(Music)
TOM! GET THAT ENGINE WORKING!! TOM!!!
HE'S DOWN!
DAMMIT!
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO EDD?!
I DON'T KNOW!
ARGHHHH!!!
NOT THE FACE!!
(Music)
He's doing something stupid again isn't he?
We know what it is yet?
Nope, but i'm sure we are going to find out.
Yup.
EDD, THERE ARE ALIENS AND THEY'RE ABDUCTEDUS AND THEY'RE GONNA EAT US AND I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE!
(Zap)
Thank you.
Alright you alien scum! What do you want with us?!
Greetings pink skin, I am commander Bai. Welcome to my ship!
Are you gonna eat us?
What? No. Come on! Let me show you around.
This ship is the finest in your galaxy.
There are other ships in our galaxy?
Well, last time I checked the sun chasers of Nima were in this quadrant.
Those guys sound awesome!
YEAAAH!! Wait-
Yeaaah, not so much...
This is storage. Here we keep all of our superior technology.
What does this do?
That is a normaliser.
Cool.
What about this?
That's a laser gun.
Lame. Wait... ARGHHHHH!!!
Okay let's go.
This is the desire room. We go here to relax. It'll show you the thing you want the most.
Hey Handsome! I love your hair! Nice jacket! I can tolerate your existence!
They're so beautiful!
(Weird giggling)
Wow, I guess you wanted to celebrate Christmas all along.
Oh, Tom... No...
Tom, don't do it!
Tom, don't you burn that tree down!
DO NOT BURN THAT TREE DOWN!
Arghh, you did it...
What's that?
Home.
Let's move on.
This is the helm, from here we can control everything from the ship. Watch!
Gravity off.
Gravity on.
Nyhh!
Hey, what's this thing?
That is vanity drive. It powers the entire ship.
What?
Let me explain. My people are the most attractive race in the universe. We even found a way
to convert our self esteem into raw energy. On a routine mission to pick up space beer
our hyperdrive malfunctioned and sent us deep into space. We spent years trying to find
our way home. Over time we let ourselves go and could no longer power the ship with our
vanity. Ever since them we have been stuck in this galaxy searching for a being vain
enough to get us home.
And how's that going?
Well, we thought we'd found them on Vargafar 7, but they just turned out to be the most
complimentary species.
This ship is lovely!
Wow, you look great today!
I am so hungry!
Did you cut your hair?
I still don't see what this has to do with us.
I think I do.
What?
Oh... Ohhhhh...
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Hey Eddheads, Tom here. I hope you enjoyed this episode and are looking forward to part two.
This episode was of course broke into two parts because unfortunatly the shows creator
Edd Gould has passed away. But I want to thank everyone who helped finish this off. You can
check them out over there. Please do. And I especially want to thank you guys for the
amount of love and support you've given us this last couple of months. Thank you so much
guys and hope you enjoy part 2, which will be coming out as soon as it's made. We're
making it right?
Oh yeah.
Yeah. So, look forward to that.