can
handle annoying
i can't tries to read [ __ ] like she
can
she is loud she won't shut her mouth and
i have had it with her
there's funny and there's just like
blunt rudeness can you not take it is
that why
like oh honey i can take it you're just
like so immature
it's just really aggravating i'm sorry
you know you're only 21 once then you
only
audition for this thing once being 21
and get in right away once
and then you think because you're
younger you think that's an advantage
but we've all done drag longer so
does it bother you i keep saying i'm 21
well no not at all i mean because
honestly i
look just as young as you but you just
keep right are you sure about that
girl you ain't that pretty cover girl
don't cover boy baby
go home jade go home just go home
well girls we will see we shall see
jocelyn fox she's so gay even her ass
has a lisp then we have a door
i know what you got on your sats ketchup
trinity i believe your smile belongs on
season four
every day is shark week with your grill
miss laganja estranja
next time you death drop reverse that
and drop dad
a door you know you're from the west
coast because it's a three hour delay
before you finally get a joke
darian lake this is the girl who
probably sits reverse cowgirl on the
toilet just so she has a flat surface to
eat off of
[Applause]
jocelyn you have some really comforting
old-fashioned qualities like how you
paint in sepia tones and your voice
sounds like a dial-up modem
miss zarian lake you have a lot of jokes
but to me they're more like ufos i mean
they are way out there and i've never
seen one land
milk your beauty and fashion is listed
right on the side of your carton
under missing
[Laughter]
ben de la creme you remind me of a
russian
doll full of yourselves
[Applause]
[Music]
adore delano
i'm going to say this very slowly so you
can
understand you're dumb
[Music]
so i'm picturing us maybe to be like
drunk luscious
oh okay you know like her pinot gris
show in the afternoon
[Music]
i cannot even wrap my brain around it at
this moment that i'm actually
doing this thing with courtney act
herself she has so much respect for me
and i of course have the utmost respect
for her
um i think like we should makeovers like
does one of us want to be like her
before and one of us want to be after
imagine if you were the before but the
problem is no one would ever believe
that you were the after
right
what was it like working together we've
got like a little sister vibe going i'm
the lower end version of courtney
so she's sad i may have used that term
once
jocelyn i mean you're being very quiet
what's going on
tonight in the silver lounge courtney
right my look i just think that your
drag isn't as
polished as the other dragon competition
right now
you guys really feel like i shouldn't be
here no i think it is good to be
here i do feel that the look tonight
wasn't executed as well as
the vision in your head but if you want
anything i got a whole box foolish
i put a whole rack of things
i've been doing drag for 13 years and
i'm not being mean i'm just being
factual but i didn't mean it in
any way to hurt her feelings i didn't
want you to think that i was
saying that you weren't deserving being
in the competition
i think because i have such a big
respect for you it makes me feel bad
about myself
like i need you to understand that like
that that hurt me really bad
nothing else has hurt me since i've been
in this competition than when you told
me that
i looked unpolished if you need any help
by any means
i'm just trying to offer a hand because
i would like to see you do
even better no i appreciate you offering
me help but i just i can't help but
take it as patronizing almost well i
mean i guess it is a little bit
at this point i don't know if i look up
to courtney as much this is not about
making friends
now it's game on
all right thorgy thor girl i love you so
much i don't know whether to give you a
hug
or put some change in a cup
bob the drag queen you may be
from new york honey but those feet are
still from mississippi
city your drag is just like turkey neck
cheap and no one wants
it wow naomi smalls
your wardrobe reminds me of a legendary
drag race queen
nicole paige brooks
[Laughter]
[Music]
who knew that was lurking underneath
that we
all knew it is a known fact that derek
berry is not very smart
when she heard britney spear she said
does she i prefer fencing
[Laughter]
it is very hard to have an intelligent
conversation with derrick barrett the
only thing harder
is robbie turner's wig lines
[Laughter]
robbie turn turn
i know you're a huge fan of classic
movies and television
may i recommend one of my favorite
classic tv shows
flipper
[Laughter]
so valentina speaking of telenovela
drama aja had some pretty
choice words for you after the princess
challenge
what did they say oh my god you're
perfect you're beautiful
you look like linda and evangelista
you're a model
did you stone those tights oh you're
smiling
they eat her up every single time
she's on that damn stage she doesn't
even she could walk out there
in a diaper and they're like valentina
your smile is beautiful
i'm not going to say nothing again
oh my gosh valentina what'd you think of
this
oh i loved it i'm currently working on a
number where i just literally come out
and just stand there in a diaper and
smile
asha what was going on there here's the
thing if you're in the moment and you
have something
to say say it so when valentino was
getting so much praise you mean this
gorgeous beautiful model
which she is she is uh she she's kind of
a psycho but she's still beautiful
[Laughter]
and that day i really had felt like she
didn't deserve to be in the top
and i was just over it i was like girl
and then i you know i don't want to say
i read her i just aggressively
complimented her and i'll let her know
how beautiful
she was you could see how happy i was i
was like yes
get her get her jam
i think a lot of us had the had the
feeling that as you were saying it there
was a little bit of silent amen
amen we didn't understand why valentina
was in the top that challenge
a lot of us didn't necessarily
appreciate the charm that valentino was
conveying on camera because
to be honest girl you were not making an
attempt to like
really get to know us backstage at that
point it came on
i wanted to win you wanted to be on the
show because you wanted to be a star and
you
i didn't want to be a star i wanted to
show the star that i am you are secretly
one little [ __ ] and that's why i love
you now
but back then [ __ ] i hated you so much
and i was just like i want to send this
[ __ ] home so bad
now the moment we've all been waiting
for which one of these
[ __ ] have the fans voted miss
congeniality
well last year's winner cynthia lee
fontaine please
step forward yeah
cynthia do you have any parting words to
all the fans of rupaul drag race
it was a great and amazing experience
thank you for your love and support
no i have verified these results and i
can promise you
that this election was not hacked by the
russians
the winner of miss congeniality season
nine
is i'm so nervous
valentina
what a surprise congratulations
you've won five thousand dollars
courtesy of logo
i dedicate this prize to my mother
she taught me to always be kind and
forgiving
so thank you to her without her i
wouldn't even be congenial
what wait wait i just don't feel like
you should be miss congeniality
do you have anything to say to respond
to aja's claim
i've been kind to every single one of
you and i'll continue to be kind
towards success can i say something sure
go ahead
everyone else is can i well i finally
want to say something
valentina we literally did everything
together
this whole show we were such close
friends and
you literally have not spoken to me in
almost five months
and i really miss my friend and it
really hurts my feelings that you have
not
spoken to me i respect you and love you
um you don't love me i was a real friend
to you
you would not have just dropped me you
didn't if you wanted friendship text me
call me let's talk about it i've texted
you you ignore my text
i've responded you finally responded to
me when you got eliminated and i texted
you and said are you okay and you said
yes
okay let's talk about it i would really
love to but it seems like you don't have
any time or any really any any desire
like you are clearly not focused on
anybody but yourself and fan favorite
yeah great
like you have a lot of fans your fans
love you but is it fan favorite or is it
congeniality
if it's fan favorite then i guess she
deserves it right we should call it fan
favorite
but congeniality i just don't see it
yeah
fan favorite congratulations everyone
let's make a round of applause for fan
favorite
world fan favorite favorites
fan favorite janet hagsen oh
i'm sorry coco monsters how exciting for
you that janet has a new album out
you can both come out of retirement
tatiana thank you for letting the pas
know who to pack up first
pokemon trees i always wanted to know
what the female gremlin would look like
in 25 years
that was a good one [ __ ] ginger minge
in my eyes the true winner of season
seven
of tlc's i didn't know i was pregnant
roxy andrews i think about you all the
time especially in the morning
at the bus stop too soon too soon
alaska like her outfit trash
cocoa way too old and adore delano
um really
[Laughter]
y'all [ __ ] are hateful detox
no really i mean that this is actually
your intervention
you should really stop this
georgetown these other girls are gonna
say you have
terrible makeup skills you have no
fashion sense
and you're dumb as a rock but they're
wrong you don't have terrible makeup
skills
roxy andrews obviously
a diet consisting of nothing but hatred
for jinx monsoon does a body good
come on all-stars let's get all started
so what happened this week i don't know
i guess all i can say is i really want
to stay
and i think i deserve to stay alaska
doesn't know me very well
and you know if i win the lip sync i i
don't know that she's 100 sure i won't
send her home
because she's my biggest competition i
need to go to the end of this
competition
i need to
[Music]
party
okay my heart is sinking
i think my spleen is going to explode
queens in the past have completely
disregarded
someone's past performance and sent
people home because of a terrible
critique on the runway
even i in the past so it's terrifying
i stopped this week man i [ __ ] up
and it really sucks it really sucks a
lot
and i need to be in the final four and
now i
now i'm potentially looking at i'm not
go i'm not going to be
and it really sucks i'm shocked with
alaska's behavior
she's really acting like a brat and it's
not
it's not attractive it might throw my
thinking process off of the elimination
if you're gonna act like a brat like
right now how are you gonna act the rest
of this time here
well i'll give you ten thousand dollars
if you let me stay
before taxes i'll transfer it to you via
paypal
because i need to stay in this
competition i need to be in the final
four
[Music]
i know what it's like to come back to
this competition and
be sent home again without getting the
crown i know how that feels
the person i've chosen to send home
is thorgy oh jesus
gross thorgy you are
and will always be an all-star
[Music]
sashay away gotcha
i love you guys so i love you thorgy i
really mean that i really
love you bye guys
i am not ready to leave this competition
at all i have so much to give
in comparison to some of the other girls
here i think i deserve to say a lot more
how about dragon's fun and then because
i'm gonna hate shangela for life how
about
suck it shangela and i'm gonna spill it
with two
l's because she hates that
and then she can this
because it's going that way yeah that's
pretty disgusting
have a good time without me bye it's
going to be boring tv it's my first
snatch game i have nothing to live up to
so i feel like i'm what's this
the thing of like living up to piracy
from thorgy
oh thorgy wrote this yeah it says
this shady [ __ ] angela it has my name
crossed out
i didn't show it to you because i
thought it was not helpful or
appropriate
but you decide to hang it on the wall
oh come on here we go i know from dodgy
i put it by my milk note
yeah but this one specifically talks
about me and then says the shady [ __ ]
and then points at my name
and then you hung it on the wall oh face
crack
i know trixie's stomach has fallen out
of her ass
well i don't care what you think she
gave it to me because she was sad and
i'm honoring her
i like those people trixie you can't
tell me
that you read thorgy calling shangela a
[ __ ] and you just saw the goodness in
the letter and wanted to put it up
cut the i would not do something no go
leave it now i know you feel that that's
why you really feel about someone like
me i wouldn't put that up against
someone because i would not want you to
feel bad
i never even showed it to you because i
didn't want to it wasn't on a wall see
oh my god get on my station that's what
it is oh the drama in the page
[ __ ] i've got a lot of incense around
here clear the air how did
thorgy's feelings about shangela make
chandelier mad at me now
i think she was just upset because you
hung it up and didn't tell her
thorgy left a really message to me on
the mirror
i took the high road on that then i find
out she double dogged me
in a written note then trixie hangs the
note up on the wall
how much does shinji got to take trixie
is a mess and she she shouldn't even
have that up there
she put it up there to be amiss what do
you mean by a man why would you put it
up there i wouldn't
but my point so i don't her putting it
up there that's being a mess
i just think maybe she wasn't thinking
about it girl maybe she was just
something
some things you just do not do if we all
supposed to be this sisterhood and stuff
that type of don't supposed to fly
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