I'm trying to figure out
the media's coverage of Kamala Harris.
Like, what do you make of it?
(Dulce sighs)
- Same bullshit as always, Trevor.
Female candidates get covered less like politicians
and more like Miss Universe contestants.
How does she smile? Does she look good in a dress?
Will Steve Harvey get her name right?
- Yeah, but why do you think
the media has this double standard in politics?
- Politics? Negro, this double standard is everywhere.
Have you not been paying attention
to this wet-ass pussy controversy?
- Oh, you mean, like, why Kylie Jenner was in the video?
- No, ain't nobody talking about that goofy-ass girl,
you silly man.
No, I'm not talking about the song.
I'm talking about why people are talking about the song.
Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion
have given us the sex-positive song of the summer,
celebrating women owning their sexuality,
something men have been doing
since Adam ate that apple in the Garden of Eden
and got his first boner.
- Uh, Dulce, I don't remember that part in the Bible.
- The point is male musicians talk about sex all the time.
Talking about their hard dicks and skeetin' everywhere.
But when women do it, people are like,
"This is vulgar. Inappropriate.
"What about the children that look up to them?"
Who cares about them damn children?
Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion are not your nannies.
I know it's confusing.
You see two women of color in a really nice house,
and you assume Aiden and Mackenzie
are just off-screen with their Mandarin tutor.
But it's a huge double standard, Trevor.
- Okay, Dulce, but to play devil's advocate,
you have to admit it's a really graphic song.
- Trevor, only in a repressed patriarchal society
would people consider a woman's pleasure graphic.
Men don't have to censor their pleasure.
Drake and Bruno Mars
can sing about eating pussy and getting hard,
but they still get invited to Thanksgiving dinner.
But if Cardi B does it,
she's a slut who's taking down society!
- Well, you, you know, there is another thing.
I mean, there's something about rap
that as soon as some white people hear it,
it sounds graphic, you know, just, just because it's rap.
Like, I could be like,
♪ It's really cool to stay in school ♪
And then some white people would be like,
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, sir."
You know, so there's always a chance
that the problem wasn't the message
as much as the fact that it's hip-hop.
- Okay, first of all, don't ever do that again.
Listen, that was offensive for a whole different reason.
- No, no. I was, I was just trying to show, like, like,
♪ When you say something with the flow how it goes ♪
- No. No. No. Mm-mm-mm.
Whatever it was, stop, okay?
The point is we don't live in a society
that's comfortable with women claiming their sexuality.
It doesn't matter if it's rap or country.
I bet if it was a country music star
that sang the same lyrics,
all these men would still be upset.
- I, I don't know. I don't know about that, Dulce.
Like, I feel like now you're turning it
into, like, a hypothetical argument.
Oh, what people's reaction would be
if a country music star sang the song.
Like, we, we don't know.
- No, you don't know.
But I called my girl, Margo Price,
who's a Grammy-nominated country star,
to help me prove my point.
Come on, Margo, take it away.
♪ Look, I need a hard hitter ♪
♪ Need a deep stroker ♪
♪ Need a Henny drinker ♪
♪ Need a weed smoker ♪
♪ Not a garter snake, I need a king cobra ♪
♪ Put a hook in it, hope it lean over ♪
♪ He's got some money, baby ♪
♪ That's where I'm headed ♪
♪ Pussy A1, baby, just like his credit ♪
♪ Got a beard, well now I'm tryna wet it ♪
♪ Let him taste it, now he's diabetic ♪
♪ Don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp ♪
♪ I wanna gag, I wanna choke ♪
♪ Want you to touch that little dangly thing ♪
♪ That swings in the back of my throat ♪
♪ Head game is fire, punani Dasani ♪
♪ It's goin' in dry and baby, comin' out soggy ♪
♪ Ride that thing like the cops is behind me ♪
♪ Spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ You (bleep) with some wet-ass pussy, babe ♪
♪ Bring me a bucket and a mop ♪
♪ For this wet-ass pussy, babe ♪
♪ Give me everything you got ♪
♪ Give everything you got ♪
♪ Give me everything, everything, everything you got ♪
♪ For this wet-ass pussy, babe ♪
We'll see how they like that one, Dulce.
- Damn, Dulce.
That was, that was actually amazing.
I mean, it's still graphic, but that was amazing.
How did you get Margo Price to do that?
- You don't know me, Trevor.
You think I spend all day sittin' at home,
organizing my closets?
I'm doing things, baby.
Which reminds me,
I gotta find something that starts with G.
Bye!
- All right, well, see you later, Dulce Sloan.
And, Margo Price,
I think we've got another hit on our hands.
Thank you so much for that.
(upbeat music)