- I can't believe I did this!
Mother would be so furious,
but that's okay.
I mean what she doesn't know won't kill her, right?
Oh my gosh, this would kill her.
This is so fun!
I am a horrible daughter, I'm going back.
I am never going back!
I am a despicable human being.
Woo hoo!
Best day ever!
- Wanna see me do a trick?
- [Belle] Chip.
- Oops, sorry.
(giggling)
- What? Oh, no, no, no, no.
There is no way I am kissing a frog
and eating a bug on the same day.
No, no, no, no, no.
- Hello.
- Hold still.
- Stop moving.
You are making this very difficult.
- Y'all find anything to eat yet?
Oh, my.
Hang on, Old Lewis got it comin'.
(squealing)
How's that?
- [Frog] This could be a little better.
- Humans use these little babies
to straighten their hair out.
See, just a little twirl here, and a yank there,
I'm holy ole.
Yeah, I got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair
that humans go nuts over.
(drumming)
- Oh he's nothing but a big sweetheart.
(horse neighs)
Isn't that right, Maximus?
- You've got to be kidding me.
- Look, today is kinda the biggest day of my life,
and the thing is, I need you not to get him arrested.
Just for 24 hours, and then you can chase
each other to your heart's content, okay?
- Huhhhh.
(horse grunts)
- And it's also my birthday, just so you know.
(horse grunts)
(horse sighs)
- Ooooh
- Aha, from the Lords Macintosh by Governor Dingwall.
Their response is no doubt--
- Aiy, aiy, aiy
Stay outta my fruit, you greedy mongrels!
- [Dinner Host] Not often that we have
such a lovely dinner guest, eh Eric?
- Hmmm, this way.
Now, pour the tea.
To please your future in-laws,
you must demonstrate a sense of dignity and refinement.
You must also be poised.
- Um, pardon me.
- And silent.
- Could I just take that back?
For a moment.
- Ahhhhhh!
Why you clumsy, whow, whow!
(crashing noises)
Ahhh, oh, oh!
Whiiiii!
(crashing noises)
- I think it's going well, don't you?
(door slamming)
- Put it out!
Put it out!
- And if you let me stay, I'll keep house for you.
I'll wash, and sew, and sweep and cook--
- [Drarves] Cook?!
- Can you make def-o-lumpin', uh, lump-o-defins?
- [Drarves] Apple dumplings.
- Yes!
Apple Dumpkins.
- Yes, and plum pudding, and gooseberry pie--
- [Drarves] Gooseberry pie!
Hurray! She stays!
- We've got to get out of the castle, I need your help.
Ah, all right, you can have my deserts for two, three weeks.
Okay, fine, a year.
(tense music)
- Did not see that coming.
- I am Moana of Motunui.
This is my canoe and you will journey to--
(water splashing)
All right, get over it, we gotta move.
(water splashing)
And, she's back.
- I am Moana of Motu-- (squealing)
(water splashing)
- It was Moana, right?
- Yes, and you will restore the heart.
Ahhh!
(crashing noise)
(joyful music)